I dunno, I thought this one was pretty funny. And the one a few comics after that with the mute Pyro in TF2 was good for a chuckle.
He sucks for updating though. At least Penny Arcade is reliable for updates and reliable for laughs. I still chuckle when I think to myself "How do you account for this pimped out rig, sir? Do you deny that this shit be bangin'?" "Order, order!" "The prosecution asserts that this shit is off the hook."
Tycho is absolutely hilarious, and Gabe's able to capture emotions like a masta'. Remember the one about tits in Mass Effect? Tycho describes some horrible alien chesticles, and the last panel... lemmie find it... here. The look on Tycho's face as he pictures those forty alien bubbies is priceless.
Also, my fav Penny Arcade lines of all time:
"Shit, that sandwich looks delicious!" "That's because I roll twenties."
I wish I could make my living off being a gamer (well wishing won't make it so!), but at least I can spend a portion of my Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays appreciating the best in the biz.
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I once had a conversation with my brother about Tycho's posts, concerning how half the time the guy comes across as kind of an asshole. "But it would bother me a lot more..." I begin.
"If he wasn't usually right," my brother finishes. Exactly.
Chance on
'Chance, you are the best kind of whore.' -Henroid
I'm trying to think of a way to make boxart for an MMORPG titled "Legend of Zelda: Online", which would have to be the worst idea ever ever, but I'm coming up blank.
I'm trying to think of a way to make boxart for an MMORPG titled "Legend of Zelda: Online", which would have to be the worst idea ever ever, but I'm coming up blank.
I mean, MMOs can work on the 360. So, oooooh scary?
That's not what's scary. Imagine WoW and all the fucktards it has right now. Take that, and add in one million 12 year olds with microphones and anonymity.
come on, that would be the best game ever.... but only so long as you got to play as #1 through #4 with the cool "kill everything in one shot" laser dohicky and had to hunt down that hippy #5
Is it possible that someone could either give me a quick primer on how to photoshop and post an image I have in my head, or be willing to do it for me? cause I have an idea so terrible, if made real, it would start World War 3, if not hearld the end of the world...
*edit* I realized that it would be best to mention this idea is not horrible in the same sence of the Micheal Jackson dress-up or Necrophillia games, but the culmination of the greatest fears of a specific fanbase into a single image.
Hell I'd buy Bass Effect the moment it hits the PC.
I mean BioWare denied we'd get it anytime soon but "Nights on the old coarse public" and "Grade Hempwire" are Reel Playing Game releases that beg to differ
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He sucks for updating though. At least Penny Arcade is reliable for updates and reliable for laughs. I still chuckle when I think to myself "How do you account for this pimped out rig, sir? Do you deny that this shit be bangin'?" "Order, order!" "The prosecution asserts that this shit is off the hook."
Tycho is absolutely hilarious, and Gabe's able to capture emotions like a masta'. Remember the one about tits in Mass Effect? Tycho describes some horrible alien chesticles, and the last panel... lemmie find it... here. The look on Tycho's face as he pictures those forty alien bubbies is priceless.
Also, my fav Penny Arcade lines of all time:
"Shit, that sandwich looks delicious!" "That's because I roll twenties."
I wish I could make my living off being a gamer (well wishing won't make it so!), but at least I can spend a portion of my Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays appreciating the best in the biz.
*
I once had a conversation with my brother about Tycho's posts, concerning how half the time the guy comes across as kind of an asshole. "But it would bother me a lot more..." I begin.
"If he wasn't usually right," my brother finishes. Exactly.
Wait... Aeris dies?! Fuck!
I know my Gimp skillz are lacking. The game sucks worse.
Just imagine the possibilities.
Moar hard work, moar bad porn.
This was the first thing I thought of.
Forgot to mention that completely. =-)
Maybe they could drop even lower than 17. That'd be the big new feature.
I mean, come on guys. Answer quiz questions for teh boobies?
Just use Google, man. Geez.
Check this out.
Not exactly what you are describing, but pretty close.
Maybe not the epic failure that you are describing, which I can imagine already.
Unstoppable chants of "wher can i get the triforce", "I need items plz" and "Level me level me" always just... make me want to punch a fucker.
Oooh.
okay?
I mean, MMOs can work on the 360. So, oooooh scary?
There. I fixed it for him. Now imagine how many 12 year olds would have their parents buy the game.
Wii code: 7118 1662 5048 3621
FUCK YES!!
This is supposed to be a thread about BAD fake video games, not video games that should be made RIGHT NOW.
*edit* I realized that it would be best to mention this idea is not horrible in the same sence of the Micheal Jackson dress-up or Necrophillia games, but the culmination of the greatest fears of a specific fanbase into a single image.
I need a hero.
Also, I should totally link to our band's cover of Holding Out For A Hero, because it is sweet.
I'd play it for the lulz.
Wii code: 7118 1662 5048 3621
Now you all know what the 'P' stands for...
Edit: Damn papers being due this week. Hopefully sometime midweek I'll have it done.
A wide range of poasts, by me or my Mum, could have given it away.
Considering how much I advocate online anonymity and privacy, I am very lax about it...
And interesting note, my Firefox spellchecker didn't have "proctologist" in it.
Actually did this for my brother's gift for Christmas. The look on his face was priceless.
A winner is you
MS Paint, go!
I hope you all enjoy this, I had to burn my eyes out searching for the pics to use within.
Just clean up some of the grammatical and such errors ("Adventure to catch to ultimate catch) and it'd be godlike.
Edit: Goddamn it, as I'm telling you that I submit my post with "cleam" instead of "clean."
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Don't forget "Violence to worm bait".
Hell I'd buy Bass Effect the moment it hits the PC.
I mean BioWare denied we'd get it anytime soon but "Nights on the old coarse public" and "Grade Hempwire" are Reel Playing Game releases that beg to differ
...I'm so sorry
Wii code: 7118 1662 5048 3621
Edit: I may change it though, if people are that picky.