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The Hidden: Source: Miniphalla: Colons: Game Over: Victory: I.R.I.S.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If my adding skills are right we have 12 assualt and 9 support. Which adds up to 21.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    In a horror movie its always the assault squad that gets killed by the monsters first isn't it? :P

    I thought in horror movies everyone dies except for one of the attractive females.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    In a horror movie its always the assault squad that gets killed by the monsters first isn't it? :P

    I thought in horror movies everyone dies except for one of the attractive females.

    Who also happens to be a virgin.

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    In a horror movie its always the assault squad that gets killed by the monsters first isn't it? :P

    I thought in horror movies everyone dies except for one of the attractive females.

    Phew. I'm safe then...

    Edit: Damn you Mr.D!

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    In a horror movie its always the assault squad that gets killed by the monsters first isn't it? :P

    I thought in horror movies everyone dies except for one of the attractive females.

    Who also happens to be a virgin.

    I'm attractive but not a female, but I am a virgin. 2/3 is good enough for me!!

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Not good enough, Sabs. A buxom nurse will come and fuck you in your dreams and then you'll die.

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    Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    In a horror movie its always the assault squad that gets killed by the monsters first isn't it? :P

    I thought in horror movies everyone dies except for one of the attractive females.

    Who also happens to be a virgin.

    I'm attractive but not a female, but I am a virgin. 2/3 is good enough for me!!

    At best you'll get a good death scene, but survival? I think not. Maybe if you were a troubled clergyman.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Numbers look good, so I'll close it for now; but we can always take reserves.

    Roles will go out later tonight and the game will start then.

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    lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'd like to be on the !reserves.


    Cause it doesn't look good for me in the main Phalla. At least not to live past tomorrow.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ok... who wants to join my posse?



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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Can I be the dairy products.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wait theres going to be murrrrrrrder in this game? Sure its not an accident?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sure, I'll join. Especially since I killed you in the last phalla.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I may be an hour or two more before sending out PMs; depends on when I get home. Game'll be started, however, with an opening narration.

    Just a heads up.

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    Kin33Kin33 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    wtf

    quoted the wrong post

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sorry about the delay. Home and sending PMs now.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh shit I better get working on my paper before the PMs reach me.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Just to note; PMs will be incoming from Mantorok.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh crap, crazies be all up in here?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    MantorokMantorok Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Emptier inbox. Makes a big difference. :P

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Talk about vague.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Talk about vague.

    Which often means doooooooooooooooom.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    doooom cock

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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    MantorokMantorok Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    In the early 1950s human genetics experimentation was taking its first, tentative steps. Amongst many other black projects, a team of British scientists working at an Infinitum Research experimental station stumbled across some remarkable phenomena involving DNA manipulation. This led to deeper research with dangerously unpredictable results, often leading to human patients losing their lives in irresponsible and immoral experiments.


    Time passed on, and by the mid 1990s the failure rate of the experiments had been reduced from 75% to a mere 15%, enough for Infinitum to move onto the next stage: Biological Light Refraction. The British team were hoping to unravel the possibilities of light manipulation to create the perfect covert military agent. Early into the new millennium, due to a gross miscalculation, a series of tests on Subject 617 led to a massive synaptic trauma leaving the patient with multiple genetic anomalies.

    The subject was left in constant pain and with unstable DNA. The subject escaped captivity, killing anyone that got in its way. The I.R.I.S. (Infinitum Research Interception Squad) team have been deployed to return the subject to a maximum security Infinitum Research facility for further study and dissection. The entire project was considered a failure: all funding ceased and development was discontinued while all records and traces of the experiments were destroyed...at least, to public knowledge.

    In truth, Infinitum Research was not willing to give up so easily. They took another attempt at creating a subject with an innate ability to control biological light refraction. Labeled Subject 618, this test went about as expected, with 618 eventually breaking loose and murdering everyone that tried to stop him. At about the same time, the remains of the original I.R.I.S returned, unsuccessful in capturing 617.

    They were sent out once more, this time with two targets to retrieve, and all recon had lead to an old, once useful factory.

    The hunt was on.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    shit just got real

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So I'm a villager

    Who else is a villager?

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    spaikspaik Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cornetto?

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So I'm a villager

    Who else is a villager?

    I'm a villager!!

    or am I?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    Kin33Kin33 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So I'm a villager

    Who else is a villager?

    Your mom.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kin33 wrote: »
    So I'm a villager

    Who else is a villager?

    Your mom.

    brb getting some ointment to put on your wicked burn

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kin33 wrote: »
    So I'm a villager

    Who else is a villager?

    Your mom.

    His mom is the village bicycle.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I shouldn't really need to add this, since it's pretty much standard Phalla fare; but each day, !vote for a person to kill 'em off. Retractions aren't necessary.

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    GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !vote Kin33

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !vote Kin33

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ok lads

    I want a support class to be my friend

    You help me I shoot things kinda deal

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    !vote Kin33 for...uh

    being alive in two phallas!

    and quittin' smokin'!

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !Vote Kin33

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    Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !Kin33

    !Clarification: Is there an ammo limit or can us assaults just load up on ammo over and over again?

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !clarification can supply dudes give themselves ammo or do we have to go through another supply dude?

    Also, what is up elite killing team, where are these dudes we must be killins

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008

    I'm a villager!!

    or am I?

    ...Are you ?o_O :winky:

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