The Who Got Banned & Why Thread

Pheezer

CephalicCarnage:
Providing bad advice, and suggesting that someone break the law are both bannable offenses in H/A. Consider this the only warning you'll get.

36 hours.

Orikaeshigitae

MiniBoy

SPAM

Accualt

Acooma for strange G&T spam.

Munkus Beaver

jonahb, unsolicited spam

Thanatos

Casket, 1 day, trolling D&D by suggesting we throw people into a blender to use them for water.

Thanatos

Mad_Morlock, 1 day, also trolling D&D.

Orikaeshigitae

pierrot is banned for 12 hours for being a total fuckwad in the Employee thread. Insulting everyone in a thread and then demanding information from them? GOOD SHOW

Please behave yourself when you come back.

Thanatos

Dreamweaver_Deity is perma-banned for being Mad_Morlock's alt. Also, coincidentally, IP banned.

Mad_Morlock's ban has been expanded to three days.

Orikaeshigitae

rawertwer

SPAM

Echo

Lunatic Clam gets a couple hours off for recommending sending someone a very NSFW link in WoW to mess with them.

That I don't give a shit about, but posting said link on the forums... no.

Thanatos

After returning from a work-enforced internet exile, ElJeffe extended Mad_Morlock's ban to permanent.

Echo

chris520219 made threads cut'n'pasted from the official WoW forums and apparently tried to peddle WoW gold to forumers over MSN.

Yeah, he can bugger off.

ElJeffe

IP banned new_guy, a Mad_Morlock alt. And not a very good one. For fuck's sake, guys, don't insult our intelligence.

The Cat

ElJeffe wrote:

IP banned new_guy, a Mad_Morlock alt. And not a very good one. For fuck's sake, guys, don't insult our intelligence.

banned his other stupid alt too. God morlock, you're not even entertaningly insane. Stop boring us and go throw rocks at seals or whatever it is you newfies do.

ElJeffe

IP banned air labrador, yet another Mad_Morlock alt. Also gave Casket a week off for trolling the D&D chat thread, and told him that when he comes back, he's not to post in there anymore. If he does, he's gone.

Thanatos

Nutritional Facts, yet another Morlock alt.

Thanatos

Curby gets 2 days off for suggesting planting drugs on someone in order to get them arrested.

ElJeffe

Solid State Universe, another Mad Morlock alt.

Pheezer

Hazzelhoff didn't learn his lesson the first time.

Pheezer

mrcheesypants

I'm helping you with your homework by making you get off the fucking forums so that you can read your textbook and learn how to do really basic Java programming on your own so that you don't turn into one more reason why programming jobs are being sent overseas instead of kept in North America

Captain K

Raslin is banned for 24 hours for an "in before the lock" post.


I didn't think people actually did this anymore. But there it was, plain as day.

Raslin wrote:

Poasted before close

amazing.

Pheezer

faricrazy:

Don't argue with me about whether the retarded statement I quoted is actually retarded by pointing at a complete separate statement that bears no relation to the original one. And definitely don't do it in the thread, dragging it off topic and being a stupidface in the process. There is a Private Messaging system for a reason.

Thanatos

Drez & tony_important both get a day for de-railing a thread immediately after I said "don't de-rail this thread, take it to D&D."

Pheezer

powerss and For the Future for being too stupid for words in H/A. Not only did both of you flagrantly violate at least two rules in H/A each, but you did so after the thread creator even went out of his way to explicitly ask you not to.

Captain K

Bamelin gets one hour off for realspoiler abuse.

Echo

Dukhat gets some quiet time for trolling a Wii thread.

Echo

Terrorbyte seems to suffer from some kind of brain damage that makes him unable to comprehend the sentence "stop trolling Zune threads", so he gets two weeks off to think it over real hard.

ElJeffe

Casket, 4ever, for being a creepy troll. Also, for being Casket.

Echo

RenegadeDrizzt is gone for good.

Echo

Digger Dude can also fuck off for a month.

Echo

Echo wrote:

Digger Dude can also fuck off for a month.

Actually, I'm going to roll the d20 of Fate for making me clean up his crapflood.

The d20 of Fate says 9 months.

See you around, Digger Dude.

Captain K

Seta decided to make like 50 threads in G&T to "protest" the number of poll threads instead of just getting a mod

so he gets to miss PA Forums christmas


see you tomorrow buddy

Captain K

K7 Avenger gets a week off the board for saying "I'm not sure about the rules, but" in the same post that he blatantly violated them.

ElJeffe

For The Future gets a week for trolling the Legal Drinking Age thread in D&D.

ElJeffe

Vrtra Theory, permaban, signing up just to troll.

Irond Will

VrtraTheory, IP ban, signing up just to troll.

Captain K

Thoughtless Muse is running out of chances. One week off for several instances of thread assassination in G&T.

Doc

Nintendrew, alt of a banned forumer.

Thanatos

Quasi Static gets an IP ban for being Casket.

Pheezer

Dynagrip's brother is hereby removed from our community by name and IP. Partially because I really can't personally condone using the forums to watch someone against their will, and partially because he was seriously a bigger fuckwad than Dyna ever has been or probably ever could be. Seriously, you should see some of the PMs he sent me. Motherfucker started doing it straight up out of the blue, too.