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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Teefs already kinda looks like a girl so it'd probably be more beneficial to go for the bottom first wouldn't it?

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    also teefs if I win the lottery before next January, you'll be getting about 18K

    because mwah

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If i win the lottery I'd probably go back to school, and make teefs the prettiest princess.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    teefs I've been wondering

    are you going for the bottom or top surgeries first?
    depends on how i feel in like 2011

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    wait why 2011

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    nevermind, that would make him 14

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Teefs already kinda looks like a girl so it'd probably be more beneficial to go for the bottom first wouldn't it?

    If TFS went in the opposite direction the results would be more artistic.
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

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  • TwentyFiveTouchesHeartTwentyFiveTouchesHeart Registered User
    edited April 2008
    I was heading home late one night a few years ago and I got onto the bus. After about ten minutes I realized that I was on the wrong bus. This was the last bus for the night, so I got off at the next stop and resolved to walking home.

    It was very cold out, and I was very bitter. It took me a long time to walk, and by the time I did get home, it was very late and I was very, very tired. I had thought about how bad my night was, and how I wish I could have just gotten on the right bus in the first place, and saved myself all of the time and trouble I had to go through to get to the place I wanted to be.

    I imagine that is what it is like for people who have a gender identity other than what their body is physically, only on a much larger scale. How terrible it must be to feel uncomfortable in your own body.

    On a side note, if you do not look that manly and bought breast implants first, there may be a career for you in tranny porn. You could do it long enough to save up to get your junk swapped, at any rate.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    that was an arbitrary year

    i'd have been in uni for 2 years by then and on hormones for that long as well

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Teefs for all the shit I give you I'm glad you're doing this

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    TwentyFiveTouchesHeart wrote: »
    On a side note, if you do not look that manly and bought breast implants first, there may be a career for you in tranny porn. You could do it long enough to save up to get your junk swapped, at any rate.

    No.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    hehe, tranny porn.

    Hey teefs, you know what's hot? Tranny's fuckin ladies.

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  • BecksBecks Registered User
    edited April 2008
    there may be a career for all of us in tranny porn

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    TwentyFiveTouchesHeart wrote: »
    On a side note, if you do not look that manly and bought breast implants first, there may be a career for you in tranny porn. You could do it long enough to save up to get your junk swapped, at any rate.
    oh christ ew

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You could do Rocky Horror

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bendery wrote: »
    You could do Rocky Horror

    No.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    dickshitting nipples are the best

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited April 2008
    THE BEST

    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    shitting dick nipples, or nipple dick shitting... ?

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    its shitting dicknipples, rane, god

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What about nipples that shit dicks, instead of dick nipples that shit poop?

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    sorry I'm cloudy-headed

    not smoking makes me very vacant

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User
    edited April 2008
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    All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
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    Bitches don't know about my additional pylons!

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    i love that dude

    that shirt is goddamned amazing

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  • MeisterMeister Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I've always wondered: After bottom gender reconstruction surgery, do the nerves reconfigure to make you derive pleasure from your new organ? As in, will you be able to get off with your lady parts, TFS? I'm assuming so, but with some restrictions. Would you have a working clitoris, for example? I'm just curious about the state of the technology in these sorts of surgeries.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    basically yes

    (if you were shown a picture of normal vagina and a vagina created by SRS, you cannot tell the difference)

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    basically yes

    (if you were shown a picture of normal vagina and a vagina created by SRS, you cannot tell the difference)

    This sounds like a challenge, and I warn you, I'm an expert.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think the only limitations are no pregnancy

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    but what does it all mean?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    How does lubrication with a SRT hoo-hah work? Does it lubricate like a normal cooter or are you addicted to astro glide?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited April 2008
    polago is still in this?
    holy shit


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    satan, check this wishlist's rims out
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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bendery wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    basically yes

    (if you were shown a picture of normal vagina and a vagina created by SRS, you cannot tell the difference)

    This sounds like a challenge, and I warn you, I'm an expert.

    Vagcheck Challenge, starring Bendery.

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  • TwentyFiveTouchesHeartTwentyFiveTouchesHeart Registered User
    edited April 2008
    Bendery wrote: »
    How does lubrication with a SRT hoo-hah work? Does it lubricate like a normal cooter or are you addicted to astro glide?

    I would assume that it would not lubricate naturally as well as a standard female vagina would.

    That and I would also assume that the smell and/or taste of the vaginal fluids would be different?

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    smells like an aged Sicilian, with a sweet hint of mango.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    No more of these threads

    With you people posting about vaginas

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    TwentyFiveTouchesHeart wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    How does lubrication with a SRT hoo-hah work? Does it lubricate like a normal cooter or are you addicted to astro glide?

    I would assume that it would not lubricate naturally as well as a standard female vagina would.

    That and I would also assume that the smell and/or taste of the vaginal fluids would be different?

    I'd be first in line to go to a vag tasting but I'm not sure there is any evidence to prove this question.

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  • StavrenStavren Registered User
    edited April 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    No more of these threads

    With you people posting about vaginas

    Back to dongs, I guess.

    johnalexmobley wrote: »
    Bitch-ass stav is on my d, i-c-k
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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i pretty much threw up reading the last page

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    TwentyFiveTouchesHeart wrote: »
    Bendery wrote: »
    How does lubrication with a SRT hoo-hah work? Does it lubricate like a normal cooter or are you addicted to astro glide?

    I would assume that it would not lubricate naturally as well as a standard female vagina would.

    That and I would also assume that the smell and/or taste of the vaginal fluids would be different?

    Upon earning your new vagina, you get five flavors to choose from: mango, peppermint, wintergreen, peach, and lime.

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