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Who stole the [chat]ies from the [chat]ie jar?

FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understandingGNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
edited March 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I hate french.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fucking thing didn't work Had to go with original idea

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm gonna take the title as an eddy izzard reference whether you like it or not.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Those look like cookies. Are those cookies? Because they look like cookies.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Is that supposed to be French? Because it should read "Le [chat] est là sur la table".

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    Awww, it's his first time.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Dammit, now I want some cookies.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Brawl in 10?

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    now I look like an idiot and so does richy.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fuck you Elks. I wanted to make a clever Izzard reference using pictures of cats and periodic tables, but the godsdamned thing fucked up, and I know I'm on a limited schedule here.

    Also, Variable gets it

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    want cookies now.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Images in an OP are a cry for attention.
    I can't even start threads right now...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    By the way to clarify: I hate you because I don't have cookies and now want them.

    Fuck.

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    Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ITT: cookies craved and fools pitied.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Warren Ellis on his Castlevania movie wrote:
    Also, a film where bastards explode when they get whipped, people get set on fire, and Alucard has no clothes on.
    Yes

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hey, Elendil, wanna Brawl in a bit?

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    Hey, Elendil, wanna Brawl in a bit?
    In a few minutes, I guess. Not right now. Maybe 15 minutes or so.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    Hey, Elendil, wanna Brawl in a bit?
    In a few minutes, I guess. Not right now. Maybe 15 minutes or so.
    Sweet. I need about that much time anyway.

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    FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm not sure if I want to play Brawl, continue image searching, or eat.

    I am not in the mood for cookies.

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Frosteey wrote: »
    I'm not sure if I want to play Brawl, continue image searching, or eat.

    I am not in the mood for cookies.
    How is this physically possible?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn't enough to close its doors.

    That's because the city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone under the age of 18.

    The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.

    "If they're not shut down, it's like they're giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club," said the mother of the 12-year-old. The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim.
    Wow

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    alright guys

    my favourite person in the world who has changed my life in many positive ways is going to leave for brazil for the summer, and i'm going to go tell them how much i love them and hug and cry like a little bitch because i'm so tired and also a wuss

    have a good night y'all

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    I thought she looked 15!

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    FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn't enough to close its doors.

    That's because the city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone under the age of 18.

    The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.

    "If they're not shut down, it's like they're giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club," said the mother of the 12-year-old. The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim.
    Wow
    That's what I call Fucked Up.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    I'm not sure if I want to play Brawl, continue image searching, or eat.

    I am not in the mood for cookies.
    How is this physically possible?

    I have a toothache right now and my desire to eat chewy, chocolate chip cookies is less than nil. It hurts my teeth even thinking about it.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn't enough to close its doors.

    That's because the city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone under the age of 18.

    The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.

    "If they're not shut down, it's like they're giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club," said the mother of the 12-year-old. The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim.
    Wow
    Oh god. I really hate my state. And my city.

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    ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    The mere fact that a 12-year-old girl danced nude at a northwest Dallas strip club isn't enough to close its doors.

    That's because the city ordinance that regulates sexually oriented businesses does not allow authorities to revoke the license of such a business for employing someone under the age of 18.

    The sixth-grader danced at Diamonds Cabaret over a two-week period late last year, authorities say. They also say they found a 17-year-old girl working in the club in January.

    "If they're not shut down, it's like they're giving them permission to have underage girls dancing and working in that club," said the mother of the 12-year-old. The mother is not being named because her daughter, a runaway at the time of the incident, is considered a sexual assault victim.
    Wow
    That's what I call Fucked Up.

    Texas: It's like a whole 'nother Third World country.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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    FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sometimes I just don't want cookies...

    ---

    But my school cafeteria does have these amazing oatmeal chocolate-party cookies. A gooey cookie with perfectly melted chocolate chips, chunks, and M&Ms. Pretty easily makes my top 3.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Salad, whenever you're ready to play, open up a room.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Salad, whenever you're ready to play, open up a room.
    Alright. Just have to drag the Wii down to the big screen.

    See you in 3 minutes.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2008
    I'm catching up on Heroes. 8 episodes to go.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Wierd Japanese drama my brother bought because the people on the cover were wearing neat armor.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Rooms up.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And I got booted. Lag was pretty awful anyway.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    How do so many guys manage to never learn how to bake? It's not like it's any different from a 100 level chem-lab.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Note to self: there is a reason the girl doesn't let you cook any more. 6 eggs in a green tortilla of some kind covered in cheese and tabasco sauce != dinner.

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    Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    And I got booted. Lag was pretty awful anyway.
    Sorry. Probably my friend.

    God, I hate him sometimes.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ViolentChemistry wrote: »
    How do so many guys manage to never learn how to bake? It's not like it's any different from a 100 level chem-lab.
    You try titrating stuff till it turns just the right tinge of qualitative pink. ITS NOT EASY.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    And I got booted. Lag was pretty awful anyway.
    Sorry. Probably my friend.

    God, I hate him sometimes.
    Eh, it happens. I wasn't sure how this one would fare anyway, given the distance.

    Things I learned: Ice Climbers do not respond well to lag.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Elendil wrote: »
    Gorilla Salad wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    And I got booted. Lag was pretty awful anyway.
    Sorry. Probably my friend.

    God, I hate him sometimes.
    Eh, it happens. I wasn't sure how this one would fare anyway, given the distance.

    Things I learned: Ice Climbers do not respond well to sucking donkey cock .

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