Fuck the Averages!

Mysst

For the entire time that I've owned my desk, something about it has left me unsatisfied. While shopping for new desks and finding none that suited me, I realized what was wrong: to be able to type and mouse comfortably, my chair had to be elevated to where my feet were off the floor.

So I took a saw and cut 3 inches off my desk. Everything is now perfect!

Fuck the average height of 5'10"! Celebrate all your below-averagenesses here!

Bedlam

I would happy if my table was a little higher.

Would you mind cutting it long for me?

Abracadaniel

my dick is above average

Tonkka

Can you hide in the kitchen cabinets?

Mysst

Man, when you are finally comfortable after years of seat shifting, it is the most exciting thing of the moment. From this point out, all my wooden furniture is going to be cut down to accommodate me, and fuck you if you can't fit under my tables!

tugga

Mysst wrote: »

Man, when you are finally comfortable after years of seat shifting, it is the most exciting thing of the moment. From this point out, all my wooden furniture is going to be cut down to accommodate me, and fuck you if you can't fit under my tables!

just snag yourself one of these and save you the woodwork

NotASenator

ITT I AM SO SHORT [HEIGHT THREAD]

Rankenphile

get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and stop your whining

M.D.

For a second I thought the title said Fuck the Avengers.

casper_27d

My dick is below average





for a whale, actually its quite small, like a field mouse.

Tonkka

Rankenphile

Cum Hero wrote: »

my dick is above average

NEAR-MINT

NEVER OPENED

SLIGHT WEAR FROM HANDLING NEAR SPINE

Mysst

I am the champion of short persons everywhere, don't feel threatened just because I have a saw on my hand and I'm going to cut everything down to size.

November6

Mr. Defecation wrote: »

For a second I thought the title said Fuck the Avengers.

Which is a perfectly acceptable title.

DrZiplock

How short are you that a desk needed to be modified?

NotASenator

I'M STILL TALL ENOUGH TO BANG YOUR MOM [SHORT THREAD]

Mysst

DrZiplock wrote: »

How short are you that a desk needed to be modified?

I'm 5'4" and this desk was made for Swedes.

Pickles

My wife is short. She has me do all things concerning height.

Solution: Get a taller man to do everything for you. If you are a man, champion the cause for gay marriage.

tugga

PICKLES WHAT THE FUCK YOURE FROM EDMOND

Daric

Mysst wrote: »

DrZiplock wrote: »

How short are you that a desk needed to be modified?

I'm 5'4" and this desk was made for Swedes.

God, I remember being 5'4".


In the 6th grade.

Pickles

tugga wrote: »

PICKLES WHAT THE FUCK YOURE FROM EDMOND

I live in Edmond. I am not from Edmond.

This is a distinct and very important difference.

Mysst

I didn't even hit 5" until high school. I used to fold myself into those half-lockers for comedic effect. Pants are too long.

ChicoBlue

My dick.

tugga

Pickles wrote: »

tugga wrote: »

PICKLES WHAT THE FUCK YOURE FROM EDMOND

I live in Edmond. I am not from Edmond.

This is a distinct and very important difference.

dude me too, ive lived here for 8 years

i go to UCO

Daric

Mysst wrote: »

I didn't even hit 5" until high school. I used to fold myself into those half-lockers for comedic effect. Pants are too long.

5"? That's uh...that's really short.

ChicoBlue

Talking about his donger.

vsove

goddamn short people.

all.. well, short.

Daric

I'm not tall at all, I'm only about 5'11".

Girls tell me I'm tall, but I feel so short.

casper_27d

Mysst wrote: »

I didn't even hit 5" until high school. I used to fold myself into those half-lockers for comedic effect. Pants are too long.

I used to go into those half lockers for comedic effect also and by this I mean placed there by these neanderthals whose had premature growth spurts and severe hormonal problems. Thank god I eventually reached a normal height.

bowtiedseal

I am nearly 5'3''

taller than my mom, which is tall enough for me

vsove

i enjoy my 6'4" height.

it allows me to reach things on high shelves.

Tonkka

Take that, mom.

Moriveth

I'm 5'6". My parents seem to think I'm getting taller, though.

redimpulse

I hit 5'8" when I was a sophomore and haven't gained an inch since. It sucks a little

Not tall enough to be really useful, not short enough to be a gimmick

Sami

Rankenphile wrote: »

Cum Hero wrote: »

my dick is above average

NEAR-MINT

NEVER OPENED

SLIGHT WEAR FROM HANDLING NEAR SPINE

bahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaa

tugga

ive been 6'2 since the end of sophomore year

being tall is the tits

Rankenphile

tugga wrote: »

ive been 6'2 since the end of sophomore year

being tall is the tits

you sound like a fella who's never tried to hump a short chick in a shower

sure sure, we can get things from the top shelves and all

but believe you me, son

there's drawbacks aplenty

tugga

Rankenphile wrote: »

tugga wrote: »

ive been 6'2 since the end of sophomore year

being tall is the tits

you sound like a fella who's never tried to hump a short chick in a shower

sure sure, we can get things from the top shelves and all

but believe you me, son

there's drawbacks aplenty

oh im not saying its perfect, of course theres flaws

like doorways immediately at the end of a flight of stairs

insta-migraine

potatoe

Rankenphile wrote: »

tugga wrote: »

ive been 6'2 since the end of sophomore year

being tall is the tits

you sound like a fella who's never tried to hump a short chick in a shower

sure sure, we can get things from the top shelves and all

but believe you me, son

there's drawbacks aplenty

i had a girlfriend that owned a pair of platform shoes that got more use in the shower than anywhere else

so, there are ways to get around this problem

RocketScience

tugga wrote: »

being 6'2" is so cool

Being tall is cool because you can stand in front of short people at concerts and they can't see shit.

Balefuego

I keep thinking this thread title says Fuck the Avengers!