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The Hands-Free Contest has Begun! if you ask for porn i will lock this thread - orik

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  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    dang I can't read that spoiler!

    curses!

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Why can't you read the spoiler? Are you on a mobile browser?

  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Time to make it through the night!

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Why can't you read the spoiler? Are you on a mobile browser?

    yeah. can't you give me the jist of it?

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Why can't you read the spoiler? Are you on a mobile browser?

    yeah. can't you give me the jist of it?

    The jist:

    Einhander is Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse, but isn't getting paid to be Patrick Swayze.

  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    I will PM it to you.

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fuck ein, that's not cool. Glad you did get stabbed or anything, I would have just let them take it. I don't blame you for quitting on the spot.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Yeah it was a pretty lame night. Really not the smartest thing I've ever done.

    On a side note, now that Neville has gone to sleep, if I post three more times in this thread I will have the most posts in it.

    This makes me sad.

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Yeah it was a pretty lame night. Really not the smartest thing I've ever done.

    On a side note, now that Neville has gone to sleep, if I post three more times in this thread I will have the most posts in it.

    This makes me sad.

    not sad, your just keeping a eye on the game.

    I am on to you, good sir.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm in the top 15

    and Ein buddy, that shit sucks bad

    I have nothing to offer you but sympathy, unfortunately

  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy baby

    I wannna knooooowowowww

    Will you be my girl?

    Bum batda bum!

    :whistle:

  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie the way you look should be a sinRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    To the moon and back?


    i am this erect

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    how erect?

    so is anybody out yet?

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Thank you dudes for the sympathy.

    Man, I wonder if the mods are asleep, or if they're relaxing the 100 page limit a bit because Quetzi is asleep and can't make a new OP.

    To the moon and back?

    NO!.

    BAD Ein! BAAAAD Ein!

    Do not start that shit again.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oh....



    clever girl

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ein if I lived near you and owned a business I would employ you.

    Infact, I lived near people from SE++ and owned a business, I would employ all of them, provided positions were available. We would all just work together, and no one would get paid, then all the money we didn't need for internets, consoles, games food and all that stuff, would go towards buying the SE++ bunker.

    Then we move into the bunker and start waiting for you know what.

  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The Zombies?

    It's the zombies, isn't it?





    Or when Tube finally loses it, and buys a nuclear warhead?

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    All three of those are acceptable, but I was thinking more when the world's semen banks run dry, and everyone goes after the male populous trying to steal their semen, so we band together and spill it idly to stick it to the man.

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    All three of those are acceptable, but I was thinking more when the world's semen banks run dry, and everyone goes after the male populous trying to steal their semen, so we band together and spill it idly to stick it to the man.

    you don't want to get chased by cock hungry women?

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Okay wank thread, I'm going to sleep.

    Happy not-jerking it.

  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Yeah I'm confused as to why I'd want to hide in a bunker while a bunch of women are outside banging on the door clamoring for my seed.

    Still, though, it would be pretty cool to have a bunker.

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    Yeah I'm confused as to why I'd want to hide in a bunker while a bunch of women are outside banging on the door clamoring for my seed.

    Still, though, it would be pretty cool to have a bunker.

    Could we put in a deathslide?


    Ein, do you have MSN? I need more cool dudes like you to chat to.

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Yeah I'm confused as to why I'd want to hide in a bunker while a bunch of women are outside banging on the door clamoring for my seed.

    Still, though, it would be pretty cool to have a bunker.

    Could we put in a deathslide?


    Ein, do you have MSN? I need more cool dudes like you to chat to.

    What's the difference between a deathslide and a normal slide?

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    YaYa wrote: »
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Einhander wrote: »
    Yeah I'm confused as to why I'd want to hide in a bunker while a bunch of women are outside banging on the door clamoring for my seed.

    Still, though, it would be pretty cool to have a bunker.

    Could we put in a deathslide?


    Ein, do you have MSN? I need more cool dudes like you to chat to.

    What's the difference between a deathslide and a normal slide?

    aaa.jpg

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  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Who said anything about cock hungry women.
    Semen is the elixir of life, the only way to extract is in some kind of matrix scenario where machines take your testicles and hook them up to some kind of weird pillar to power the world, but in this case it is just powering some demi-godesque lesbian.

  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh those are fun, I was gonna say spikes, but no those are totally fun.

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Who said anything about cock hungry women.
    Semen is the elixir of life, the only way to extract is in some kind of matrix scenario where machines take your testicles and hook them up to some kind of weird pillar to power the world, but in this case it is just powering some demi-godesque lesbian.

    oh....



    i want in on that bunker idea then.



    as long as we get a deathslide.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    I think that the deathslide should be made out of that plastic that causes huge amounts of static electricity to build up, and then there should be a small metal pad that you land on at the bottom, giving you the static shock of your life.

    Also I have an MSN, it's grandmastericeshaft at hotmail, I posted it a few pages back but I think it was toward the bottom of the page.

  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Who said anything about cock hungry women.
    Semen is the elixir of life, the only way to extract is in some kind of matrix scenario where machines take your testicles and hook them up to some kind of weird pillar to power the world, but in this case it is just powering some demi-godesque lesbian.

    oh....



    i want in on that bunker idea then.



    as long as we get a deathslide.

    This is my bunker, this bunker only happens if I own some business that is capable of just feeding all of SE++ like serfs, and making fuck tons of money, then buying a bunker where we can all be equals. It is also going to be a communist nation inside there.

    Our currency will be rape dollars.

    E: Otherwise we build the regular SE++ bunker.

  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Okay seriously going to bed now g'night guys.

  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Who knew this contest would be so...not fun

  • BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Who knew this contest would be so...not fun

    it's still the first day.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Who knew this contest would be so...not fun
    YOUR FACE IS NOT FUN!

    You'know you could always go ahead and loose.

  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited March 2008
    loosen up?

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Foot loose.

    Kick off your sunday shoes.

  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User
    edited March 2008
    I'm out.

    You can thank the person who linked us to the hub of what I should not have looked at.

  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You're weak and have no self control. YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.

    Death to PA.
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oh god I can't wait for this to come down to the final 2

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