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Girls

JavenJaven Registered User regular
edited March 2008 in Singularity Engine++
are stupid.

If you are a guy, you probably already know this

if you are a girl, you might not, due to aforementioned stupidity.

Girls like nail polish and shoes

Guys like steak and rock n roll


Are you with me, dudes? Of course you are, because you're not dumb like girls.

Javen on
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  • ZonugalZonugal I still believe in heroes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I concur.

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see nine realms.Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Girls have curves & juicy parts.

    QED

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Javen, I am going to fuck your ear with a 12" dildo until your brains bleed out

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  • LahnLahn Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    see317 wrote: »
    Please turn to the book of Mecha, chapter 5, verse 6.
    "And the lord spoke, saying 'activate interlock, dynotherms are connected, infracells up, megathrusters are go' and the people spoke as one in response. 'Go Voltron Force'. And the lord saw that it was good"
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    girls suck

    but women are awesome

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Girls are the worst.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri B626 (11:14:47 PM): Oh you are in so much trouble
    Nalvin86 (11:15:01 PM): I will not be silenced!
    Sheri B626 (11:15:43 PM): Sure you will
    Sheri B626 (11:15:47 PM): By my dildo in your mouth.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Girls are dumb

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen, I am going to fuck your ear with a 12" dildo until your brains bleed out
    see? girls are dumb
    it would only take an 8" strap on

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i do not like nail polish or shoes
    i do not like frilly things, even

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I don't like steak or nail polish
    but I do like rock n roll and shoes

    hermaphrodite?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen, I am going to fuck your ear with a 12" dildo until your brains bleed out

    See, girls have to find a dildo for that.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Javen, I am going to fuck your ear with a 12" dildo until your brains bleed out
    see? girls are dumb
    it would only take an 8" strap on

    I am all about overkill.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    More like hurls.

    As in barfs.

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  • Darkblade_1Darkblade_1 __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2008
    Light the Viv signal!

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    You're drawn to my eccentric Brawl Code: 4596 9143 4529
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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow And now you know why They call me Mr. PerfectRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Lahn wrote: »
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    This is probably the best logic I've ever seen in my life.

    Plus, when guys are friends, they are friends and not competitors. This is what I hate most about females.

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  • LahnLahn Registered User
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i do not like nail polish or shoes
    i do not like frilly things, even

    because you aren't a girl?

    see317 wrote: »
    Please turn to the book of Mecha, chapter 5, verse 6.
    "And the lord spoke, saying 'activate interlock, dynotherms are connected, infracells up, megathrusters are go' and the people spoke as one in response. 'Go Voltron Force'. And the lord saw that it was good"
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    dogs suck too

    you guys don't know anything

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    For all you naysayers out there

    just look at the WNBA

    even the WNBA thinks the WNBA is stupid

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Why is it that when girls shop for a single item, they end up getting so much more?

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    GIRLS HAVE COOTIES


    EWWWWWWWWW!

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Lahn wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i do not like nail polish or shoes
    i do not like frilly things, even

    because you aren't a girl?

    that's probably the best bet
    i think i'm some kind of sexless.. thing

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  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User
    edited February 2008
    I know this girl who reads Greek and Russian lit, and knows a surprising amount of philosophy. Also, she's a really cute redhead.

    I want to fuck the shit out of her.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow And now you know why They call me Mr. PerfectRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    dogs suck too

    you guys don't know anything

    I'm a cat person. Not a big dog person.

    But you know what?

    It's not an inanimate object. I think that's the point.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    i do not like nail polish or shoes
    i do not like frilly things, even

    because you aren't a girl?

    that's probably the best bet
    i think i'm some kind of sexless.. thing

    That's a lie and you know it

    vroom vroom

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  • beefbeef Registered User
    edited February 2008
    Girls - to do the dishes
    Girls - to clean up my room
    Girls - to do the laundry
    Girls - and in the bathroom

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ohoho
    not that kind of sexless, m'dear!
    just the other kind
    i don't really have anything that defines me as a female aside from my body

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Lahn wrote: »
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    This is probably the best logic I've ever seen in my life.

    Plus, when guys are friends, they are friends and not competitors. This is what I hate most about females.

    painting with a pretty broad brush there doc

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Mully when did you get a new sig?

    It's quite portally.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    dogs suck too

    you guys don't know anything

    High five.

    Cats are superior to dogs.

    Just like men are superior.

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  • LahnLahn Registered User
    edited February 2008
    fuck.
    this thread will have to wait, my oven has given birth to a delicious digorno, and i'm so making 20 bucks when i eat the whole thing myself.

    see317 wrote: »
    Please turn to the book of Mecha, chapter 5, verse 6.
    "And the lord spoke, saying 'activate interlock, dynotherms are connected, infracells up, megathrusters are go' and the people spoke as one in response. 'Go Voltron Force'. And the lord saw that it was good"
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I prefer ladies...


    Doing 'girls' can get you jailtime...

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    A comic called "XX: The last Woman" would not work as well as "Y: The Last Man" does

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    This is probably the best logic I've ever seen in my life.

    Plus, when guys are friends, they are friends and not competitors. This is what I hate most about females.

    painting with a pretty broad brush there doc

    Broad brush indeed.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    ohoho
    not that kind of sexless, m'dear!
    just the other kind
    i don't really have anything that defines me as a female aside from my body

    Oh, I know what you meant

    I just wanted to make the joke. ;)

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Mully when did you get a new sig?

    It's quite portally.

    today!
    angel_of_bacon drew it in the AC eggcellent thread
    and i love it, the expression is very me

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    This is probably the best logic I've ever seen in my life.

    Plus, when guys are friends, they are friends and not competitors. This is what I hate most about females.

    painting with a pretty broad brush there doc

    Broad brush indeed.

    Oh god the pun

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Okay, maybe I was a bit hasty

    if nothing else, girls help give us other guys

    so they can't be all bad

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Lahn wrote: »
    Girls best friend: diamonds, a shiny rock.

    Man's best friend: the dog, a loyal, protective, fun companion.

    This is probably the best logic I've ever seen in my life.

    Plus, when guys are friends, they are friends and not competitors. This is what I hate most about females.

    painting with a pretty broad brush there doc

    Broad brush indeed.

    I am competitive about everything.

    I also suck at alot of things which is bad for me. But I don't mind losing.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Mully when did you get a new sig?

    It's quite portally.

    today!
    angel_of_bacon drew it in the AC eggcellent thread
    and i love it, the expression is very me

    As I said in another thread

    Portalmully looks so lost and confused

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