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TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
edited March 2008 in Singularity Engine++
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NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.
“I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    FUCK YEAH

    HERE TO SAVE

    THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    What?

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Ness City sounds pretty awesome

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  • <3&lt;3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Was she a fatty?

  • edited March 2008
    Posting from a laptop from a toilet right now

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    FOOT SWEATERS
  • A CrowA Crow Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Her skin fused with the toliet? WTF

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    There are words, but they do not even come close.

  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Good lord, I spend like 30min on the toilet tops, and thats only if Ive grabbed a book and got to reading.

  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Should've sent a poet

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hooooly shiiiiiit

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i wonder whose bathroom the boyfriend used

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I have a Nintendo DS next my toilet.

    I always play Mario Kart while I poo.

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Good lord, I spend like 30min on the toilet tops, and thats only if Ive grabbed a book and got to reading.

    I can't imagine spending 30 minutes on a toilet

    I go in there and launch that stuff and leave as fast as I can

    I don't wanna be in no bathroom

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i wonder whose bathroom the boyfriend used

    I assume after the fusion he was just able to poop in her mouth and the rest worked itself out.


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  • FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    See this is what happens when they put technology into everything. The toilets are trying to fuse with us now. I'm going to go smash mine with a sledgehammer so it won't join in the uprising.

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
    Honestly, this bit right here gets me more than the incident. High five media! You sure showed those cops who is boss, ruining people's privacy!

    Edit: Although, in fairness, if the police had really wanted to protect the people's privacy, they wouldn't have released the address.

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i wonder whose bathroom the boyfriend used

    I assume after the fusion he was just able to poop in her mouth and the rest worked itself out.

    well, that would explain why he didn't break up with her

  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
  • GoatmonGoatmon AHOY! I'M ADMIRAL ZHAO!Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Her skin fused with the toliet? WTF

    It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.

    I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet. D:

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i hope they had 2 toilets
    otherwise what'd he use

  • StraythStrayth Registered User
    edited March 2008
    You can tell who the girl is because there's a toilet seat on her ass.

    That's right.
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i hope they had 2 toilets
    otherwise what'd he use

    her lap?

    scarab you have mental problems
  • <3&lt;3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm surprise that the guy brought her food and water for 2 fucking years.

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    mully wrote: »
    i hope they had 2 toilets
    otherwise what'd he use
    The sink.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Good lord, I spend like 30min on the toilet tops, and thats only if Ive grabbed a book and got to reading.

    I can't imagine spending 30 minutes on a toilet

    I go in there and launch that stuff and leave as fast as I can

    I don't wanna be in no bathroom

    See, when I read I loose track of all reality. If I don't watch myself I might dissappear for like an hour. Then I come to and realize my legs are numb.

  • A CrowA Crow Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Her skin fused with the toliet? WTF

    It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.

    I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet. D:

    I still like thinking that she tried to fuse with the toilet or vice versa. Thus to justify my cyborg complex

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  • DroolDrool Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Ness City sounds pretty awesome

    I've been there. It isn't. Having grown up in small town Kansas (not Ness City) I'm not surprised something like this could happen.

    But being "fused" to a toilet seat is just weird to think about.

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm surprise that the guy brought her food and water for 2 fucking years.

    i'm surprised he didn't just wait until she was asleep and then drag her off the thing

    maybe leave her in the front yard and lock the door

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    We are Trapper Keeper

  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Good lord, I spend like 30min on the toilet tops, and thats only if Ive grabbed a book and got to reading.

    I can't imagine spending 30 minutes on a toilet

    I go in there and launch that stuff and leave as fast as I can

    I don't wanna be in no bathroom

    See, when I read I loose track of all reality. If I don't watch myself I might dissappear for like an hour. Then I come to and realize my legs are numb.

    Sounds like someone has been moonlighting in Fantastica while he poops

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Her skin fused with the toliet? WTF

    It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.

    I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet. D:

    I still like thinking that she tried to fuse with the toilet or vice versa. Thus to justify my cyborg complex

    Man, but what use would fusing with a toilet be? You could shit anywhere? Hell I can do that now its just socially frowned upon.

    I would sit on a computer, have my ass fuse with that. All surfin the interwebs with my bum.

  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Crashmo wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Good lord, I spend like 30min on the toilet tops, and thats only if Ive grabbed a book and got to reading.

    I can't imagine spending 30 minutes on a toilet

    I go in there and launch that stuff and leave as fast as I can

    I don't wanna be in no bathroom

    See, when I read I loose track of all reality. If I don't watch myself I might dissappear for like an hour. Then I come to and realize my legs are numb.

    Sounds like someone has been moonlighting in Fantastica while he poops

    Dude, Perilin is pretty bitchin.

  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Two.
    Fucking.
    Years.

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  • A CrowA Crow Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Lardalish wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Her skin fused with the toliet? WTF

    It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.

    I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet. D:

    I still like thinking that she tried to fuse with the toilet or vice versa. Thus to justify my cyborg complex

    Man, but what use would fusing with a toilet be? You could shit anywhere? Hell I can do that now its just socially frowned upon.

    I would sit on a computer, have my ass fuse with that. All surfin the interwebs with my bum.

    Would it be rape then if you got a virus?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm surprise that the guy brought her food and water for 2 fucking years.

    I would have moved.

    "Oh her? She comes with the place, that's why it was listed as one and a half bath."

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Lardalish wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Her skin fused with the toliet? WTF

    It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.

    I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet. D:

    I still like thinking that she tried to fuse with the toilet or vice versa. Thus to justify my cyborg complex

    Man, but what use would fusing with a toilet be? You could shit anywhere? Hell I can do that now its just socially frowned upon.

    I would sit on a computer, have my ass fuse with that. All surfin the interwebs with my bum.

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  • Blip2004Blip2004 Registered User
    edited March 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    Two.
    Fucking.
    Years.

    Think she was going for the record of sitting in one place the longest? She might have beat Buddah, but alas we shall never know.

  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Her skin fused with the toliet? WTF

    It didn't fuse, it grew over the seat because her body weight was pressed down on it for 2 years. It's like if you put a collar on a dog that's way too tight; Eventually the dog's flesh will start growing over the collar. I saw that once on Animal Cops and it was rather disturbing.

    I don't want to imagine what those cops saw when they removed that seat from the toilet. D:

    I still like thinking that she tried to fuse with the toilet or vice versa. Thus to justify my cyborg complex

    Man, but what use would fusing with a toilet be? You could shit anywhere? Hell I can do that now its just socially frowned upon.

    I would sit on a computer, have my ass fuse with that. All surfin the interwebs with my bum.

    Would it be rape then if you got a virus?

    More like an STD. You get your butt filled with unwanted sites and you get a virus? Thats your fault.

  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Blip2004 wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Two.
    Fucking.
    Years.

    Think she was going for the record of sitting in one place the longest? She might have beat Buddah, but alas we shall never know.

    I just think both people involved are retarded

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