Your product may find trouble if ad agencies are rejecting you.
It left this weird film on all of our tongues. The only one who was really liking it was the CEO and he was baked out of his fucking mind at the time.
"So, do you think you guys can do some creative marketing and public relations for us?"
"uhhh....no, we're sorry. But...no."
Client: "Okay, we want you to sell 3000 gold credit cards to rich people making over 100grand a year in one month using only online media."
Us: "Uhh... it's not gonna work, but we'll try?"
one month later
Client: "HAHA FUCK YOU YOU FAILED! WE'RE TAKING OUR BUDGET SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
Us: "Okay."
one year later
Client: "Uhh hey guys, howsabout them credit cards eh? How'd you like to have our budget back?"
Us: "God dammit..."
Those are my favorite.
The "you guys suck and didn't do what we asked even though we restricted your abilities by dictating how we wanted our extremely poor program implemented, god why did we even use an agency?!" crowd.
Mother fuckers always run...and then they always come crawling back.
There really is no polite way to tell clients of an ad agency "no, don't say exactly what you want. you've come to us because you suck...we're here to help."
main difference you could get stoned at an entmoot and listen to em talk about... soil or whatever and be chill. you get high at a furmeet yer probably gonna have a nervous breakdown and or get raped by a guy in bear suit.
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Nutrigrain
Product was pretty shitty though.
And stop posting the Nutrigrain commercial over and over and over. That's three times now.
Those are my favorite.
The "you guys suck and didn't do what we asked even though we restricted your abilities by dictating how we wanted our extremely poor program implemented, god why did we even use an agency?!" crowd.
Mother fuckers always run...and then they always come crawling back.
There really is no polite way to tell clients of an ad agency "no, don't say exactly what you want. you've come to us because you suck...we're here to help."
All the Familprix ads. They're drugstores, so they sell everything you'd expect, from medicine to condoms to tissues to band-aids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75wYa0GahSc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozEDNW57q1E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR-KdVz5OMM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4DzveavVhI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGdf4LyEYjA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cuTfMwSCgY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42ftlECoP5I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURhnthR8V8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1ABQuctDOQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf1O8EKLTV4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=528mzbQ6YeY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXMVoM86pqI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu0rsesECXU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqLOkL_LtsU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9hu8rvqcZQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNIJumAGvqA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTUrlwDvq60
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FVmQbq53PY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhZlQAY_bgA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W4fi6kOIAE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Ra1cD6DWs
"-I have something to tell you. -You're pregnant? -No, I... you should go have yourself tested."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qy1b2KB0A8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR_YQrB4f2s
(he's asking if the chicken is spicy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8oi_TTbPcE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUAF_Per758
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnbBK0dTyOg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iNWOpfNULs
"-You smoke? -No, I stopped... gimme one of those."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0eAu_PBBRg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovkojIny2fM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhsFTbBwovI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng5HjTFInDc
Lot of 'em, but they're short and funny.
A furmeet is like an entmoot, but in Hell.
main difference you could get stoned at an entmoot and listen to em talk about... soil or whatever and be chill. you get high at a furmeet yer probably gonna have a nervous breakdown and or get raped by a guy in bear suit.
ahahaha