I'm horrified right now.

Auntie Shibby

I live in a one bedroom apartment, with another person. This other person happens to be my best friends girlfriends, they're both lesbians.

Last night, was the first time that they attempted to have sex. My room mate has never gone down on a girl before, she is asking me for pointers.

What the fuck do I do?

Airking850

Give her some pointers...?

Kovak

explain to her that you've never gone down on a girl before either

but tell her you have some tips if she goes straight

NotASenator

Wait a minute, how many people are living in this apartment, how many bedrooms, and how many lesbians?

I'm making an equation here.

potatoe

i am positive there is some porn for this

Kovak

number of lesbians + number of bedrooms + number of shibbies = number of shibbies + number of bedrooms (the lesbians leave because shibby is there)

DarkPrimus

Tell her that the best way would be for you to go down on her and to record it for her to view later to see your techniques.

captaink

Say you can't help her unless you see her technique first.

potatoe

are they attractive lesbians?

this is important

Kovak

i know a lesbian

she looks like a dude

Munkus Beaver

Go down on your best friend in front of your roommate.

Dynagrip

Why the heck would you share a one bedroom with someone?

thorgot

itt lesbians

Eastern Glow

Does the other person sleep in the bathtub?

Jordyn

Kovak wrote: »

explain to her that you've never gone down on a girl before either

but tell her you have some tips if she goes straight

hahaha I'm writing this down.

Ubik

By lesbians do you mean wiccans?

Kovak

give her a pointer

in the vagina

like with with your penis

Sonny

Show her how you do things

OmegaTofuNinja

You could uh

hmm

Monkeyfeet

Worst brag thread ever?

gurusloth

this thread makes me happy

[EDIT] in my pants

Vorus

oh yeah well I have like 100 lesbian sex addicts my house right now so there

Meta T. Dust

Tell her not to use foreign objects such as lamps, unless asked to.

Kovak

Jordyn wrote: »

Kovak wrote: »

explain to her that you've never gone down on a girl before either

but tell her you have some tips if she goes straight

hahaha I'm writing this down.

i thought it was funny too

thank you for validating my post jordyn

potatoe

Monkeyfeet wrote: »

Worst brag thread ever?

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=52411

Anjin-San

do you own a baseball bat

y/n?

Bloods End

Take a hike in the woods and become a serial rapist.

Penguin Incarnate

Monkeyfeet wrote: »

Worst brag thread ever?

That's impossible.

Kovak

guys i just realized i never got a birds and a bees speech from my parents

i cant even fathom how it would work

someone give me the birds and the bees speech

Perrsun

Obtain for yourself a Roast Beef footlong from Subway, as well as a Ham and Cheese sandwich from the restaurant/grocery/deli of your choosing.

Use the H&C as a teaching tool for proper methods.

Than bring me the Roast Beef because I am kinda hungry.

bowtiedseal

Kovak wrote: »

guys i just realized i never got a birds and a bees speech from my parents

i cant even fathom how it would work

someone give me the birds and the bees speech

my mom tried to give me the talk when I was in the car and we were driving somewhere like half an hour away

I just said "we're not having this conversation" and then she said "okay"

Kovak

im mostly just curious as how birds and bees can relate to sex

potatoe

Kovak wrote: »

im mostly just curious as how birds and bees can relate to sex

ask bel

i'm sure she could draw it up

thorgot

Kovak wrote: »

im mostly just curious as how birds and bees can relate to sex

same way the stork can

the stork also confuses me, though

Kovak

i think this all leads to furries

Redeemer

Kovak wrote: »

guys i just realized i never got a birds and a bees speech from my parents

i cant even fathom how it would work

someone give me the birds and the bees speech

When a man and a man love each other very much, like me and your dad...

Auntie Shibby

I've also never had the birds and bees talk. I think I turned out alright.

Kovak

fuck seriously someone give me the birds and bees speech

i dont wanna be him

captaink

Kovak wrote: »

i think this all leads to furries

Lesfur? Horrifying.


All them catgirls, having their catgirl sex. D:

see317

Kovak wrote: »

i think this all leads to furries

It seems that everything leads to furries.

Monkeyfeet

I tried to find you the WKUK sketch where Trevor tells a boy in the park about the birds and bees.

"So you pee in her?"
"Yep"
"Then a baby comes out in nine months?"
"Yep"
"Thats gross"
"Yeah it is"