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Buy the '09 Toyota Matrix, you Furry fuck (Advertising Thread)

FutoreFutore Registered User regular
edited March 2008 in Singularity Engine++
so i go on myspace today. the front page's ad is one for the 2009 Toyota Matrix.

The shows a Matrix driving up next to 3 headshots of different people. next to those pictures, it says,
"Meet people looking for fun"

the headlights flash on and the pictures change to 3 new headshots: a woman i assume to be a raver/basshead, some metal head with a beard,

and person number 3 is a goddamned furry. all big-eyed and horny.

I laughed because furries have almost breached into mainstream and clicked the ad.

It took me to the car's website. Down and to the right of the car is a small box that stupidly rotates. On one side, it shows the head of the furry from before. When you roll over that side of the 3D box, the car whirls 180 degrees and opens the backhatch.

Out pops a dancing Fox(?) furry.



I laughed because i think furries are hilarious as are most sexual fetishes. I applauded the advertising team because they did get me to click to see if they had made a model specifically for furries. Maybe it had waterproof (read:cumproof) seats and floormats. Maybe it had a double lock for the trunk to hide all of your shame.

But, the point is that i looked at their car.


So, you guys see any ad campaigns you thought were exceptionally good?


(If you assholes post all the fucking budweiser ads, i'm going to dickslap you. those are not good ads. that is not a good beer.)

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This is such a terrible thread

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bud.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    orangina

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Why?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    the snickers "feast" commercials are the best things

    especially the one where the viking chucks the garbage cans

    the look on his face when he gets told that they are out of snickers is magical

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    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    This is such a terrible thread

    you're a terrible person

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    dogpuke_sprite.gif

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Thread over

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Man everyone is all abuzz about furries today.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Following Rank's post, I move that this thread be Immediately Locked and Stickied.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ranklove

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  • DakalDakal Registered User
    edited March 2008
    New thread macro #7

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  • RageRage Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Rank, you glorious son of a bitch.

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  • Bullfrogof7272Bullfrogof7272 Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Pharmaceutical ads make me want to tear my eyes out and jam pencils in my ears. Heres this drug that fixes this minor problem some people seem to have. Heres this person we hope you can relate to to tell you about it. this drug also seems to cause all these other problems one of which happens to be death ask your doctor because there's more shit about this drug that we aren't allowed by law, or are too afraid, to mention on television. Hand us all your money now.

    Nurgle is pleased.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    *woman cutting vegetables, smiling at the camera*

    WHEN I FOUND OUT I COULDN'T CONTROL MY DIARRHEA I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Thankfully there's duranex.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Duranex may cause symptoms in some patients. Symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, headache, irritable bowel syndrome, and death.

    Please ask your doctor before getting duranex.

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  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Do not taunt Duranex.

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  • Bullfrogof7272Bullfrogof7272 Registered User
    edited March 2008
    NurgleX cures all (may cause death, ginigvitis, IBS, various cancers, athlete's foot, night sweats, restless leg syndrome, restless egg syndrome, suicidal thoughts, homicidal thoughts, trench foot, bubonic plague and the sudden explosive vomiting of nurglings) do not consult with your doctor, Nurgle brings sweat blight, simply take NurgleX and bow before him.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the snickers "feast" commercials are the best things

    especially the one where the viking chucks the garbage cans

    the look on his face when he gets told that they are out of snickers is magical

    Snickers always had awesome commercials. Like the one from the 90s. "Hungry? Why Wait?"

    Especially the one about the qb getting knocked out and thinking he is Batman or the football field guy who wrote the wrong name on the field. Great googally moogally.

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I gotta go get some Sprite, guys.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    will it blend is the best marketing.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    get some more Mountain Dew.

    And don't spend all of our fucking money.

    and..

    get a job!

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2008
    this thead is now about ecoterrorism

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited March 2008
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN BARQ'S HAS BITE?

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    this thead is now about ecoterrorism

    Barret.jpg?

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2008
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN BARQ'S HAS BITE?

    The name's... Dumas.

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    this thead is now about ecoterrorism

    Barret.jpg?

    captain%20planet.jpg

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN BARQ'S HAS BITE?

    The name is Dumas

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    this thead is now about ecoterrorism

    Barret.jpg?

    captain%20planet.jpg

    touche

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited March 2008
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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    get some more Mountain Dew.

    And don't spend all of our fucking money.

    and..

    get a job!

    Oh thanks i hadn't thought of that.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    get some more Mountain Dew.

    And don't spend all of our fucking money.

    and..

    get a job!

    Oh thanks i hadn't thought of that.

    Buying more Mountain Dew?

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    get some more Mountain Dew.

    And don't spend all of our fucking money.

    and..

    get a job!

    Oh thanks i hadn't thought of that.

    Buying more Mountain Dew?

    spending all of our money.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'd buy a car if they refused to see it to those fucking gingers. No gingers allowed in my car.

    That's right Keith. I'm on to you.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    The best ad is the tango one where the guy is storming all over britain then ends up at the coast with the harrier jets.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGjizZCXetk

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    this thead is now about ecoterrorism

    Barret.jpg?

    captain%20planet.jpg

    touche

    So this is that CP i always hear about on the inernet?

    hm, I guess i'm kinda half-mast. but i don't know if i could send my little soldiers to fight the porcelain gods because of it

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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  • edited March 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    will it blend is the best marketing.

    hell yes


    and futore, i don't think that's the CP in question. If it's from old threads around here it's probably crosspunisher.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    will it blend is the best marketing.

    hell yes


    and futore, i don't think that's the CP in question. If it's from old threads around here it's probably crosspunisher.

    I think it might have been a joke

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