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I'm having a baby!

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Cloudman wrote: »
    2 bro or not 2 bro
    that is so totally the question



    bro

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  • YaYaYaYa ... ...wanna fight?Registered User regular
    we still talking names in here

    because I have a uni professor who is named Dr Buck Rosenberg

    I actually accused him of making that name up

    I made a web series! watch it here: http://bloodsuckingbooks.com
  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    My favorite real life name is my high school friend's mom.

    Sharon Peters

    Also my coworker named his baby Brodyn

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood What happened to you? The Blue RouteRegistered User regular
    Houk wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    2 bro or not 2 bro
    that is so totally the question



    bro
    sha!

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  • ArtreusArtreus Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    we still talking names in here

    because I have a uni professor who is named Dr Buck Rosenberg

    I actually accused him of making that name up

    Why? It doesn't seem that weird at all.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    we still talking names in here

    because I have a uni professor who is named Dr Buck Rosenberg

    I actually accused him of making that name up

    Why? It doesn't seem that weird at all.

    it's because the professor isn't actually Jewish!

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  • Goose!Goose! I'm jumpin' IN! Wraaugh!Registered User regular
    Has anyone recommended Fairchild yet?

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    would it be wrong to name my children after ninja turtles, aka renaissance artists

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    would it be wrong to name my children after ninja turtles, aka renaissance artists

    Only if you raise them in the proper weapon mastery

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    Man I pity any kid growing up with the name "Raph" is all I can say.

    Your full name can be Leonardo or Donatello, but you are being called Leo, Lenny or Don.

    I think Michaelangelo is obvious enough.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    Angel

    edit: Raph is pretty cool you are a butts

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    raphael is my favorite name of the bunch, but donatello is my favorite turtle

    but leonardo is my favorite renaissance artist

    oh the humanity

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS
    unfortunate last names?

    I have one of those!

  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Angel

    edit: Raph is pretty cool you are a butts

    Raph is a pretty cool name but as a former kid I can tell you that shit won't mean a thing until high school at best, and by then you're already a social reject who's retreated into the internet for companionship.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    I'm fairly certain that at some point an immigration official didn't realize that sometimes German Ws sound like Vs and that's why my last name isn't Warner.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Koshian wrote: »
    unfortunate last names?

    I have one of those!

    Koshian Q. Gaybutt

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    He is out and alive but doing mediocre. He was a little smaller then anticipated so they have him down in the nicu for 24 hours on oxygen. They said it is not uncommon in c-section cases for the baby to have some trouble getting started with his lungs so I guess it's nothing to worry about. I cried like a little girl when I saw him with all of the tubes and stuff.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    Quoth wrote: »
    raphael is my favorite name of the bunch, but donatello is my favorite turtle

    but leonardo is my favorite renaissance artist

    oh the humanity

    don't you mean turtllity

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    quoth you should name your children after pokemon

  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    He is out and alive but doing mediocre. He was a little smaller then anticipated so they have him down in the nicu for 24 hours on oxygen. They said it is not uncommon in c-section cases for the baby to have some trouble getting started with his lungs so I guess it's nothing to worry about. I cried like a little girl when I saw him with all of the tubes and stuff.

    +1up

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    my son was born a month premature and a skosh over 5 lbs, but straight out the vag. he had to stick around for another day for the same reason. one of my most frightening experiences, but it all worked out. hang in there! i don't say many prayers, but you'll be in my thoughts.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    cadmunky wrote: »
    my son was born a month premature and a skosh over 5 lbs, but straight out the vag. he had to stick around for another day for the same reason. one of my most frightening experiences, but it all worked out. hang in there! i don't say many prayers, but you'll be in my thoughts.

    reading "straight out the vag" had me picturing the baby surfing out of it on a wave of placenta with some shades on

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I tell you what I did see today. I saw my wife's uterus laying on her stomach in a pool of blood while they stitched it up. That shit was whack, yo!

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    quoth you should name your children after pokemon

    articuno

    jinx

    nidorina

    beedrill

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    man, i wish.

    not....not the uterus thing. the surfing thing. let's make that clear. the placenta thing kinda....well, let's just say i'm still not recovered from that little jewel yet.

    or the mucous plug. let's not forgetthe mucous plug.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    i hope my husband has enough sense to stay outside at that point, or look away, or something

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
    vis a tergo | Blog | Twitter | Blip.fm | Dropbox
  • FishmanFishman scientia potentia est Robot ProvocateurRegistered User regular
    When my time comes, I'd like to be stuck watching sport on television in another room.

    Or better, watching sport live in another country.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    quoth you should name your children after pokemon

    articuno

    jinx

    nidorina

    beedrill

    no you have to name them after starter pokemon quoth

    will your firstborn be the sturdy bulbasaur

    the rebellious squirtle

    or the vivacious charmander

  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    i hope my husband has enough sense to stay outside at that point, or look away, or something

    regrettably, the last piece of parental advice offered by my father, and sadly, ignored, was: "don't go in there".

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i hope my husband has enough sense to stay outside at that point, or look away, or something

    regrettably, the last piece of parental advice offered by my father, and sadly, ignored, was: "don't go in there".

    I'm so squeamish I can't look at a nurse giving me an IV without passing out. I am smart enough to not go in, or be anywhere near there.

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    i swear, even field dressing a deer carcass didn't prepare me. for my second, i was safely ignorant sitting next to momma and staring at the wall behind her.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    quoth you should name your children after pokemon

    articuno

    jinx

    nidorina

    beedrill

    If you replace Beedrill with Golduck you have a chunk of the PokeRap.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    You have it memorized?

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    You have it memorized?

    For some reason that one chunk of it has always stuck in my head. Maybe because it's the end.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    hate to tell you this doggie

    but you remember wrong

    it is in fact

    articuno, jinx, nidorina, beedrill

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
    What?!

    No it

    it can't be!

    totally is, dogg

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    I

    I

    Oh god

    My entire world is crumbling out from beneath me

  • AntimatterAntimatter I remember touch I need something moreRegistered User regular
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    unfortunate last names?

    I have one of those!

    Koshian Q. Gaybutt

    the q stands for queermo

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