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Seta 3000

Too bad veretas' mom didn't hear about this



Could have saved some money

Straightzi

Cum Hero wrote: »

Veretas wrote: »

I hate to resuscitate this dying thread but I thought I would enlighten you all to what happened, at least at what I can piece together.

My parents are getting a divorce a bloo bloo bloo

Aside from this my mom decided it might be a good idea to try ONLINE DATING, which is like trying to forcibly wrap a wrinkly old withered vagina onto a perfectly nice penis, or something. She met this guy from Spain, I've heard his sultry Spaniard voice but his name is Taylor or Tristan or some shit. Well he and my mother always had little 'phone-dates' for a good 4-5 months.

Then he e-mailed her saying "Gimme $20,000 and I'll give you $3.2million." My mother, being the somewhat slow old lady that she is, happily agreed.

Now that last part is what she said to her friends, but I seriously think she is still lying and all that shit. And honestly I am pretty mad at her for doing all of this. $20,000 was all she had to her name by the way. She ain't a working girl.

holy crap is your mom indigoapocalypse?

Oh my god this had me laughing for so long. Laughing at multiple people's pain is so much better than laughing at one person's pain.

Dynagrip

Can someone link me to this indigoapocalypse thing or provide a summary?

I do not wish to miss out on schadenfreude.

Jordyn

Cum Hero wrote: »

Veretas wrote: »

I hate to resuscitate this dying thread but I thought I would enlighten you all to what happened, at least at what I can piece together.

My parents are getting a divorce a bloo bloo bloo

Aside from this my mom decided it might be a good idea to try ONLINE DATING, which is like trying to forcibly wrap a wrinkly old withered vagina onto a perfectly nice penis, or something. She met this guy from Spain, I've heard his sultry Spaniard voice but his name is Taylor or Tristan or some shit. Well he and my mother always had little 'phone-dates' for a good 4-5 months.

Then he e-mailed her saying "Gimme $20,000 and I'll give you $3.2million." My mother, being the somewhat slow old lady that she is, happily agreed.

Now that last part is what she said to her friends, but I seriously think she is still lying and all that shit. And honestly I am pretty mad at her for doing all of this. $20,000 was all she had to her name by the way. She ain't a working girl.

holy crap is your mom indigoapocalypse?

$20,000? Yeah, one sec, I have it in cash, in a bag, in my car.

Abracadaniel

hee hee

good times

neville

Jordyn wrote: »

Cum Hero wrote: »

Veretas wrote: »

I hate to resuscitate this dying thread but I thought I would enlighten you all to what happened, at least at what I can piece together.

My parents are getting a divorce a bloo bloo bloo

Aside from this my mom decided it might be a good idea to try ONLINE DATING, which is like trying to forcibly wrap a wrinkly old withered vagina onto a perfectly nice penis, or something. She met this guy from Spain, I've heard his sultry Spaniard voice but his name is Taylor or Tristan or some shit. Well he and my mother always had little 'phone-dates' for a good 4-5 months.

Then he e-mailed her saying "Gimme $20,000 and I'll give you $3.2million." My mother, being the somewhat slow old lady that she is, happily agreed.

Now that last part is what she said to her friends, but I seriously think she is still lying and all that shit. And honestly I am pretty mad at her for doing all of this. $20,000 was all she had to her name by the way. She ain't a working girl.

holy crap is your mom indigoapocalypse?

$20,000? Yeah, one sec, I have it in cash, in a bag, in my car.

I need to go to the store, let me borrow yo' car

Lucky Cynic

You guys, I should have you know that I am selling myself in hopes of raising money and giving Veretas $20,000. You guys wanna help out?

Lucky Cynic

No seriously, Ver, set up a Paypal thing, I'll shoot ya $5.

If enough people follow my example and do it, you will have quite a bit more than $5.

Abracadaniel

what so she can blow it on an African Prince instead?

Lucky Cynic

Cum Hero wrote: »

what so she can blow it on an African Prince instead?

No I meant for Vers himself. So that he can buy himself a game or something to keep his mind off of all the stupid fucking shit going on.

Abracadaniel

oh cause a video game is totally gonna get your mind off that sort of thing

why not offer him a wowwy pop

Lucky Cynic

Better than nothing? At least I am trying to help.

GoldenSeducer

It's not that his mom is stupid. She's bipolar.

My mom has bipolar, and when she goes manic, my dad takes control of the budget because my mom does stupid shit with the money when she's manic.

Vere also said that she's heavily medicated for said bipolar. Medication can really fuck up your judgment.

Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name

So can lack of medicine, or imbalanced medicine =\

Dynagrip

A welder here at work apparently won $50,000 dollars from a scratch-off during lunch. I do not believe any Spaniards were involved.

Immolation

I think I once won $5 on a $2 scratch off.

That's a 250% return, so I'm pretty happy. :lol:

Veretas

Monkeybomb wrote: »

Veretas, how old are you?

Hey guys, how old is Veretas?

17

Centipede Damascus

Nobody looks at a Japanese tourist.

mrpaku

my dad has this whole system worked out with scratch tickets on when to cash in and how much to reinvest in tickets and so on

it's kind of retarded, but it keeps him from making the several hundred dollar sporting bets he's always talking about

JoeUser

Any news as to the official investigation?

ascot

Cum Hero wrote: »

oh cause a video game is totally gonna get your mind off that sort of thing

why not offer him a wowwy pop

well if he gets a wowwy pop then i wanna wowwy pop

CrossBuster

When I was in high school I worked at Safeway for a few summers. One time, I overheard this girl talking about how she had gotten an email telling her that a long-lost relative had died and that she was going to inherit a ton of money and blah blah blah.

She was ecstatic. Even though it wasn't my place as an employee at a grocery store, I tried to explain to her that it was almost certainly a scam. She didn't seem to believe me.

Women

Muse Among Men

Aw Veretas, that is even more horrible.

I am writing a rap for you; it is about your vengeance against the Spaniard.

Veretas

JoeUser wrote: »

Any news as to the official investigation?

Spaniards are believed to be involved

there may or may not have been a loss of money.

Centipede Damascus

We must never forget that we are human, and as humans we dream, and when we dream we dream of money.

The Black Hunter

I dream of the hot girl in my maths class

Centipede Damascus

and that's why you'll never amount to anything

DarkPrimus

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

We must never forget that we are human, and as humans we dream, and when we dream we dream of money.

I dream of sentient pumpkins turning humans into zombie slaves.

Blake T

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

We must never forget that we are human, and as humans we dream, and when we dream we dream of money.

The scarecrow dreamed for brains.

Veretas' mother shoulda dreamt for that.

BusterK

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

We must never forget that we are human, and as humans we dream, and when we dream we dream of money.

And what do loose lips sink?

ruzkin

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Veretas wrote: »

I hate to resuscitate this dying thread but I thought I would enlighten you all to what happened, at least at what I can piece together.

My parents are getting a divorce a bloo bloo bloo

Aside from this my mom decided it might be a good idea to try ONLINE DATING, which is like trying to forcibly wrap a wrinkly old withered vagina onto a perfectly nice penis, or something. She met this guy from Spain, I've heard his sultry Spaniard voice but his name is Taylor or Tristan or some shit. Well he and my mother always had little 'phone-dates' for a good 4-5 months.

Then he e-mailed her saying "Gimme $20,000 and I'll give you $3.2million." My mother, being the somewhat slow old lady that she is, happily agreed.

Now that last part is what she said to her friends, but I seriously think she is still lying and all that shit. And honestly I am pretty mad at her for doing all of this. $20,000 was all she had to her name by the way. She ain't a working girl.

I don't want to be rude or nothing.

But damn that is straight up stupid.

My grandparents were very shocked when we told them that the Nigerian scam email they got was... well, a scam.

"But that poor man! He needs to move his money and he came to us!"

So it's not so uncommon.

Gafoto

ruzkin wrote: »

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Veretas wrote: »

I hate to resuscitate this dying thread but I thought I would enlighten you all to what happened, at least at what I can piece together.

My parents are getting a divorce a bloo bloo bloo

Aside from this my mom decided it might be a good idea to try ONLINE DATING, which is like trying to forcibly wrap a wrinkly old withered vagina onto a perfectly nice penis, or something. She met this guy from Spain, I've heard his sultry Spaniard voice but his name is Taylor or Tristan or some shit. Well he and my mother always had little 'phone-dates' for a good 4-5 months.

Then he e-mailed her saying "Gimme $20,000 and I'll give you $3.2million." My mother, being the somewhat slow old lady that she is, happily agreed.

Now that last part is what she said to her friends, but I seriously think she is still lying and all that shit. And honestly I am pretty mad at her for doing all of this. $20,000 was all she had to her name by the way. She ain't a working girl.

I don't want to be rude or nothing.

But damn that is straight up stupid.

My grandparents were very shocked when we told them that the Nigerian scam email they got was... well, a scam.

"But that poor man! He needs to move his money and he came to us!"

So it's not so uncommon.

Gibbering idiots are not so uncommon either.

Centipede Damascus

BusterK wrote: »

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

We must never forget that we are human, and as humans we dream, and when we dream we dream of money.

And what do loose lips sink?

<3

sarukun

I'm amazed there is a human being left alive on the planet that thinks the internet is a place where real things happen.


The internet is the biggest lie on the planet.


Except for wikipedia.

Deusfaux

GoldenSeducer wrote: »

My mom has bipolar, and when she goes manic, my dad takes control of the budget because my mom does stupid shit with the money when she's manic.

Hey remember when Zero "went manic" in X5?

Szechuanosaurus

Woah. This was a lottery scam thing?


Shit.


Wow.

Did she actually part with any monies?

Richard M. Nixon

Szechuanosaurus wrote: »

Woah. This was a lottery scam thing?


Shit.


Wow.

Did she actually part with any monies?

About $20k to some spaniard.

sarukun

If the FBI is involved, you can be pretty sure somebody lost some money.

Szechuanosaurus

So do we have someone taking odds on whether this is all actually just an elaborate scam by Veretas to have us raise money to replace the cash his mum 'lost'?

<3

So her mom lied to her.