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Calvinball

hoodie13hoodie13 punch broRegistered User regular
edited March 2008 in Social Entropy++
ATTENTION: LEADERBOARD UPDATES ARE DISABLED UNTIL 10 HOURS FROM NOW, WHEN I WILL WAKE UP AGAIN.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...

CALVINBALL

Here are the rules:
- masks are required
- all rules are subject to creation
- the calvinball itself is merely a tool, use it as you see fit
- see those trees over there? that's my endzone, and yours is the tractor over there.
- penalties can and will be issued at any time

For creation of the thread and starting the game, I hereby award myself 500 ∑points that I will divvy out as I see fit. All mods also begin the game ahead of everyone else (for the time being) for having the ability to dole out infractions.

LEADERBOARD

#pipe - 1billion MASK CREATION POINTS
QuestionMarkMan - 500 ∑points
Filler Inc. - seventeenythousdred points
Shankill - 500 ∑points, also in debt 198 regular points
Mods - indeterminate amount
Me, bitches
Mr. Shine - 10000 points
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Losing, now twice as hard for not realizing that the over 6 feet rule gives DOUBLE points, and being a double loser, is totally losing, and hey look at that, he also owes Airking like 10 points for not posting in an accent when it was specified: Seriously

PSN: HoodieThirteen
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    you're merely a tool

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    New rule: I win!

    Can't use the same rules twice suckers

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    hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Seriously inadvertently treads into the Opposite Zone, causing his declaration to have the opposite effect. Disqualified until he can come up with some kind of points.

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    New rule: Post #3 is an opposite zone

    Edit: weeeiiirrrd

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    hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Airking850 wrote: »
    New rule: Post #3 is an opposite zone

    Edit: weeeiiirrrd

    New Rule: every third post hereafter becomes an Opposite Zone.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    New rule: if anyone else wins, instead, I win

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    We tried this once, it didn't work.

    What was that called? Nap ran it

    travesty

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    New rule: if anyone else wins, instead, I win

    But since I anti-won because of the opposite zone, if anyone loses you win

    Ha-ha




    wait

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    QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    Airking850 wrote: »
    New rule: Post #3 is an opposite zone

    Edit: weeeiiirrrd

    New Rule: every third post hereafter becomes an Opposite Zone.

    This being post #6, you just blew my mind.

    New rule: People who are wearing jeans get double points

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    New Rule: It is everyone's duty to get the job to the trees, at which time three points are awarded to me.

    I am currently winning.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh shits I sniped a x3 you fail The Tossrocks!

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    We tried this once, it didn't work.

    What was that called? Nap ran it

    travesty

    hahaha the lawyer game

    Everyone wanted to be one of the players, but no one wanted to play

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    hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Seriously creates a paradox. He must now find one instance in recent entertainment history wherein paradoxes were dealt with easily.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Airking850 wrote: »
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    Airking850 wrote: »
    New rule: Post #3 is an opposite zone

    Edit: weeeiiirrrd

    New Rule: every third post hereafter becomes an Opposite Zone.

    This being post #6, you just blew my mind.

    New rule: People who are wearing jeans get double points

    DOUBLE POINTS!

    I call Wib-Dull-Wob.

    Everyone line up on the roof and throw the ropes around your ankles to me.

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    hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    QuestionMarkMan is currently in the lead with all 500 of my ∑points for having a built-in mask.

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    New rule: anyone who states a rule without the "New rule:" needs to sing a Sorry Song

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    Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I drive our tractor into your trees! New Rule: Double points for all people over six feet tall.

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    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The Time Changer

    It was a Christian-produced movie about time travel. Time travel has paradoxes and I don't care about that movie.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rule n+1: no shankills allowed

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    We tried this once, it didn't work.

    What was that called? Nap ran it

    travesty

    hahaha the lawyer game

    Everyone wanted to be one of the players, but no one wanted to play

    In theory a good idea

    In practice, a game where being a little bitch is highly encouraged.

    seriously, how does that not always end in fisticuffs

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    Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    It's midnight here... and that means [NEW RULE] IT'S THE LIGHTING ROUND!

    quick throw some dice! what? a 4? that means everything is worth double points! Quick, everyone whose' name starts with a vowel, do twenty jumping jacks! The first person to do so gets 200 woobie points!
    except it's actually 400 because everything's doubled
    which means it's actually 100 points because woobie points are only worth 1/4th of a point, because woobie points suck

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Rule n+1: no shankills allowed

    New rule 5x, we henceforth take the derivative of any rules put into play.

    Given that Tossrock's rule is a constant, it becomes 0 and therefore is not allowed.

    For coming up with such an awesome rule, the townspeople unanimously elect that QMM split his points with me.

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    hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    CHECK IN

    who is over 6 feet

    this could be actual body height or elevation above sea level

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    cowmeetcowmeet Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    New rule: woobie points are doubled in their true form.

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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Milquetoast Thug wrote: »
    It's midnight here... and that means [NEW RULE] IT'S THE LIGHTING ROUND!

    quick throw some dice! what? a 4? that means everything is worth double points! Quick, everyone whose' name starts with a vowel, do twenty jumping jacks! The first person to do so gets 200 woobie points!
    except it's actually 400 because everything's doubled
    which means it's actually 100 points because woobie points are only worth 1/4th of a point, because they suck

    done and done.

    (some people need to get working on their sorry songs)

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    New rule: 5'11" is the new over 6'.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Damn you, Netherlands!

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am, but only if it is beneficial to me!

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    Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am over six feet in body height and elevation.

    Do I get x4 points?

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    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    New Rule, guvnah: The next oh, Idunnaoooh, twelve ahsumodd posts need'a be posted like they's spoken in some 'orrible accent

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    hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Mr. Shine loses x4 points for not simply demanding the points while he was standing in the dictator zone. Due to it's single-use policy, the dictator zone is destroyed, never to be seen again, eh?

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ah do hereby declare, pardner, dat dis here zone is der Fancy Northerner zone, and well, fer even bein' heah I do appeah ta get an amount ah points equal ta tha yeah in which tha Civil War wuz fot, right?

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Unfortunateleh, sahnce Ah fergot ta declare QMM a foreign dignitareh, I do have ta split mah points with him equalleh, right?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    By my count I'm up seventeenythousdred points for reading through half of this thread.

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    Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    cowmeet wrote: »
    New rule: woobie points are doubled in their true form.

    new rule: woobie points may only be counted in their true form for a player if said player makes an sufficiently embarrassing admission of some sort OR eats something really gross.

    On christmas day, all woobie points are counted in their true form, because Christmas is awesome like that.
    on easter sunday, all possessed woobies may be traded in for a package of peeps proportional to the amount gathered*, but only if your age is an even number.


    *hint: it's 125 a package. Get crackin.

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    hoodie13hoodie13 punch bro Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Misser Shankill, he no specify which Civil War he talking about

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    Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I-er-ah get fo-ahtee thow-sandah points becah-uss I-er-ah am in the-uh longah hey-ah zo-en!

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    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    New Rule: Since it's actually the year 1710 Shankill loses 298 points.

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hoodie13 wrote: »
    Misser Shankill, he no specify which Civil War he talking about

    didjoo forget, boy, that Ah enacted Secret Rule B12x dat makes all de capitalized words apply ta America?

    ye see, chil', I did ever so capitalize Civil War, rightly I did

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