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[WAR] Thread: Stop posting huge images inline, retards

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    I didn't make that. Robots don't make mistakes so you will have to blame whoever did.
    Beep bloop borp
    

    Also, I hunger for beta and food.

    Mostly beta.

  • DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    now you guys are just padding to get to 100 pages.

    for shame.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    Mighty Chaos has no shame.

  • MorskittarMorskittar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    now you guys are just padding to get to 100 pages.

    for shame.

    Well, let's talk about newly released WAR information.

    ...

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Morskittar wrote: »
    now you guys are just padding to get to 100 pages.

    for shame.

    Well, let's talk about newly released WAR information.

    ...

    Dot dot dot.

    Dawt dawt dawt.

    Anyways, who is liable to be removed from the Guild Beta still? We should mock them mercilessly in seven hours and eleven minutes time.

  • ScreamlineScreamline Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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    Also, which of you fuckers was grabbing lunch at moby dicks in DC today sporting the six mouths hoody?

  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Screamline wrote: »
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    Also, which of you fuckers was grabbing lunch at moby dicks in DC today sporting the six mouths hoody?

    I lolololololed

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    Theres also the 24 second unbreakable stun.

  • ForarForar #432 Already prepping for Toronto Fan Expo!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Does it count down using the "Beep Boop Beep Boop" clock from "24"?

    'Cause that'd be pretty awesome.

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    you cant circle strafe when you are stunned for half a minute

  • maraxus94maraxus94 Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Trying to tell us something Robot?

  • Fig-DFig-D Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Something something Jack Bauer?

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    I'm just trying to see if I can get a rise out of someone while I make things up in an excessive nature.

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    also, the Death Knight info from WoW makes me giggle, especially a certain ability. People in beta know what I'm talking about and are probably also laughing.

    NDA NDA abloo bloo

  • HembotHembot Registered User
    edited May 2008
    The DK in WoW left a bitter taste in my mouth and contributed to my leaving the game. So far as I know it's only one hero class. There should be like...8 or something imo. Why do you only have the option to become some 2h tank/dps monstrosity?
    ----
    Back to the "movement" discussion.
    What if "inertia" was a secondary stat attributed to mass? Basically every time you run you spend a little bit of time at walking speed. For heavier tank-like classes it's kind of always the same...We'll use a 2 second example:
    -Because they have heavy armor and weigh a lot, they travel walking speed 2 seconds before running when not in combat.
    -In combat, attacks/blocking mean he's going to move at walking speed for 2.2 seconds before running.

    -For a middle-class dps, they don't weigh as much so it's only 1 seconds to start running when not in combat.
    -In combat, more extravagent blocking/dodging means they take 2.8 seconds before running

    -For a caster who weighs very little, acceleration only lasts .2-.5 seconds.
    -In combat, every hit hurts like hell and problably bowls them over so they have 3.3 seconds of acceleration.

    The numbers are somewhat arbitrary but you get the idea. Weight and armor modifiers could exist. So could weapons. I also define entering combat as taking damage - not performing an attack and not being retaliated on. This way a caster could fire off a spell and move, or a melee could chase and keep up.

    Another possibility is to base it off damage taken. So while a melee gets 2-3 hits in per fireball, he can still be slowed so the mage has an opportunity to get away...tank movement affects from attacks and speed enhancements notwithstanding.

    + positition could be a factor. If you get hit from the back you slow down, like the Daze affect in WoW.

  • WavechaserWavechaser Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hembot wrote: »
    The DK in WoW left a bitter taste in my mouth and contributed to my leaving the game. So far as I know it's only one hero class. There should be like...8 or something imo. Why do you only have the option to become some 2h tank/dps monstrosity?

    The "Hero Class" title is nothing but a fluff description they are giving DK's, when in fact all they will be is another playable class. Other than starting at level 55 they will be no different from any other classes in terms of balance.

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    People still do the anal thing?
  • sleepdeamonsleepdeamon Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Screamline wrote: »
    Also, which of you fuckers was grabbing dicks in DC today sporting the six mouths hoody?

    had to do it...just had to

    but yeah lots of text walling about combat slowing and such while I'm at work, no fun i don't work at a desk : / , pet care specialists don't get desks.

    anywase, slowing in combat will never work because it will create a situation where no one will ever be forced into a combat situation they will lose, it will turn into a constant game of finding the fight you can win while avoiding the ones you'll lose...no actuall fighting will ever be done.

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  • narv107narv107 Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Wavechaser wrote: »
    Hembot wrote: »
    The DK in WoW left a bitter taste in my mouth and contributed to my leaving the game. So far as I know it's only one hero class. There should be like...8 or something imo. Why do you only have the option to become some 2h tank/dps monstrosity?

    The "Hero Class" title is nothing but a fluff description they are giving DK's, when in fact all they will be is another playable class. Other than starting at level 55 they will be no different from any other classes in terms of balance.

    Isn't you know, starting a class at 55 basically saying that anything below that is COMPLETELY irrelevant?

  • AngryAngry Slang Pope Breakbeat MinisterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    uh, no?

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  • edited May 2008
    You guys.. I come home from work and the thread has grown like 6 pages. What if there was relevant information buried some where in there? I would of never found it through all this nonsense! For shame!

    Did you see what I did there? Did you?

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  • MorskittarMorskittar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Perhaps it's time for a separate WAR chat thread and a WAR [game soon] thread?

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  • edited May 2008
    Morskittar wrote: »
    Perhaps it's time for a separate WAR chat thread and a WAR [game soon] thread?

    Such brilliance walking hand in hand with madness, it must truly be the work of Tzeentch.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Guys who would win in a fight, Tzeentch or SUPERMAN?

    Edit: Replace Superman with Goku or Batman for added fun.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    Obviously this thread isnt moving fast enough. only 6 pages? weak.

  • Super_HappySuper_Happy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'd like to inform you all that you are cocks. What? Yes, cocks. Because all your damn yapping about WAR has made me want to play it so much that I'm considering getting back into the table top game after years of being clean, just to get a Warhammer fix. I was clean, damn you all!

  • ForarForar #432 Already prepping for Toronto Fan Expo!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I was fairly into Magic for a while, like buying boxes and singles and spending more time and money on ebay than I'd care to discuss.

    What I'm saying is that I was into 'cardboard crack', and even I look at the hardcore table top Warhammer gamers and say "Woah, a step too far."

    Unless you meant the RPG, which I suspect is no worse than most D&D or Rifts campaigns.

  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Magicians are all weirdos and rapists anyway.

  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Forar wrote: »

    Unless you meant the RPG, which I suspect is no worse than most D&D or Rifts campaigns.

    Well, you tend to die a lot more. A lot more. And not come back.

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  • Super_HappySuper_Happy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Forar wrote: »
    Unless you meant the RPG, which I suspect is no worse than most D&D or Rifts campaigns.

    Oh no, I mean full on 4-5 layers of highlighting/shading, heavily converted, custom movement tray madness. I had Dark Elf and Chaos for WHF and Dark angels and Tau for 40k. I really like the games, it was the ever escalating GW prices and some of the mouth breathing neck beards that live in game shops that made me switch to Warmachine and then quit table top games altogether.

    edit:'cuz I cant spell

  • sleepdeamonsleepdeamon Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Forar wrote: »
    Unless you meant the RPG, which I suspect is no worse than most D&D or Rifts campaigns.

    Oh no, I mean full on 4-5 layers of highlighting/shading, heavily converted, custom movement tray madness. I had Dark Elf and Chaos for WHF and Dark angles and Tau for 40k. I really like the games, it was the ever escalating GW prices and some of the mouth breathing neck beards that live in game shops that made me switch to Warmachine and then quit table top games altogether.

    best. discription. ever.

    yeah i was pritty heavy into M:TG, i still slobber over the books, but not so much the cards anymore, me and my friend just tag team (haha inuendo) and 2 headed giant every couple of months at the local social anxiety depot with our no rules decks (non competition, any cycle goes) he's on offence with his nightmare/manastarve deck and i play defense with my white guard/protection/redirect deck...i miss the old days of Magic, all this new stuff is silly...especially kammi gawa (or whatever it's called) i hated that cycle and refuse to achnowledge any cards from it..

    ...we really should start a seperate [chat] for the tangents this thread keeps taking

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Guys who would win in a fight, Tzeentch or SUPERMAN?

    Edit: Replace Superman with Goku or Batman for added fun.


    You did not just mention Goku...



    - Respect.

  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    24 second stun

    we talking about some lotro here?

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Guys who would win in a fight, Tzeentch or SUPERMAN?

    Edit: Replace Superman with Goku or Batman for added fun.


    You did not just mention Goku...



    - Respect.

    Answer the question(s).

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    Tzeentch. Because he is an entity whos form has never been truly realized.


    I mean seriously, you're comparing some superhero to a god that is so powerful that it can rip the very fabric of the mortal plane into pieces?

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Either way, Tzeentch would with because if he wins it is change because one of the others is dead, and if he loses, that also is change.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Guys who would win in a fight, Tzeentch or SUPERMAN?

    Edit: Replace Superman with Goku or Batman for added fun.
    Tzeentch would beat Superman easily, since Superman is weak to magic.
    But Batman would totally beat Tzeentch, because he is actually the God Emperor in disguise.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    see317 wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Guys who would win in a fight, Tzeentch or SUPERMAN?

    Edit: Replace Superman with Goku or Batman for added fun.
    Tzeentch would beat Superman easily, since Superman is weak to magic.
    But Batman would totally beat Tzeentch, because he is actually the God Emperor in disguise.

    I suspect you're the only one who got it.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Guys who would win in a fight, Tzeentch or SUPERMAN?

    Edit: Replace Superman with Goku or Batman for added fun.
    Tzeentch would beat Superman easily, since Superman is weak to magic.
    But Batman would totally beat Tzeentch, because he is actually the God Emperor in disguise.

    I suspect you're the only one who got it.
    I felt my neckbeard growing while I typed that.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    see317 wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Guys who would win in a fight, Tzeentch or SUPERMAN?

    Edit: Replace Superman with Goku or Batman for added fun.
    Tzeentch would beat Superman easily, since Superman is weak to magic.
    But Batman would totally beat Tzeentch, because he is actually the God Emperor in disguise.

    I suspect you're the only one who got it.
    I felt my neckbeard growing while I typed that.

    No, that's just your ironic question detector you feel. ;-)

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