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I'm horrified right now.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    someone put a wiffle bat in my car

    Kovak on
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Why the heck would you share a one bedroom with someone?
    I'm living rent free in the living room on my futon?

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    im mostly just curious as how birds and bees can relate to sex

    Birds have a penis, bees have a vagina.

    Agent Vesago on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    captaink wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    i think this all leads to furries

    Lesfur? Horrifying.


    All them catgirls, having their catgirl sex. D:

    i'd watch it

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    someone put a wiffle bat in my car

    an interesting twist on the birds and the bees

    but, i'll allow it

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    like this isn't my wiffle bat

    Kovak on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    like this isn't my wiffle bat

    said the car

    "but, it's such a nice wiffle bat. and it fits so perfectly"

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    captaink wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    i think this all leads to furries

    Lesfur? Horrifying.


    All them catgirls, having their catgirl sex. D:

    i'd watch it

    They're kind of fat from being homely, weird furries though.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    so how does that work? do they just sorta.. scissor?

    Wren on
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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    rug bumpin'

    Agent Vesago on
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  • UbikUbik i am a god in a french-ass restaurantRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    like this isn't my wiffle bat

    said the car

    "but, it's such a nice wiffle bat. and it fits so perfectly"

    Such a smooth wiffle bat

    Ubik on
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  • BbajBbaj Registered User
    edited March 2008
    How is this horrifying?

    Bbaj on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I can think of a pointer you can give her.

    Filler Inc. on
  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Odin on
  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I can think of a pointer you can give her.

    thats one pointer you do not want associated with a red dot

    Wren on
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Unless you're indian.

    Filler Inc. on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    moral of the story

    don't leave your windows down

    someone might give you things

    Kovak on
  • VorusVorus Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Wren wrote: »
    so how does that work? do they just sorta.. scissor?

    I definitely have the scissor-me-timbers screencap on hand but I can't post it or I will get banned
    Just sayin

    Vorus on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    Bbaj wrote: »
    How is this horrifying?
    My room mate is asking me how to go down on my best friend. Like, I'm suppose to tell her how to make her climax

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tell her someone from the internet said to just stick your face in and go laalalalaalalalalalaaa

    Shave first

    KalTorak on
  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Bbaj wrote: »
    How is this horrifying?
    My room mate is asking me how to go down on my best friend. Like, I'm suppose to tell her how to make her climax


    did you try Wikipedia?? (NSFW)

    Bucketman on
  • BbajBbaj Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Bbaj wrote: »
    How is this horrifying?
    My room mate is asking me how to go down on my best friend. Like, I'm suppose to tell her how to make her climax
    Well, are you going to help her out or not?

    Bbaj on
  • BbajBbaj Registered User
    edited March 2008
    What about wikiHOW?

    Bbaj on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll be just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am confused

    I always though Shibs was a heterosexual woman

    my world is imploding

    Vivixenne on
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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I thought shibby was a dude. Was I wrong?

    Synthetic Orange on
    Death to PA.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    the world is collapsing
    around her ears
    and she turns up the radio
    but she can't hear it

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Also for the obligatory silly response: Just hand her a stap on and they say you can show her what to do :winky:

    Bucketman on
  • BbajBbaj Registered User
    edited March 2008
    No I thought he was a dude too.

    Bbaj on
  • VorusVorus Registered User
    edited March 2008
    such a silly response

    Vorus on
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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Are you going to be in the room?

    Synthetic Orange on
    Death to PA.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Are you going to be in the room?

    coaching her

    "NO! that's all wrong! now give me 20 laps!"

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I live in a one bedroom apartment, with another person. This other person happens to be my best friends girlfriends, they're both lesbians.

    Last night, was the first time that they attempted to have sex. My room mate has never gone down on a girl before, she is asking me for pointers.

    What the fuck do I do?

    "here, put my dick in your mouth and then we'll go through the basic steps, it's pretty much the same thing on a vagina"

    Fallout on
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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    "HEY GUYS, THIS GIRL TOTALLY WANTS ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HER, LIKE RIGHT NOW. SO IM POSTING ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET"

    "ALSO, CAPS. LOL"

    Wren on
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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    kovak's tearing it up itt

    good form

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I got the birds and the bees when I was eight. I had asked what sex was, and I was completely unwilling to accept the usual cop-out answers. I thought it was a pretty gross thing to do.

    laughingfuzzball on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i think next time i park at my friends house

    i'll leave the windows up

    but put a note

    like

    thank you

    it was the perfect size

    Kovak on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Just link your roommate to a lesbian porn site.

    Or a porn site.

    Or a lifetime original special starring Meredith Baxter Birney

    Filler Inc. on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
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