King Leer (bet your earnings on page 77) (No Porn- Orikae)

Fiz

Raneados, did I ever mention how much it hurt when you said BlackCloud is the only remaining contestant who is interesting?

DodgeBlan

Raneados wrote: »

seriously if you can quit anything for 2 months there's generally no reason to ever do it again

this is pretty true

Raneados

FIZ I SWEAR TO GOD I SWEAR YOU ARE OUT

I keep thinking you're out every goddamn time I see this

my brain just can't comprehend you still in D:

Fiz

Bad stuff keeps happening to me when I try to knock myself out. I've honestly tried to end things several times over the weekend and it always gets messed up.

DodgeBlan

I also find it difficult to accept someone with such an apparently powerful anal fixation is still in.

Raneados

fiz I cannot understand how you're still in

nobody blueballs themselves this bad

Fiz

DodgeBlan wrote: »

I also find it difficult to accept someone with such an apparently powerful anal fixation is still in.

It's not like I am doing stuff to it every day. I'm more interested in staying loose on the offchance that Christian Bale or Christian Marc shows up and needs something to fuck.

Synthetic Orange

Apparently I sent toys that were not to his taste.

Fiz

Synth there is absolutely no way in hell I am going to taste those things. Even after I properly sanitized them.

Synthetic Orange

Fiz's first ATM.

Fiz

Absolutely not.

Polago

You know what? I'm going to make this interesting for myself. I'm going to choose a day this week, fap and bring myself to the brink on and off for an entire day or three, and then aim for the ceiling. Seems like a challenge worth attempting.

The Far Side

why the hell would you ever do that to yourself, pola

come on, man

Fiz

I wouldn't do that if you haven't been practicing it already. It is really hard to get up to the point and then stop altogether.

DodgeBlan

On about my 3rd last day I got so close that I actually couldn't tell if I had lost or not, but when I looked down there was no muss and I was still in.

Polago

Fiz wrote: »

I wouldn't do that if you haven't been practicing it already. It is really hard to get up to the point and then stop altogether.

It's nothing new to me, but giving it a challenge could be interesting.

BlackCloud

Polago wrote: »

BlackCloud wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

there's not enough of the last people posting

BlackCloud is a little but the rest are like

zzzzzzzz city

I say whoever posts the most in the next 24 hours wins

I would post more, but I have things like classes and exams in the past week.

Yeah, i've been really really busy over the last while.

It's true this is pretty boring though. When you get to this point it isn't even something that's thought about so it's pretty much at a plateau for us, and for the people watching.

Well, during the first week it was all "haha PM porn!" and everyone laughed and laughed about how hot things were or how potu can find disturbing things. But the most dangerous time to send those things out would be now, when people are vulnerable.

Fortunately, people lost all interest so we can stay in longer. Also, having will power kinda helps. And a roommate who won't fucking leave the room.

casper_27d

My hat certainly goes off to those that are not used to this self imposed celibacy. The funny thing is, since I lost (or is it won) I have yet to do it again.

Fiz

I didn't fall asleep until about 4am last night, which was a bitch because my dog is set in his 5am walk schedule. Hoping for that wet dream to take me away soon

Jimothy

Tossrock wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

Well, with the exception of one or two people, I suspect lies.

If Orik wants to lock this topic now and just declare me the winner I'll let him rape somebody and not pass any judgement.

at this point every one of you has had a wet dream and you're justifying lying about it to yourself through a variety of weak rationalizations, or you just didn't notice

I keep wondering if this is going to happen.

But I'm like, "Naw, I'd know somehow. My underwear would be glued to me when I woke up or something."

Fiz

So much sexual rage today. I may need to kill somebody to distract me

Jimothy

That worked really well with your av.

Fiz

I haven't shaved in a few days, so my panda mustache is in full swing

Pandas live to kill?

Einhander

Well they certainly don't live to fuck.

Fiz

Or dance

Tossrock

eats shoots and leaves

Stavren

Tossrock wrote: »

eats shoots and leaves

I think what you mean is

"Eats shoots and leaves."

It's not funny when you make grammatical mistakes amongst the amusing grammar detail.

EDIT: FUCK SENTENCE FRAGMENT NOOOOOOOO

Tossrock

Are you really complaining about capitalization and punctuation?

because honestly

honestly

Stavren

Tossrock wrote: »

Are you really complaining about capitalization and punctuation?

because honestly

honestly

I contend that in a reference to a phrase whose interest is rooted in grammar, grammar is important.


Alternate ending

Yeah, that's fucking right! What the fuck are you going to do about it, huh?

apotheos

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

why would you tape your curtains down?

Here is a fun project. Imagine this is a metaphor of a sexual nature. What exactly does this mean?

Orikaeshigitae

i was about to give nudes to fiz but then he went offline

Polago

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

i was about to give nudes to fiz but then he went offline

Leave him a surprise for when he returns.

His ass intruding monolith needs a face.

Raneados

orik

I'm here what's up I never get any nudes

Daric

Fiz went out jerking it to Cobain

Fiz

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

i was about to give nudes to fiz but then he went offline

Filth and lies

And I am on my phone for the net so I can't open anything. Especially not fake links

Raneados

Daric you keep saying stuff about jurt cobain

shut the fuck up you toolbox

Daric

keep saying stuff?

the only time I mentioned it before was to get my brain eating button back

and now this time

Raneados

that's twice too many

I'm watching you

stop fucking up

Daric

but i wanted the brain eater button

Fiz

Shut up and strip, dammit