I'm horrified right now.

mully

just get them to read this here thread
theres some good advice in here
you just have to search for it

UnbreakableVow

The bit about sandwiches?

Futore

did mully just say she knows how to orally pleasure other women?

Auntie Shibby

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

A Crow wrote: »

So, did Shibby give pointers? Consumers want to know....

I've been giving her pointers.

The sad part is that the other girl knows I'm giving her pointers and I dislike going downtown.

Oh, giving her pointers are you?

It hard to explain oral sex when you know you're not going to be the one getting it.

UnbreakableVow

So...you could accurately describe orally pleasuring a man?

?

Futore

holy hell

#pipe is on Aqua Teen right now

The Far Side

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Tamarin_portrait_2_edit3.jpg check out this monkey

Auntie Shibby

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

So...you could accurately describe orally pleasuring a man?

?

I would know how to orally please myself.

A Crow

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

A Crow wrote: »

So, did Shibby give pointers? Consumers want to know....

I've been giving her pointers.

The sad part is that the other girl knows I'm giving her pointers and I dislike going downtown.

Oh, giving her pointers are you?

It hard to explain oral sex when you know you're not going to be the one getting it.

Then explain a synopsis of a benny hill show, and tell her, its kinda like that in an existential way.

BYToady

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

So...you could accurately describe orally pleasuring a man?

?

I would know how to orally please myself.

Knowing what pleases yourself makes you gay. That was sarcasm.

Ringo

J3p wrote: »

Don't touch the cracks.

Don't touch the imaginary diagonals created in the quadrilateral squares formed by the cracks.

Don't stand where two or more doorways open to.

Fox only.

Final destination.

:^:

TankHammer

Mully knows how to orally please a woman because she has a home-court advantage. Shibby, has your lesbian roommate ever been brought to orgasm orally? If so she should know what the proper procedure is.

I also bet a lot of straight dudes could suck a mean dick if they had to.

At the very least a beginner lesbian would be better at cunnilingus than your typical beginner guy I would think.

NotASenator

Kantankeris wrote: »

Mully knows how to orally please a woman because she has a home-court advantage. Shibby, has your lesbian roommate ever been brought to orgasm orally? If so she should know what the proper procedure is.

I also bet a lot of straight dudes could suck a mean dick if they had to.

At the very least a beginner lesbian would be better at cunnilingus than your typical beginner guy I would think.

Man what?

I've been on some sweet rollercoasters before but that doesn't make me qualified to give structural engineering advice.

The Geek

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

I've also never had the birds and bees talk. I think I turned out alright.

four bucks

DouglasDanger

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

DouglasDanger wrote: »

i took a drawing 101 class
the prof was a huge bitch who wanted 15 hours of studio time a week and a daily sketchbook
her philosophy would have worked for drawing 115 maybe
but damn what a bitch
i dropped it

oh no you have to draw in a drawing class, run for the hills

15-20 hours of studio time a week and an hour a day of sketchbook time seems excessive for a non major 101 class, dont you think?

TankHammer

NotACrook wrote: »

Kantankeris wrote: »

Mully knows how to orally please a woman because she has a home-court advantage. Shibby, has your lesbian roommate ever been brought to orgasm orally? If so she should know what the proper procedure is.

I also bet a lot of straight dudes could suck a mean dick if they had to.

At the very least a beginner lesbian would be better at cunnilingus than your typical beginner guy I would think.

Man what?

I've been on some sweet rollercoasters before but that doesn't make me qualified to give structural engineering advice.

Sir I think you are over-estimating how difficult preforming oral sex is. You have been taken in by stand-up comedians and sex-columnists.

A more-reasonable analogy would be that just because you enjoy getting massages, that doesn't equate you to being any good at giving them (which is true). You can still probably learn a few good techniques just by paying attention to what kinds of things work on you.

You see, those are similar things to compare. Giving head ain't exactly structural engineering.

lostwords

You can figure out the general gist of it all.

Like roller coaster: speed + height = crazy fun times.

oral: hit that sweet spot + don't act like you're chowing down on some corn cobs + variation, until they tense up then keep on keepin on = not too shabby

TankHammer

Make sure your tongue is up to the task. I recommend a daily regimen of of eating 10 pudding cups without a spoon followed by saying the word "lollipops" 500 times.

MagicPrime

I am still curious as to what the two subjects in question look like...

NotASenator

massage was my first example, but I changed it because it didn't carry enough hyperbole.

Synthetic Orange

This is also why guys give the best hand and blowjobs.

The Geek

lostwords wrote: »

You can figure out the general gist of it all.

Like roller coaster: speed + height = crazy fun times.

oral: hit that sweet spot + don't act like you're chowing down on some corn cobs + variation, until they tense up then keep on keepin on = not too Shibby

fixed

Auntie Shibby

I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather not.

The Geek

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather pay four bucks to touch a boobie.

potatoe

hmm
$4?

i guess it depends on the boobie

The Geek

You'd have to ask Shibby the quality of the boobie.

MagicPrime

So should we take that as them big fug-pugly-mc-dugly?

Dadouw

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather not.

Hey, SE++ is not that bad

Aslan

Dadouw wrote: »

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather not.

Hey, SE++ is not that bad

Yeah, it's like, what could SE++ possibly do with a couple of photos anyway.

Seg

MagicPrime wrote: »

So should we take that as them big fug-pugly-mc-dugly?

We can take it as Shibby not wanting the internets usual creepiness being aimed at his best friend and his roommate.

Dadouw

Aslan wrote: »

Dadouw wrote: »

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather not.

Hey, SE++ is not that bad

Yeah, it's like, what could SE++ possibly do with a couple of photos anyway.

Its not like we have a couple of horny forumers who are doing a contest about not masturbating for a long time

Aslan

Dadouw wrote: »

Aslan wrote: »

Dadouw wrote: »

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

I'd post their pictures, but then again, I'd rather not.

Hey, SE++ is not that bad

Yeah, it's like, what could SE++ possibly do with a couple of photos anyway.

Its not like we have a couple of horny forumers who are doing a contest about not masturbating for a long time

And a couple of reasonably smokin lesbians might just do the trick, to turn a phrase.

Straightzi

Man, if the man doesn't want to post them, he doesn't have to post them.


Although passing them on to a confidante styled source to confirm or deny hotness via PM is an old method too.

Kovak

man you guys gayed up my thread after i left last night

Straightzi

It got pretty horrible.

Blake T

NotACrook wrote: »

Kantankeris wrote: »

Mully knows how to orally please a woman because she has a home-court advantage. Shibby, has your lesbian roommate ever been brought to orgasm orally? If so she should know what the proper procedure is.

I also bet a lot of straight dudes could suck a mean dick if they had to.

At the very least a beginner lesbian would be better at cunnilingus than your typical beginner guy I would think.

Man what?

I've been on some sweet rollercoasters before but that doesn't make me qualified to give structural engineering advice.

As a qualified structural engineer I really need to point out that to give qualified structural engineering advice you really need to ride the ferris wheel and make a bridge made out of some kind of wheat based pasta. (The gluten free stuff really has a low modulus of elasticity)

Blake T

Also has anyone quoted wikihow for this thread?