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So my mom lied to me...SPECIAL NEWS PAGE 13

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  • StraightziStraightzi WITNESS ME Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It could still be worse. I mean, at least you aren't wearing a jumpsuit right now.

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  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Yes, it makes you look fat.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited March 2008
    what color

    blue can be slimming

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  • StraightziStraightzi WITNESS ME Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think it's in the daylight thread. Regardless, it's a 48 tall and I am not, it makes me look rather oddly shaped.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    short quetzi is short

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so why is he not getting the money?

    from what we can gather, v's mom got scared

    and said he's moving in with his auntie and uncle in bel-air

    he whistled for a cab and when it came near

    the cabbie claimed to be the crown prince of niger

    V said he'd hold his money and got fucked in the rear

    and woke up broke and naked on the streets of bel-air

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You get partial credit.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    By sheer coincidence my sig has become appropriate.

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Being appropriate isn't SE++ style Butler.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited March 2008
    appropriately inappropriate

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    let's all blow our minds on rock and roll

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    appropriately inappropriate

    I prefer to be inappropriately appropriate.

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  • blue powderblue powder Registered User
    edited March 2008
    oh shit

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  • CoreoCoreo Sydney AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I appropriated your mother

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    inappropriately

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Well guys, I have some pretty important news


    I can't say too much because I don't want you fucks messing up an FBI investigation.


    All I can really say is that we aren't getting the money, nor did we win the lotto.


    I'm pretty fucking pissed off so I'm gonna go shoot things on a videogame.

    What the hell.


    I am genuinely pissed off on your behalf.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Well guys, I have some pretty important news


    I can't say too much because I don't want you fucks messing up an FBI investigation.


    All I can really say is that we aren't getting the money, nor did we win the lotto.


    I'm pretty fucking pissed off so I'm gonna go shoot things on a videogame.

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  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Butler wrote: »
    so why is he not getting the money?

    from what we can gather, v's mom got scared

    and said he's moving in with his auntie and uncle in bel-air

    he whistled for a cab and when it came near

    the cabbie claimed to be the crown prince of niger

    V said he'd hold his money and got fucked in the rear

    and woke up broke and naked on the streets of bel-air

    this is considerably more awesome than the past few posts have given it credit for

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  • StraightziStraightzi WITNESS ME Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    neville wrote: »
    short quetzi is short

    what fuck you I'm taller than you

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rank that was wonderful.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    rank have I ever told you that you are the best

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    I know, right?

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That is fantastic Rank.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Illustrated by Rankenphile

    hop to it.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Call Butler butter, because he's on a roll.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I like Butler more than Butters

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    short quetzi is short

    what fuck you I'm taller than you

    oh ok then

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rank oh my god

    I love you

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  • blue powderblue powder Registered User
    edited March 2008
    any news on the situation, veretas?

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I like Butler more than Butters
    For some reason I always feel vaguely irritated by Butters' avatar.

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    man i hear that

    i feel pretty good when i see butler's

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    For some reason I always feel vaguely irritated by Butters

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    it's that damn avatar

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't mind butters

    I disagree with him politically

    but he's an okay guy

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    man i dont want to seem insensitive but if this was a phone call / email thing and not a "oh we saw the numbers on t.v. thing and we won!" thing, why would you believe it in the first place?

    I didn't even know duder. It's not insensitive, I just really had no idea. She kept it secret from me at first, and I trusted my mom.

    but you know, whatever.

    See, whenever my mom or dad (or anyone over the age of 25, for that matter) tells me some new and/or exciting news, my first response is always, always, "Wait, did you hear about this in an email?"

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    edited March 2008
    SON I HAVE GOOD NEWS A NIGERIAN PRINCE HAS CHOSEN US

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2008
    pack yo bags we goin to africa as collateral

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Projeck wrote: »
    For some reason I always feel vaguely irritated by Butters

    This is a common opinion. I don't agree with him most of the time (mostly about sports), but he seems like an ok dude.

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