So my mom lied to me...SPECIAL NEWS PAGE 13

Straightzi

It could still be worse. I mean, at least you aren't wearing a jumpsuit right now.

Junpei

Yes, it makes you look fat.

Faricazy

what color

blue can be slimming

Straightzi

I think it's in the daylight thread. Regardless, it's a 48 tall and I am not, it makes me look rather oddly shaped.

neville

short quetzi is short

Butler

WhipstitchZombie wrote: »

The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »

so why is he not getting the money?

from what we can gather, v's mom got scared

and said he's moving in with his auntie and uncle in bel-air

he whistled for a cab and when it came near

the cabbie claimed to be the crown prince of niger

V said he'd hold his money and got fucked in the rear

and woke up broke and naked on the streets of bel-air

Penguin Incarnate

You get partial credit.

Butler

By sheer coincidence my sig has become appropriate.

DarkPrimus

Being appropriate isn't SE++ style Butler.

Faricazy

appropriately inappropriate

yourclothes

let's all blow our minds on rock and roll

DarkPrimus

Faricazy wrote: »

appropriately inappropriate

I prefer to be inappropriately appropriate.

blue powder

oh shit

Coreo

Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Butler

I appropriated your mother

Butler

inappropriately

Projeck

sarukun

Veretas wrote: »

Well guys, I have some pretty important news


I can't say too much because I don't want you fucks messing up an FBI investigation.


All I can really say is that we aren't getting the money, nor did we win the lotto.


I'm pretty fucking pissed off so I'm gonna go shoot things on a videogame.

What the hell.


I am genuinely pissed off on your behalf.

Projeck

sarukun wrote: »

Veretas wrote: »

Well guys, I have some pretty important news


I can't say too much because I don't want you fucks messing up an FBI investigation.


All I can really say is that we aren't getting the money, nor did we win the lotto.


I'm pretty fucking pissed off so I'm gonna go shoot things on a videogame.

Silvoculous

Butler wrote: »

WhipstitchZombie wrote: »

The Plain Girl From The Low-Quality American Remake Of The Office wrote: »

so why is he not getting the money?

from what we can gather, v's mom got scared

and said he's moving in with his auntie and uncle in bel-air

he whistled for a cab and when it came near

the cabbie claimed to be the crown prince of niger

V said he'd hold his money and got fucked in the rear

and woke up broke and naked on the streets of bel-air

this is considerably more awesome than the past few posts have given it credit for

Straightzi

neville wrote: »

short quetzi is short

what fuck you I'm taller than you

Muse Among Men

Rank that was wonderful.

ThatDudeOverThere

Rankenphile wrote: »

rank have I ever told you that you are the best

Rankenphile

I know, right?

SirToasty

That is fantastic Rank.

Muse Among Men

Illustrated by Rankenphile

hop to it.

Penguin Incarnate

Call Butler butter, because he's on a roll.

Charles Kinbote

I like Butler more than Butters

neville

Straightzi wrote: »

neville wrote: »

short quetzi is short

what fuck you I'm taller than you

oh ok then

Veretas

Rank oh my god

I love you

blue powder

any news on the situation, veretas?

Butler

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

I like Butler more than Butters

For some reason I always feel vaguely irritated by Butters' avatar.

yourclothes

man i hear that

i feel pretty good when i see butler's

Projeck

For some reason I always feel vaguely irritated by Butters

yourclothes

it's that damn avatar

Koshian

I don't mind butters

I disagree with him politically

but he's an okay guy

Ruckus

Veretas wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

man i dont want to seem insensitive but if this was a phone call / email thing and not a "oh we saw the numbers on t.v. thing and we won!" thing, why would you believe it in the first place?

I didn't even know duder. It's not insensitive, I just really had no idea. She kept it secret from me at first, and I trusted my mom.

but you know, whatever.

See, whenever my mom or dad (or anyone over the age of 25, for that matter) tells me some new and/or exciting news, my first response is always, always, "Wait, did you hear about this in an email?"

Faricazy

SON I HAVE GOOD NEWS A NIGERIAN PRINCE HAS CHOSEN US

Dog

pack yo bags we goin to africa as collateral

Critical

Projeck wrote: »

For some reason I always feel vaguely irritated by Butters

This is a common opinion. I don't agree with him most of the time (mostly about sports), but he seems like an ok dude.