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I'm having a baby!

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Holden is a straight up terrible name

    I did know a pretty cool dude by the name of Grady once

    he was a pretty big nerd though. wore sandals with socks and owned some kind of tiny Japanese UMPC-type thing he imported

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    congrats dude

    I hadn't even realized you'd moved out of state

    what area you heading back to?

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    They are going to call him Butt Holden, you know that right

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Do you have any objection to naming your baby Vladimir?

    Even if it's a girl?

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    They are going to call him Butt Holden, you know that right

    More like Ivanna Catchpole

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I support naming children after towns in England

    like Islington or Stratford

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Gage is only ok is he's a Navy SEAL demolitions expert

    Holden is ok if you want him to be fucked up forever

    Grady just sounds like grody gravy, and is not a good name at all

    nice work on the girl names, though

  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Do for your potential son what my mother wouldn't allow my father to do for me.

    Name him H'rothgar.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ripley is a good name for a girl.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    HROTHGAR!

    HROTHGAR!

  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    name it Yog-Sothoth

    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    HROTHGAR!

    HROTHGAR!

    Seriously.

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Elizabeth, shortened to Bess?

    I think Liz is a better contraction

  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Beth?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    NAME YOUR CHILD PHOENIX.


    RAISE HIM TO BE AN ART FAG.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Odin wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Elizabeth, shortened to Bess?

    I think Liz is a better contraction

    But being called liz basically sidelines her to being the quirky, single friend in every rom com film ever.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Odin wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Elizabeth, shortened to Bess?

    I think Liz is a better contraction

    But being called liz basically sidelines her to being the quirky, single friend in every rom com film ever.

    And Hellboy

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Name the baby Seven.
    It works for a boy or a girl.
    or Soda.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    NAME YOUR CHILD PHOENIX.


    RAISE HIM TO BE AN ART FAG.

    Who was that guy who was all like, "I'm so glad my parents named me what they did it's totally affected my life btw it's Phoenix"

    that was weird

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    that was me toss
    i am phoenix

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm not sure if I want kids.


    On the one hand, little kids are fun and I'm great with them.


    On the other, sometimes I want to kick them until they die.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    neville wrote: »
    that was me toss
    i am phoenix

    Are you phoenix, or The Phoenix

    important distinction

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    HROTHGAR!

    HROTHGAR!

    Seriously.

    The problem there is you run the risk of attracting horrifying monsters to slaughter your family.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    HROTHGAR!

    HROTHGAR!

    Seriously.

    The problem there is you run the risk of attracting horrifying monsters to slaughter your family.

    See, that's why you have twins and name the other one Beowulf.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    that was me toss
    i am phoenix

    Are you phoenix, or The Phoenix

    important distinction

    there was a kid in my friend's creative writing class freshman year who introduced himself as "rob, but you can call me phoenix"

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    that was me toss
    i am phoenix

    Are you phoenix, or The Phoenix

    important distinction

    I am both, actually.

    I am Phoenix "The Phoenix" Phoenixson

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    that was me toss
    i am phoenix

    Are you phoenix, or The Phoenix

    important distinction

    there was a kid in my friend's creative writing class freshman year who introduced himself as "rob, but you can call me phoenix"

    'spergin hardcore

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    neville wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    that was me toss
    i am phoenix

    Are you phoenix, or The Phoenix

    important distinction

    I am both, actually.

    I am Phoenix "The Phoenix" Phoenixson

    Man how'd you get a nickname like that

  • Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Not if I have your baby first!

    Ah ha!

  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think naming your kid Holden is like pre-natal child abuse.

  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    I have the worst nickname.

    Luckily it rarely gets used outside my family. Whenever a friend hears, it's awkward explaining to them that you're named after an Indian cartoon bear.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    What ever happened to normal names. Like Frank, or Ralph. Or Ted. Bob. Richard.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Odin wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Elizabeth, shortened to Bess?

    I think Liz is a better contraction

    I dated a girl named Elizabeth for a long time. She hated the contraction "Liz" so she went by "Izzle". I always thought it was awesome how she pulled that off without it sounding stupid somehow.


    Oh and never name your child "Holden". I echo this from previous posters.
    Holden Caulfield is a horrible character and was written to be a horrible character. Do not name a child after that dickbag of a pseudo-intellectual icon.


    I have often thought about naming options for my future offspring. Im tempted to name my first son "Enzo" since my last name is ridiculously Italian.

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  • YaYaYaYa Rick and Morty forever and ever 100 years! a100timesRickandMorty.comRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Odin wrote: »
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Elizabeth, shortened to Bess?

    I think Liz is a better contraction

    I dated a girl named Elizabeth for a long time. She hated the contraction "Liz" so she went by "Izzle". I always thought it was awesome how she pulled that off without it sounding stupid somehow.


    Oh and never name your child "Holden". I echo this from previous posters.
    Holden Caulfield is a horrible character and was written to be a horrible character. Do not name a child after that dickbag of a pseudo-intellectual icon.


    I have often thought about naming options for my future offspring. Im tempted to name my first son "Enzo" since my last name is ridiculously Italian.

    Paint him green.

    And then in a few seasons make all grown up and give him a beard and shit.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Most of the names I have picked out for my kids are family names. Stephen Wayne, Arthur Joeseph, Julie Ann, things like that.


    I like German names, though. Dietrich, Alarich, Gerhardt, Reinhardt... they're awesome.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think alliterative names are the best

    Unfortunately, not a lot of cool names start with "R"

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    that was me toss
    i am phoenix

    Are you phoenix, or The Phoenix

    important distinction

    I am both, actually.

    I am Phoenix "The Phoenix" Phoenixson

    Man how'd you get a nickname like that

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I wanted to name my first-born son Xavier Alexander Leander for a long time. Because I thought it sounded cool.


    Then I realised I'd be dooming him to being a pompous asshole.


    edit: my surname is pronounced LEE-ANDER by the way. Not lean-durr, or le'aunder, or any other stupid shit you can come up with.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i just call it "le fag"
    because its you
    ;3

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