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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Maybe she was on to something? No sane person would have that many cats.

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I AM POOPING RIGHT NOW GUYS

    BUT MY KEYBOARD IS OVER HERE

    HOW DO I DO IT!?

  • YaYaYaYa ... ...wanna fight?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    LAPTOP?!

    OR YOU'RE REALLY REED RICHARDS?

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    the worst neighbors are the bastards who call the police over insignificant shit

    As a security guard for a pair of apartment buildings, I get this a lot. Really frustrating to go up, hear nothing out the ordinary, leave, get called again by somebody with super-hearing or something, and have to ask bewildered tenants to keep down noise that's barely there to start with.

  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User
    edited March 2008
    That reminds me, I had a neighbor who at some point last year took it into her head to start propping her garage windows open - assumedly to spy on us. It wasn't an unfounded assumption at the time. Her garage was right up against the fence and if she had those windows open, she had the best view in the world of our yard. I don't even know why she'd want to, but years before, I would often hear my dad loudly complaining to my mom about how that lady's husband across the yard was giving him creepy stares and the like.

    We grabbed a big old fence panel that we had for no real reason and propped it up against the fence in front of her garage, so any attempts to spy through those windows were shot. Apparently she wasn't too happy about that because coming home and finding the fence pushed down into our yard, crushing all the plants in front of it, became very common. I was rightly pissed off, as no stunted old bitch has any business knocking over stuff that isn't hers, so I propped it back up every time. And pounded stakes into the ground to reinforce it.

    Neighbor lady wasn't happy with that either. She actually had the audacity to get into her car, drive around the block, stop in the middle of the street where my mother was working in the front yard, roll down her window, and confront her about it. Apparently that wire fence that we were leaning the panel against was hers, and she didn't want anything touching it. She was repelled with the same amount of bombast.

    Craving a long-term solution to the problem, mom got fed up and decided to build a proper wooden fence in that spot, to run in front of the regular wire fence that was already there. One afternoon while me and her were out working on it, neighbor lady traipses up and starts bitching some more, so I sit back and watch my mom tell her off for about five straight minutes, and finish with a flourish: "Now you turn around and you walk back into that house and you shut the door and be quiet. And if you speak to me again I will call the police." And, with victory in sight, kept yelling as the subdued neighbor beat her retreat.

    She tried to report us to the city or something later, saying there was an uninsured car in the driveway and stagnant water in the pool or whatever, but we dressed everything up real nice when they sent out an inspector and no one suspected a thing. Then we finished the fence and hammered a pair of "no trespassing" signs right in the spots that her garage windows would look out on, so she'd see her stupidity every time she went to get a socket wrench or something.

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Dude she can't get into Narnia now.

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  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User
    edited March 2008
    since when do they let middle-aged women into narnia

    edit: regarding the previous post, this is not to say that there actually was stagnant water in the pool and an uninsured car in the driveway

    they were fabrications

  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I had a thread somewhat like this

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited March 2008
    UNF UNF UNF UNF

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    regarding the previous post, this is not to say that there actually was stagnant water in the pool and an uninsured car in the driveway

    they were fabrications

    We have somebody in the neighbourhood who does that, except for real stuff. like calling the cops for little known and rarely enforced by-laws, such as parking a vehicle in front of the house (instead of beside) is apparently a finable offence (even if the driveway extends to in front of the house)

    Damn nuisance.

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My neighbours are very quiet and keep to themselves, but my sister's puppy got Addison's Disease and we needed a thousand in addition to what we had to pay the vet off. My girlfriend and I were stuck in their office for a couple hours while my mom and sister drove home around midnight to make some calls to relatives, crying their eyes out since the pup had just gotten an injection earlier in the day that saved his life.

    So we have the puppy at the end of his rope in the back, and we're waiting in the office. I get a call on my phone.

    My mom goes on to tell me that while outside crying, the neighbour saw them and asked what was wrong. She explains the situation, and the guy just goes inside and hands them some bills. She thanks him, but he interrupts her and says "Hold on, that's not quite it," goes back inside, and pulls out another $200. He counts it, satisfied, and hands her the thousand. She thanks him, and he just brushes it off and heads back inside.

    The doctor walks in, asks if we got the money, I say yes, and he tells me they've already done the blood work, the dog just needs to rest now.

    My neighbour is pretty awesome.

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    regarding the previous post, this is not to say that there actually was stagnant water in the pool and an uninsured car in the driveway

    they were fabrications

    We have somebody in the neighbourhood who does that, except for real stuff. like calling the cops for little known and rarely enforced by-laws, such as parking a vehicle in front of the house (instead of beside) is apparently a finable offence (even if the driveway extends to in front of the house)

    Damn nuisance.

    We had someone like that in our old neighborhood.

    One morning he woke up to find the tires on all his cars slashed and his gas tanks full of sugar.

  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    We have somebody in the neighbourhood who does that, except for real stuff. like calling the cops for little known and rarely enforced by-laws, such as parking a vehicle in front of the house (instead of beside) is apparently a finable offence (even if the driveway extends to in front of the house)

    Damn nuisance.

    There's always just been that one neighbor. Everyone else is for the most part cool.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My neighbours are very quiet and keep to themselves, but my sister's puppy got Addison's Disease and we needed a thousand in addition to what we had to pay the vet off. My girlfriend and I were stuck in their office for a couple hours while my mom and sister drove home around midnight to make some calls to relatives, crying their eyes out since the pup had just gotten an injection earlier in the day that saved his life.

    So we have the puppy at the end of his rope in the back, and we're waiting in the office. I get a call on my phone.

    My mom goes on to tell me that while outside crying, the neighbour saw them and asked what was wrong. She explains the situation, and the guy just goes inside and hands them some bills. She thanks him, but he interrupts her and says "Hold on, that's not quite it," goes back inside, and pulls out another $200. He counts it, satisfied, and hands her the thousand. She thanks him, and he just brushes it off and heads back inside.

    The doctor walks in, asks if we got the money, I say yes, and he tells me they've already done the blood work, the dog just needs to rest now.

    My neighbour is pretty awesome.

    Man I hope you gave him a blow job or some shit.

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    My neighbours are very quiet and keep to themselves, but my sister's puppy got Addison's Disease and we needed a thousand in addition to what we had to pay the vet off. My girlfriend and I were stuck in their office for a couple hours while my mom and sister drove home around midnight to make some calls to relatives, crying their eyes out since the pup had just gotten an injection earlier in the day that saved his life.

    So we have the puppy at the end of his rope in the back, and we're waiting in the office. I get a call on my phone.

    My mom goes on to tell me that while outside crying, the neighbour saw them and asked what was wrong. She explains the situation, and the guy just goes inside and hands them some bills. She thanks him, but he interrupts her and says "Hold on, that's not quite it," goes back inside, and pulls out another $200. He counts it, satisfied, and hands her the thousand. She thanks him, and he just brushes it off and heads back inside.

    The doctor walks in, asks if we got the money, I say yes, and he tells me they've already done the blood work, the dog just needs to rest now.

    My neighbour is pretty awesome.

    Man I hope you gave him a blow job or some shit.

    Me? Nah, my sister.

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  • AmbassadorAmbassador Registered User
    edited March 2008
    I had a pretty interesting neighbourhood to grow up in. My parents own a house in a ritzy part of Sydney so my neighbours have all been football players and actors. Our closest neighbours to the right were surgeons, who were never home, and to the left, a retired international rugby player. He was cool, gave my family box seats to all the Wallabies' home games.

    Really glad I didn't grow up in a crack neighbourhood.

  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    There was basically 6 kids in my street who hung out regularly. We pretty much just went down hills on things with wheels all day

    big hills

    300 meters long at a 30 degree angle. We were walking injuries, people often passed by calling us crazy, and soon we saw other kids doing it. The next step up followed after a year or so of going down hills. So it was soon a regular occurance to have 3-6 10-14 year olds going down a massive hill at teh same time, trying to kick and punch each other off at high speed

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    My neighbors are the jerk Christian type. They are alright guys to say hi to when on a walk but they seem to like to push Jesus onto others who aren't members of their uber church.

    I still remember the time that they sent me home from playing with their son when I went in there with this new game called "pokiemans red" where these little monsters 'evolve'. My squirtle had just evolved and I, the excited youth that I was, shouted "Look! He's evolving!" Just then the dad asked me to pack it up and get going, it was suspiciously time for dinner (at like, 2 in the afternoon). It annoyed me to be sent away like that, only to have their son run up to his bedroom window and shout out that he can't play pokiemans anymore because he can't believe in evolution.

    So much about that day annoyed me, it's probably what got me going against religion now that I think about it more.

  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Pokiemans is the bringer of hate

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  • TwentyFiveTouchesHeartTwentyFiveTouchesHeart Registered User
    edited March 2008
    I have a friend who told me a story about a neighbor he had years ago. I guess she was crazy and, although she was white and blonde, considered herself Native American, going so far as to change her name legally to "Phoenix Ambrosia Goldenfire". She would burn strange smelling incense and listen to Indian music loudly, shouting along in some made up language.

    My current neighbors like me a lot, since they work strange hours, and can listen to music or watch TV loudly in the middle of the night and I can not tell. Every once in a while I will feel some bass coming from their wall and that means they are having a party. I have an open invitation to them, but I rarely go. They are pretty good neighbors I think.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    my neighbors in wyoming were interesting folks for the most part. there was morris, who was a 45 year old super-pothead who used to come over and watch raiders games with my dad. guy was like a white tommy chong, could play a mean guitar, and made EXCELLENT fudge. he'd been clean for many years be the time we lived across the street from him, but he still had that kinda stereotypical slowed speech and lingo. there were "the lesbians", two women of about middle age who paid my brother to take care of their dogs on their frequent vacations. ten bucks a day plus tip for a week, usually! :o The Wilds, the family of my brother's best friend Sean, were Mormons, and some of the nicest people I've ever met. Jordan and Bailey were our female friends when we were wee, and their parents Kate and Roger once got hammered and made us all dance to motown best of with them at like seven pm after they'd thrown a barbecue. That was good times. Behind us lived a kid we all called "Darth Steve" due to his astonishing nerdiness. There were a lot of kids on our block, so we always played together in the summer, usually baseball or touch football in the street or capture the flag, with the alleys behind our houses being the boundaries for play.

    there was also a MASSIVE open field that was right next to a rather steep sledding hill right near our house that was always fun to play around in. :^:

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  • PussumPussum Registered User
    edited March 2008
    since when do they let middle-aged women into narnia

    edit: regarding the previous post, this is not to say that there actually was stagnant water in the pool and an uninsured car in the driveway

    they were fabrications

    How is the car with no insurance in your driveway an issue? Its your property right? So how can the city fine you or something over that? If it was parked in the street that is one thing, but in your own driveway . . . they have no authority over that shit. If it was like that millions of "project-cars" would be towed out of aspiring grease monkeys drive ways everywhere. I am also not sure about the stagnant water. Whats the issue with that?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    haha as if you'd eat seafood soup you found on your doorstep

    edit: okay yeah i would

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    My current neighbors like me a lot, since they work strange hours, and can listen to music or watch TV loudly in the middle of the night and I can not tell. Every once in a while I will feel some bass coming from their wall and that means they are having a party. I have an open invitation to them, but I rarely go. They are pretty good neighbors I think.

    I take it you're deaf, which makes your avatar pretty clever.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Pussum wrote: »
    since when do they let middle-aged women into narnia

    edit: regarding the previous post, this is not to say that there actually was stagnant water in the pool and an uninsured car in the driveway

    they were fabrications

    How is the car with no insurance in your driveway an issue? Its your property right? So how can the city fine you or something over that? If it was parked in the street that is one thing, but in your own driveway . . . they have no authority over that shit. If it was like that millions of "project-cars" would be towed out of aspiring grease monkeys drive ways everywhere. I am also not sure about the stagnant water. Whats the issue with that?

    Stagnant water is where mosquitos like to lay their eggs, and with West Nile virus moving further west each year, all the cities are trying to reduce mosquito populations as much as possible.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • PussumPussum Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Pussum wrote: »
    since when do they let middle-aged women into narnia

    edit: regarding the previous post, this is not to say that there actually was stagnant water in the pool and an uninsured car in the driveway

    they were fabrications

    How is the car with no insurance in your driveway an issue? Its your property right? So how can the city fine you or something over that? If it was parked in the street that is one thing, but in your own driveway . . . they have no authority over that shit. If it was like that millions of "project-cars" would be towed out of aspiring grease monkeys drive ways everywhere. I am also not sure about the stagnant water. Whats the issue with that?

    Stagnant water is where mosquitos like to lay their eggs, and with West Nile virus moving further west each year, all the cities are trying to reduce mosquito populations as much as possible.

    Ok, that makes good sense, but the car thing still kind of throws me a bit.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Pussum wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Pussum wrote: »
    since when do they let middle-aged women into narnia

    edit: regarding the previous post, this is not to say that there actually was stagnant water in the pool and an uninsured car in the driveway

    they were fabrications

    How is the car with no insurance in your driveway an issue? Its your property right? So how can the city fine you or something over that? If it was parked in the street that is one thing, but in your own driveway . . . they have no authority over that shit. If it was like that millions of "project-cars" would be towed out of aspiring grease monkeys drive ways everywhere. I am also not sure about the stagnant water. Whats the issue with that?

    Stagnant water is where mosquitos like to lay their eggs, and with West Nile virus moving further west each year, all the cities are trying to reduce mosquito populations as much as possible.

    Ok, that makes good sense, but the car thing still kind of throws me a bit.

    It's usually just a by-law for aesthic reasons, encourage people to get rid of derelict vehicles they have no means or intention of repairing. Most cities with a by-law like that in effect allow owners to get exemption permits specifically for situations where they may have a project car or something they are actually working on.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    stagnant water also starts to smell awful when it's been there long enough for stuff to start living in it.

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  • PussumPussum Registered User
    edited March 2008
    We had maybe .5 - 1 inch of snow fall last night. By 7:00 a.m. today half of it had melted away. My neighbor was out clearing her walk WITH HER SNOW BLOWER. It was on and running but it wasn't blowing anything because there was not enough snow to speak of for it to actually blow. All it was really doing was as she pushed it the snow was accumulating in front of it and being pushed to the side much like a bulldozer. She did the entire sidewalk. . . 7:00 A.M.

    I know most people are up by 7:00 a.m. and either out the door for school or going to work, but to me that is just plain rude and obnoxious. I tried to take pictures of her no trespassing signs and cameras but the snow covered up the cameras and since it was fat, wet, chunky snow every picture I took outside looked like crap because of the light reflecting off the flakes. Maybe I'll do it today.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    rape her.


    show her who's boss.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    rape her.


    show her who's boss.
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I didn't see that pick load and I was going to quote you with a Tony Danza pic. The first gis image was not something I wanted to see.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited March 2008
    You should remember to turn safe-search back on when you're done looking at porn.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sound advice

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  • Emerlmaster999Emerlmaster999 Got my Freedom SpoonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Two families in my neighborhood seem to be lacking in the intellect department. Relative wall-o-text.

    1) The family right next door is a relatively new one, with two little kids no older than 4. As with little kids, they wanted a pet, so they got a dog. With the father working nights and sleeping during the day and the mother busy raising the kids, the dog was left to its own devices in the yard. The damn thing dug under the fence and started harassing our outdoor rabbits (this was at least three years ago when they didn't have the second kid yet, and when the rabbits were still alive). After the third time the dog bore into our backyard (and, subsequently, the third time of yelling at them), the father ended up giving the dog to his parents, mostly since no one really took care of it. Afterwards, they got a rabbit, probably because they saw ours. Only the idiot kept it in the former dog's outdoor pen- no cage at all. Rabbits dig burrows in the wild. The rabbit escaped (no duh) and started hanging out with ours, eating whatever food fell from their cages. We caught it and returned it twice, yet he still put it into the dog pen (which, I must add, still possessed a clear escape route for the rabbit.) The third time we caught it, we said, "Screw it, it's more ours anyway," and kept it. It was winter, so it would've frozen had we not rescued it. The neighbors never came around asking about it.

    2) This family consisted of a drunken abusive father, a "lady of the evening" mother, and their three daughters who demanded that they each have their own stuff, going as far as having their own copies of movies since sharing must be the devil's policy over there. About 4 years ago, the father up and left without a word. The mother has worked at McDonalds to try to support her three brats, and doesn't cook anything aside from Kraft Easy Mac (if that can be considered "cooking"). They took in some illegal immigrants as boarders to make some extra money (an oxymoron, to be sure). In that time frame, the eldest daughter was proposed to by some lazy-ass prospectless band freak at the age of 17. Haven't seen her since. The middle child dropped out of high school in her senior year, and the youngest would stalk my mother and sister during the entirety of the summer by riding her bike back and forth in front of our house, assumedly at her mother's command. I swear, every time we would go out somewhere, the minute we would get home we would get a phone call from her demanding why we didn't tell her where we were going.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    My current neighbors like me a lot, since they work strange hours, and can listen to music or watch TV loudly in the middle of the night and I can not tell. Every once in a while I will feel some bass coming from their wall and that means they are having a party. I have an open invitation to them, but I rarely go. They are pretty good neighbors I think.

    I take it you're deaf, which makes your avatar pretty clever.

    Bingo.

    She's deaf as a doornail.

    edit:

    Einhander: hey
    Einhander: they know you are doomed
    Foldedhands: haha
    Foldedhands: when I moved in they (my neighbors) were not home
    Foldedhands: so I left them a note on their door that said something like
    Foldedhands: "Hi, I am your new neighbor
    Foldedhands: I am deaf, so if there is a fire in the night please come and knock down my door and get me
    Foldedhands: so I do not die. Thanks."
    Foldedhands: they thought it was funny
    Einhander: good god
    Foldedhands: yeah, but now I have smoke detectors that strobe
    Foldedhands: so I will not die in a fire
    Einhander: ummmm yeah
    Einhander: unless you are asleep when the fire starts
    Foldedhands: hahahaha go to hell

  • SilvoculousSilvoculous Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Pussum wrote: »
    How is the car with no insurance in your driveway an issue? Its your property right? So how can the city fine you or something over that? If it was parked in the street that is one thing, but in your own driveway . . . they have no authority over that shit. If it was like that millions of "project-cars" would be towed out of aspiring grease monkeys drive ways everywhere. I am also not sure about the stagnant water. Whats the issue with that?

    Now that I think about it, I think it was something to the effect of it being there and no one was using it. "Unused car in the driveway." But still, you're right, no one has authority over that. I don't know what that lady was trying to get at. The car was sitting there unused because it had been having transmission problems.

    You could probably lay blame on someone for stagnant pool water if it were so bad that you could smell it from some distance away. I...I don't even know. She was crazy.

    Edit: Balefuego and Ruckus actually make sense.

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i've never really gotten to know my neighbors

    we occasionally chat for a minute when we congregate in the hall simultaneously to see if everyone's power is out or it's localized

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