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The Once and Future Jerk (no pulling swords or asking for porn)
Straightzi
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Masturbation. Yes, another thread about that. But this thread is not about masturbation in the normal sense. It is about the lack of masturbation. Social Entropy Plus Plus, we are having a contest. A contest to see who, truly, is the Master of His Domain!
Here's how it works. You say you want to sign up for the contest, I say okay, and your name goes on a list. You are not allowed to get off in any way, shape or form for the duration of the contest. And the contest lasts until there's nobody left. If you, somehow, accidentally, get off, or give in to the pressure, you post here and tell us what it was that made you lose it, and you're out. And no, I don't care if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/non-gendered-sexual-friend. Don't enter the contest if that's gonna be a problem. And yeah, I guess women are allowed to compete, but we won't count you as real competitors, just like every other sporting event.
And no, there will probably not be a prize other than the prestige that comes from not having natural male urges as much as every other dude here. So if some twins offer you a threesome, this is not a good excuse.
So now, who's up for it? The contest shall begin at 5 PM EST, Monday March Third. Tell me if you want to sign up.
You are allowed to send people in the contest porn if they are cool with being sent porn. However, you must be in the contest to do so. So no just sitting outside sending porn at us. Additionally, the recipient must be cool with being sent porn. And I don't want to turn this thread into one big jerkfest of people offering PMs of shit and so on, so you must make a blanket statement that you are okay with porn being sent to you. PM me or IM me or whatever, and I'll put it in the OP. The assumption however should be that people are not cool with porn being randomly sent to them. Of course, one interesting exception to this, is that even if you are out of the contest, you can continue to send things to people in the contest, so long as you were in it at one point.
Master List of Competitors:
The following competitors would enjoy being tempted. Red likes chicks, Magenta likes dudes, and Green is cool with either or both.
Also guys if you complain too much Orikae has the ability to ban you, and he certainly will use it. So don't do that, it's just masturbation.s
Here's how it works. You say you want to sign up for the contest, I say okay, and your name goes on a list. You are not allowed to get off in any way, shape or form for the duration of the contest. And the contest lasts until there's nobody left. If you, somehow, accidentally, get off, or give in to the pressure, you post here and tell us what it was that made you lose it, and you're out. And no, I don't care if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/non-gendered-sexual-friend. Don't enter the contest if that's gonna be a problem. And yeah, I guess women are allowed to compete, but we won't count you as real competitors, just like every other sporting event.
And no, there will probably not be a prize other than the prestige that comes from not having natural male urges as much as every other dude here. So if some twins offer you a threesome, this is not a good excuse.
So now, who's up for it? The contest shall begin at 5 PM EST, Monday March Third. Tell me if you want to sign up.
You are allowed to send people in the contest porn if they are cool with being sent porn. However, you must be in the contest to do so. So no just sitting outside sending porn at us. Additionally, the recipient must be cool with being sent porn. And I don't want to turn this thread into one big jerkfest of people offering PMs of shit and so on, so you must make a blanket statement that you are okay with porn being sent to you. PM me or IM me or whatever, and I'll put it in the OP. The assumption however should be that people are not cool with porn being randomly sent to them. Of course, one interesting exception to this, is that even if you are out of the contest, you can continue to send things to people in the contest, so long as you were in it at one point.
Master List of Competitors:
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Also guys if you complain too much Orikae has the ability to ban you, and he certainly will use it. So don't do that, it's just masturbation.s
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Buck Angel.
^^^ Oh.
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also redfenix sucks!
Buck Angel?
Or GIS it.
Not at work, though.
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or you've blocked me
it's about 30/70 former/latter at the moment i think
If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
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I thought that he couldn't get off.
I'm never on lately
I think people might start getting used to not jerking at some point though
Now they are at their weakest -- It's like a smoker; the first day is excruciating, and you're forever addicted, but you learn to adapt to the cravings as time goes on
I mean shit, the only reason I'm still in this is because I fell asleep mid-jerk last night.
Woke up, still erect, waiting
AIM: Yarrfooey
Buck
Angel
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Red should be flogged and then maybe kicked from the contest or somthing. But definelty flogged.
Best of both worlds, that one.
Secret Satan
I'll leave the flogging up to you lot. See if you can figure out what his new color means.
I'd already be out. I'm hoping to lose again tonight.
They haven't been telling me, but from now on, yes, yes I will.
Free shipping
I actually busted out laughing when I saw what you did to my post in the other thread.
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when you go out (not if, you're gonna go you weak shell of a man) you gotta tell us what made you lose it. I don't care if it's creepy deviant furry fanfiction, we wanna hear about it you sick son of a bitch.
Shit. It means shit. It's kinda a variation on red.
If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
My first hurdle is getting through the shower without masturbating.
Normally I don't masturbate in the shower, but I have a feeling that the warm, soapy caress might very well do me in. I think I'll be ok as long as I keep it quick and think of monster trucks and M-16s through the entire endeavour.
Wish me luck gentleman, I now venture into the valley of temptation, the land of ruin, the home of corruption.
I journey now into
the belly of the beast
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This will become the funniest thread in SE++
You showed such willpower that a girl with ridiculously fake tits, wearing a bikini or bra or something knocked you out.
You were not long for the contest, I fear.