All Vaginas, All The Time! (Spring Break Thread)

Cogliostro

So tomorrow I get to do one of four clinical rotations in Labor and Delivery.

Basically I'm going to be spending all day with my hands in and around vaginas that are going to be spewing oddly colored fluids and babies.

The whole day.

So as I'm standing there all day catching flying womb boogers, I need some catchy things to yell at the mother. You know, things like "Oh my god... it looks like you're blowing a bubble." or shit like that.

Alternatively,

How are you spending your spring break? Going anywhere fun? Out of the country? On vacation? Or are you using this break as a way to catch up on school work?

Kusuguttai

SPRING BREAK!
WOO!

Bloods End

Spring break was last week.

Quethal

Sources say I enjoy vaginas.

On an unrelated note, I get to spend some of Spring Break with Trill, which'll be awesome =3

potatoe

spring break was 2 weeks ago

Futore

"I call dibs!"

Kusuguttai

i'm seeing nada surf and sea wolf

Cogliostro

Kusuguttai wrote: »

SPRING BREAK!
WOO!

Kusu, you are a naughty little monkey. Go to your room!

Randall_Flagg

I have been spending my entire spring break week working on homework

theDanger

Bloods End wrote: »

Spring break was last week.

you forgot to factor in daylight savings

ChicoBlue

So, Autumn is just walkin' along, minding his own business, lookin' at the trees and shit. Then he accidentally steps on Spring, who is passed out, drunk, on the fuckin' ground, right? And Spring just smears the shit out of Autumns boot, because Spring is slimy as shit.

And Autumn is all like, "FUCKIN' SPRING. ALWAYS DRUNK AND SLIMY AS SHIT."

So Autumn goes on his way. He was on his way to the store or some shit, to get some milk, you know?

Then Winter spies him, and comes running up.

And Autumn is just, "Oh it's that fuckhead Winter coming to jaw at me."

And Winter just smiles and shouts, "HEY AUTUMN."

"You don't have to fuckin' yell, Winter."

"LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME SPRING IN YOUR STEP, AUTUMN."

laughingfuzzball

I don't get spring break.

I'm going to Asia at the end of the month, though.

Kusuguttai

Cogliostro wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

SPRING BREAK!
WOO!

Kusu, you are a naughty little monkey. Go to your room!

say goodbye to these

Sars_Boy

LADIES LIFTYA SHIRTS

Faricazy

mine is in april

Projeck

Faricazy wrote: »

mine is in april

APRIL FUCK YEAH

Graves

I'm going on a cruise that leaves 4/20, so I'll spend my entire spring break with girls in bikinis and lots of weed.

ChicoBlue

That sounds fucking terrible, Graves.

Is your mom making you go or some shit?

Artreus

I worked 40 hours at a factory back home for spring break last week. ... ... awesome.

Little Jim

ChicoBlue wrote: »

So, Autumn is just walkin' along, minding his own business, lookin' at the trees and shit. Then he accidentally steps on Spring, who is passed out, drunk, on the fuckin' ground, right? And Spring just smears the shit out of Autumns boot, because Spring is slimy as shit.

And Autumn is all like, "FUCKIN' SPRING. ALWAYS DRUNK AND SLIMY AS SHIT."

So Autumn goes on his way. He was on his way to the store or some shit, to get some milk, you know?

Then Winter spies him, and comes running up.

And Autumn is just, "Oh it's that fuckhead Winter coming to jaw at me."

And Winter just smiles and shouts, "HEY AUTUMN."

"You don't have to fuckin' yell, Winter."

"LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME SPRING IN YOUR STEP, AUTUMN."

please kill yourself

yourclothes

how many vaginas at a time

Fiz

My Spring Break also marks the point where Opera rehearsals start in full force for me. We go from one meeting a week for this show to 5, killing every evening for me for the entire week.

Projeck

Little Jim wrote: »

ChicoBlue wrote: »

So, Autumn is just walkin' along, minding his own business, lookin' at the trees and shit. Then he accidentally steps on Spring, who is passed out, drunk, on the fuckin' ground, right? And Spring just smears the shit out of Autumns boot, because Spring is slimy as shit.

And Autumn is all like, "FUCKIN' SPRING. ALWAYS DRUNK AND SLIMY AS SHIT."

So Autumn goes on his way. He was on his way to the store or some shit, to get some milk, you know?

Then Winter spies him, and comes running up.

And Autumn is just, "Oh it's that fuckhead Winter coming to jaw at me."

And Winter just smiles and shouts, "HEY AUTUMN."

"You don't have to fuckin' yell, Winter."

"LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOME SPRING IN YOUR STEP, AUTUMN."

please kill yourself

you back the fuck off of chico

Raneados

spring break is over you ass backwards hicks

satansfingers

spring break is next week

i'm not really doing much

working a little

Centipede Damascus

Kusuguttai

Raneados wrote: »

spring break is over you ass backwards hicks

wait dont you live in florida

Ubik

Excuse me I have to get back to rehab

WOOO! SHE'S IN REHAB!!

Kusuguttai

wait cut
there's a surfboard in the shot

Centipede Damascus

Monoxide

Spring Break was last week

and I was in canada

Ubik

You already have a hat

Kusuguttai

let's see some bananas and nuts!

Raneados

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

spring break is over you ass backwards hicks

wait dont you live in florida

florida =/= south

come on kusu you know this

Ubik

He just wants to look at boys' Linuses

Kusuguttai

Raneados wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

spring break is over you ass backwards hicks

wait dont you live in florida

florida =/= south

come on kusu you know this

no but it is the asshole of america

the shit-smeared taint of our nation

i would rather be skinned alive and eviscerated
than ever go back to florida ever again

Raneados

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Raneados wrote: »

spring break is over you ass backwards hicks

wait dont you live in florida

florida =/= south

come on kusu you know this

no but it is the asshole of america

the shit-smeared taint of our nation

i would rather be skinned alive and eviscerated
than ever go back to florida ever again

kusu are you aware that Florida contains a lot of awesome theme parks

fucking gators

wetlands

rocking beaches

and is even shaped like a penis

Kusuguttai

i have been to florida
it is so awful i cried for three days


plus southern california has disneyland and universal studios

islands of adventure is all you got

Raneados

yeah but california

is

so

yikes

Fuck you

1) Busch Gardens
2) Epcot

and OTHERS I assume

Kusuguttai

we have marine world and magic mountain and waterworld

Futore

Raneados wrote: »

shaped like a penis

only reason i live here in the sunshine state, actually