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Joss Whedon Hates This Goddamned Joss Whedon Meme

ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
edited March 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
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"Why are you guys raping my name? Why? It makes me sadder than when I killed off half my cast in that one episode of that show."

ElJeffe on
[While watching popcorn in the microwave]
Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Seriously. What the fuck is with this? He's not even that good.

  • CraigopogoCraigopogo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    He does kind of have that "unassuming but vaguely creepy" look of a guy who the neighbors would tell a reporter, the day after the arrest, "He was so quiet, and kept to himself. I can't believe he was a rapist and a cannibal."

  • EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    Seriously. What the fuck is with this? He's not even that good.

    I'd have to disagree; he is that good. But the meme is nonetheless odd and surprising.

    And the OP was hyperbolic. At the most he only kills off a quarter of a cast at a time.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    J**s W****n is a god amongst mortals and his name shall not be blasphemed.

    [While watching popcorn in the microwave]
    Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
    Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
    Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
    Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"
  • OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User
    edited March 2008
    You people watched roseanne?

    the GOP shouldn't give a rats ass about them since they won't vote for them. If someone won't vote for you they might as well not exist.
  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Joss Whedon has created the best television shows that were not Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, or the Wire.

    He also writes some neat comics.

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    Joss Whedon has created the best television shows that were not Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, or the Wire.

    With that, I have lost all faith in humanity.

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Is Jeffe admitting to being Joss Whedon in some clever ruse? Just like in that one episode.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't think it's a meme, I think it's just Celery.

  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I've discovered that if you properly rearrange the letters in Joss Whedon's name you get
    Spoiler:

  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Satan. wrote: »
    Seriously. What the fuck is with this? He's not even that good.

    I have to agree. The dude is nothing more than a nerd that gets paid to write out nerd fantasies for a living.

    Yes, I've seen Firefly. It's OK, at best.

    I think Celery was putting Joss Whedon's name in the title of his threads because he knows that the secret to getting the attention of people in D&D is to either make really trite topics about flash-in-the-pan political issues, or make a thread about Joss Whedon. Or create a thread about freshman philosophy topics.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Crushing pussy; Marry a man Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't think it's a meme, I think it's just Celery.
    And now ElJeffe.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    His Astonishing X-Men run was pretty cliche at the start but after a while he totally redeemed himself. Now if only he'd keep up the pace so other X-books didn't have to spoil his twists.

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    I don't think it's a meme, I think it's just Celery.

    Unless celery is himself a meme.

    A meme from the streets yo.

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  • zakkielzakkiel Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Krunk wrote:
    I have to agree. The dude is nothing more than a nerd that gets paid to write out nerd fantasies for a living.

    Yes, I've seen Firefly. It's OK, at best.

    I think Celery was putting Joss Whedon's name in the title of his threads because he knows that the secret to getting the attention of people in D&D is to either make really trite topics about flash-in-the-pan political issues, or make a thread about Joss Whedon. Or create a thread about freshman philosophy topics.
    Wow, you're willing to shit all over things other people love? You must be, like, really cool. Can I be your friend?

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  • sanstodosanstodo Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    zakkiel wrote: »
    Krunk wrote:
    I have to agree. The dude is nothing more than a nerd that gets paid to write out nerd fantasies for a living.

    Yes, I've seen Firefly. It's OK, at best.

    I think Celery was putting Joss Whedon's name in the title of his threads because he knows that the secret to getting the attention of people in D&D is to either make really trite topics about flash-in-the-pan political issues, or make a thread about Joss Whedon. Or create a thread about freshman philosophy topics.
    Wow, you're willing to shit all over things other people love? You must be, like, really cool. Can I be your friend?

    And like, all writers are little more than people who like to read who write things for people who like to read. IT'S ALL A LIE!

    And Firefly is definitely better than OK, at least when viewed through anything other than asshole glasses.

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  • MikeMcSomethingMikeMcSomething Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Joss Whedon wrote Alien:Resurrection didn't he?

  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I watched an episode of Firefly once. It was ok.

  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited March 2008
    This...this is sad.

    I mean for god's sakes guys, he won't bring Firefly back no matter how much you worship him.

    Hell even i want Firefly back. <img class=" title=":cry:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

  • NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Joss Whedon wrote Alien:Resurrection didn't he?

    Yeah but in his defence he hated the final product. He also co-wrote the Toy Story screenplay IIRC.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Firefly... Was that like... a nature show or something?

  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited March 2008
    COWBOYS IN SPACE!!!!


    *looks at cowboy bebop*


    (though i suppose cowboy bebop was a slightly different take on cowboys in space)

  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Cowboy Bebop wasn't really about cowboys in space so much as it was about the music and the way the music blended with the style of everything else in the show to create a particular aesthetic that makes you go "damn, the story totally wasn't even the point here, this was awesome".

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    edited March 2008
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    WMain00 wrote: »
    COWBOYS IN SPACE!!!!


    *looks at cowboy bebop*


    (though i suppose cowboy bebop was a slightly different take on cowboys in space)

    I always saw it as a mix between Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, spaghetti westerns, and awesome.

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  • ForarForar #432 Already prepping for Toronto Fan Expo!Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    moniker wrote: »
    I always saw it as a mix between Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, spaghetti westerns, and awesome.

    I never watched Outlaw Star, but that seems to about sum up my thoughts on the matter.

    As I noted the first time I watched it; Mal is the badass that George Lucas will never let Han Solo be.

    Also: I don't care if the basic premises have been done before, Astonishing X-Men is pure Awesome.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    I totally did not see this turning into a semi-legitimate thread.

    [While watching popcorn in the microwave]
    Maddie: "Look Riley, the bag's as big as your head now!"
    Riley: "Hahaha, yeah!"
    Maddie: "Look, now it's as big as your butt!"
    Riley: "Omigosh, it looks just like my butt!"
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I did not intend for my thread title to start a shitty annoying chain of thread titles, I apologize.

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  • JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I think The Cat started it with the prostitution split thread.

  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS
    edited March 2008
    Did I stumble into [chat]?

  • shrykeshryke Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Cowboy Bebop wasn't really about cowboys in space so much as it was about the music and the way the music blended with the style of everything else in the show to create a particular aesthetic that makes you go "damn, the story totally wasn't even the point here, this was awesome".

    Buy the soundtrack.

  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    Mai-Kero wrote: »
    Joss Whedon has created the best television shows that were not Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, or the Wire.

    Or M*A*S*H, Black Adder, Futurama, the Chappelle Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Deadwood, South Park, Fawlty Towers, Band of Brothers, Monty Python, Planet Earth, the Muppet Show, or SportsCenter.

    Joss Whedon would probably agree.

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