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King Leer (bet your earnings on page 77) (No Porn- Orikae)

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Dammit I guess I didn't pay him enough.

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Back from my date with Paul. We saw Hootie and the Blowfish. It was awesome.

    Until we left the concert and things got violent. He tossed me to the floor like a gypsy slut and covered my face with his clown whiteness. Everything is sore.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hes just building you up to the point where youll do anything he says
    then hes gonna sell you to his dealer

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fiz that second sentence is like something Rorschach would say.

    EDIT: Well, second paragraph, but you all knew what I meant.

  • BlackCloudBlackCloud Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Back from my date with Paul. We saw Hootie and the Blowfish. It was awesome.

    Until we left the concert and things got violent. He tossed me to the floor like a gypsy slut and covered my face with his clown whiteness. Everything is sore.

    Do i sense jealousy since all you have is a vibrator?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • 435435 Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    you guys ever had an empty orgasm?

    like

    you had the sensation of an orgasm, but you've already blown your load repeatedly over the past hour or so and now nothing comes out?

    it's pretty weird

    I've had more non-ejaculate orgasms than I can count. They're pretty awesome. I used to do kegels to force it to happen because I wanted to continue having sex after orgasm.

    Popping your load is sometimes good, but, man... Coming two or three times before actually letting loose can be fucking amazing.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    My friend told me about this porn he once saw

    and the dude was a midget

    and the girl spent the entire porno laughing at the guy

  • MeisterMeister Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aw fuck, I missed out on another one of these. I'm always away from the forums or just ignore the threads when these competitions come around. Now I have to wait another year or however long for another one to pop up.

    brawl friend code: MEIST: 4811-6835-0918
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    you like it when I have sex with you

    huh

    yeaaahhh I bet you do all bringing you to orgasm yeah

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I am going to stick my dick in you now

    unf.

    unf.

    that feels so good

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I swear it's like Seinfeld is producing half the porn I watch

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HOW HARD I'M FUCKING YOUR ASS?

  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited March 2008
    435 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you guys ever had an empty orgasm?

    like

    you had the sensation of an orgasm, but you've already blown your load repeatedly over the past hour or so and now nothing comes out?

    it's pretty weird

    I've had more non-ejaculate orgasms than I can count. They're pretty awesome. I used to do kegels to force it to happen because I wanted to continue having sex after orgasm.

    Popping your load is sometimes good, but, man... Coming two or three times before actually letting loose can be fucking amazing.

    Completely agreeing with this.

    435 knows his shit.

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ugh. They are having me stand next to the guy in the opera chorus that I am so horribly attracted to but he is straight and possibly in a Christian Rock band. I can't even talk to him because I lack any form of tact.

    The last time I talked to him I think I asked him to take off his shirt and dance around. This was in response to him asking how I was doing that night

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  • BlackCloudBlackCloud Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Ugh. They are having me stand next to the guy in the opera chorus that I am so horribly attracted to but he is straight and possibly in a Christian Rock band. I can't even talk to him because I lack any form of tact.

    The last time I talked to him I think I asked him to take off his shirt and dance around. This was in response to him asking how I was doing that night

    "Hey, how are you doing tonight?"

    "I'm great, FUCK ME IN THE ASS UNTIL I CRY."

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan Gaderen PSN: GaderenRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    sexy tourettes.

    OooOOOoOoOOOooOOOoOOOoOoOOoOOoOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Ugh. They are having me stand next to the guy in the opera chorus that I am so horribly attracted to but he is straight and possibly in a Christian Rock band. I can't even talk to him because I lack any form of tact.

    The last time I talked to him I think I asked him to take off his shirt and dance around. This was in response to him asking how I was doing that night

    Just tell him that the Bible says to love thy brother and that by hooking up with you he is completing Gods will.

    pants are optional it is in our bylaws
  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Casper has done nothing but be correct in this thread.

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Yeah, Casper you are my favorite dude right now.

    Assuming you don't get Stop-Loss'd I will buy you a beer at PAX '09.

    Just remind me before then because I will forget.

  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Butler wrote: »
    SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HOW HARD I'M FUCKING YOUR ASS?
    hahaha

    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • BlackCloudBlackCloud Registered User
    edited March 2008
    PS I'm still in.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    wonkalh2.jpg

    Gentlemen this thread is dying
    Everyone else is probably lying
    I can hear my penis crying
    For my libido I'm denying

    Because porn I've not been eyeing
    For my attention it has been is vying

    Yes my cock is really trying
    My excuses it is not buying
    So many feelings it is supplying
    So much pressure it is applying


    All these urges I've been denying!
    All these women I've been sighing!
    On my cock my hand is overlying!
    And my semen it is drying!


    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    Spoiler:

  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie a crucified man can't be attached to anything elseRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    it's beautiful

    3926 4292 8829
    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    that is possibly the best way to announce it.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    yeah this thread is failing to be interesting

    we need hourly status reports with crying and what porn you will use to free yourselves

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    All I can imagine now is Gene Wilder and rainbow splotched cumspray. Glorious.

  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan Gaderen PSN: GaderenRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander's contract also requires him to detail what took him out, unless that delightful post means it was Gene Wilder.

    OooOOOoOoOOOooOOOoOOOoOoOOoOOoOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    It was like five office chicks having some kind of staff meeting, involving getting naked and stuff. I got it bad for a woman (or in this case a group of women) in uniform.

    But, if quetzi wants something less vanilla he can say I lost to Chirpy or Swap.avi* or something.

    *Or as I like to call it, 4girlsnocup

  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie a crucified man can't be attached to anything elseRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander wrote: »
    It was like five office chicks having some kind of staff meeting, involving getting naked and stuff. I got it bad for a woman (or in this case a group of women) in uniform.

    But, if quetzi wants something less vanilla he can say I lost to Chirpy or Swap.avi* or something.

    *Or as I like to call it, 4girlsnocup

    what kind of staff meeting is that
    Spoiler:

    3926 4292 8829
    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am most likely a lifer but I have 3 deployments worth of cash and over 70 days of leave saved up. I will make it to PAX 09.

    pants are optional it is in our bylaws
  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Me and you buddy, seventy days in Vegas.

    We'll live like kings, spending your cash on hookers and blow and blackjack.

    What do you say?

  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Well that would be fun but I am not allowed in a couple of the casinos do to a small fight that a group a people I was with may or may not have started last time we got back from Iraq.

    pants are optional it is in our bylaws
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander, that was phenomenal.

    But I'm surprised you gave up when you got this close to the month-mark.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am glad somebody finally left. Cheating is a string word which is very appropriate for some of you

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Einhander.
    <3

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    I am glad somebody finally left. Cheating is a string word which is very appropriate for some of you

    A string word?

    Like string theory?

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    casper_27d wrote: »
    Well that would be fun but I am not allowed in a couple of the casinos do to a small fight that a group a people I was with may or may not have started last time we got back from Iraq.

    We will get you a fake mustache, it'll be fine.

    Also goddamn you guys, my load.

    God damn

    I mean I wish I would have had a measuring cup or something. For science, I mean.

    Also yeah I was close to a month, but at the same time I started poppin boners at work and man that could be awkward. Also, there are several good looking ladies at my new job, so it could also be super hot, but the odds tell me it is much, much more likely to be awkward.

  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Still in, and really busy right now.

  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ein, you could have attempted the Kayne Red Robe Gambit.

    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited April 2008
    Six people left eh?

    Would be interesting if there were cameras and a big brother house and challenges and sabotage and stuff.

    "Oh hey guys today's challenge is 5 minute blowjobs. Don't blow or you're out!"

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