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I am beginning to have my doubts

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »

    played it

    lost one time

    tastes rank, but it was on a jaffa cake so at least there was something to mask the taste

    God damnit

  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    don't be babies

  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited March 2008
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    don't be babies

    if babies don't eat semen than sure I'm a baby

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This thread is now about Nuzak.

    Nuzak, why the fuck were you playing Soggy Bisquit?

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Speak No Evil. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    fucking close this this thread now and chatlog it

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This thread is now about Nuzak.

    Nuzak, why the fuck were you playing Soggy Bisquit?

    epic boredom, like most things

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oh god it gets better

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No. You don't eat semen because nothing good was on TV.

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    This thread is now about Nuzak.

    Nuzak, why the fuck were you playing Soggy Bisquit?

    i think nuzak needs an intervention

    a don't eat several men's sperm on a jaffa cake intervention

    that is a waste of a jaffa cake

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Elaborate on the masturbating with other guys on a cake part

    What excited you the most? The cake or the numerous phallus pointing at it?

  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    This thread is now about Nuzak.

    Nuzak, why the fuck were you playing Soggy Bisquit?

    for the hot taste of semen, like most things

  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No. You don't eat semen because nothing good was on TV.

    there was no TV

    we were on holiday

  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Junpei wrote: »
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    Spoiler:

    lesbian Spank Inferno is a serious documentary! It was made my a group of Lesbian filmmakers!


    IT'S NOT PORN!

    You made my day : D

    When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name!

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  • jackaljackal Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    When you cover a biscuit with semen, I don't think the actual biscuit matters. You know what I mean? It's like if someone breaks into your house and doesn't wipe their feet first. The feet wiping part goes into background of the story.

    Nuzak, how did you get more than yourself to beat off onto a cookie? How many other people were there?

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    don't be babies

    if babies don't eat semen than sure I'm a baby
    On Babies:
    DO NOT MICROWAVE THE BABY

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    How many of them were blacks

    I NEED ANSWERS

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    don't be babies

    if babies don't eat semen than sure I'm a baby
    On Babies:
    DO NOT MICROWAVE THE BABY

    the first comment is amazing beyond compare

    STEAM
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    No. You don't eat semen because nothing good was on TV.

    there was no TV

    we were on holiday
    What a shitty vacation.

    "Where'd you go for the summer?"
    "I went to space camp."
    "I ate semen."

  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak, there's nothing to be ashamed of. We've all done it, it's just part of growing up. Like learning to ride a bike...covered in semen.

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    No. You don't eat semen because nothing good was on TV.

    there was no TV

    we were on holiday
    What a shitty vacation.

    "Where'd you go for the summer?"
    "I went to space camp."
    "I ate semen."

    ''Gosh, this is really boring guys, what should we do?''
    ''Lets masturbate on cakes and eat them''

  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    So since PI said this is about roomates. Oh god do I have roomate stories.

    Lets start Here

    So 3 roomates and me home. The one with the backwards hat, is Allen. Allen was pissed for a few reasons
    1) our roomate Brad had turned the living room into his LARP weapon central, and the room was filled with the foam he used to make swords and stuff as well as some of his cloths.
    2) Appearently only 2 of us ever changed the trash, me and him
    3) He was drunk and our other roomate Tom broke one of the kitchen chairs.

    Tom was the other drunk one, they got into an agrument, Allen threw shit all over the back yard, then stated smashing chairs out front. Tom tried jumping in to stop him, and they got into a foam noodle/sword fight that ended with Tom whipping Allen with his belt. Then they went inside where I (the fat one) was cooking soup. Where Allen said the other 2 whos shit he threw all over the yard could "Suck his cock"

    Allen then proceeds to toss some Cinderblocks he found somewhere and breaks them on the ground (We later found out that the broken peices hit some cars out front. Whoops) and then him and Tom sing "I shot the Sherrif" then they go break more cinderblocks and hit more cars. Huzza! The filmer was my roomate Joe.

    Can't you see it in my eyes, I'm the one I'm the ONE TWO THREE FOUR I'm not like the other guys, (he's not like anybody, well..) That's not completely right There's a few that I'm just like Steven and the Stevens, We're gonna make you smile. Me, myself, and I and him, Are all the same guy.Steven and the Stevens, Come on now don't be shy. Me myself and I and him (That's me!) Are all the same guy.
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    When you cover a biscuit with semen, I don't think the actual biscuit matters. You know what I mean? It's like if someone breaks into your house and doesn't wipe their feet first. The feet wiping part goes into background of the story.

    well it's more like 'well shit, they broke in, but at least the floor isn't dirty'

    you have to keep a positive view on these things
    Nuzak, how did you get more than yourself to beat off onto a cookie? How many other people were there?

    there were 3 of us

    it was a pact

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak, there's nothing to be ashamed of. We've all done it, it's just part of growing up. Like learning to ride a bike...covered in semen.

    That way you stick to the seat and dont fall off

  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User
    edited March 2008
    this is why idle hands are the devil's playthings

  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    When you cover a biscuit with semen, I don't think the actual biscuit matters. You know what I mean? It's like if someone breaks into your house and doesn't wipe their feet first. The feet wiping part goes into background of the story.

    well it's more like 'well shit, they broke in, but at least the floor isn't dirty'

    you have to keep a positive view on these things
    Nuzak, how did you get more than yourself to beat off onto a cookie? How many other people were there?

    there were 3 of us

    it was a pact

    how does this ever come to be an option

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    When you cover a biscuit with semen, I don't think the actual biscuit matters. You know what I mean? It's like if someone breaks into your house and doesn't wipe their feet first. The feet wiping part goes into background of the story.

    well it's more like 'well shit, they broke in, but at least the floor isn't dirty'

    you have to keep a positive view on these things
    Nuzak, how did you get more than yourself to beat off onto a cookie? How many other people were there?

    there were 3 of us

    it was a pact

    ''Fuck, I just ate my friends semen, but at least I had this really good cake''

  • JunpeiJunpei Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    When you cover a biscuit with semen, I don't think the actual biscuit matters. You know what I mean? It's like if someone breaks into your house and doesn't wipe their feet first. The feet wiping part goes into background of the story.

    well it's more like 'well shit, they broke in, but at least the floor isn't dirty'

    you have to keep a positive view on these things
    Nuzak, how did you get more than yourself to beat off onto a cookie? How many other people were there?

    there were 3 of us

    it was a pact

    how does this ever come to be an option

    Novelty dartboard, options were Go Swimming, Go Hiking, Sleep all Day, Play Soggy Biscuit. Nuzak has really good aim ; )

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    When you cover a biscuit with semen, I don't think the actual biscuit matters. You know what I mean? It's like if someone breaks into your house and doesn't wipe their feet first. The feet wiping part goes into background of the story.

    well it's more like 'well shit, they broke in, but at least the floor isn't dirty'

    you have to keep a positive view on these things
    Nuzak, how did you get more than yourself to beat off onto a cookie? How many other people were there?

    there were 3 of us

    it was a pact

    how does this ever come to be an option

    you don't understand alright

    you weren't there

    it's like being blood brothers, but instead, it's being the jizz biscuit bitch for the day

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Obviously you guys weren't sworn to secrecy.

    Nuzak, quit fucking pussyfooting around. Tell us what fucking happened already. Please.

  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited March 2008
    They were all latently attracted to each other, but needed the convenient Jaffa Cake to act as a buffer for their homosexual urges. Happens all the time.

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    When you cover a biscuit with semen, I don't think the actual biscuit matters. You know what I mean? It's like if someone breaks into your house and doesn't wipe their feet first. The feet wiping part goes into background of the story.

    well it's more like 'well shit, they broke in, but at least the floor isn't dirty'

    you have to keep a positive view on these things
    Nuzak, how did you get more than yourself to beat off onto a cookie? How many other people were there?

    there were 3 of us

    it was a pact

    how does this ever come to be an option

    you don't understand alright

    you weren't there

    it's like being blood brothers, but instead, it's being the jizz biscuit bitch for the day

    Sperm brothers

  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User
    edited March 2008
    I don't know Penguin, he ate the biscuit, I think he has some slack to pussyfoot around

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    this thread is just too beautiful

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    When you cover a biscuit with semen, I don't think the actual biscuit matters. You know what I mean? It's like if someone breaks into your house and doesn't wipe their feet first. The feet wiping part goes into background of the story.

    well it's more like 'well shit, they broke in, but at least the floor isn't dirty'

    you have to keep a positive view on these things
    Nuzak, how did you get more than yourself to beat off onto a cookie? How many other people were there?

    there were 3 of us

    it was a pact

    how does this ever come to be an option

    come lol

  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't know Penguin, he ate the biscuit, I think he has some slack to pussyfoot around

    the hardest men are the ones who know they don't have to prove anything to anybody.

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