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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i don't know what the patella is

    It's the new flavour of Nutella that's just come out. Duck pate and hazelnut.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ooh nutella

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    dinosaur.gif

    No matter your age, you are now always going to be a feeble old manosaur to me now.

    I have no idea why you'd think that

    but okay

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
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    No matter your age, you are now always going to be a feeble old manosaur to me now.

    I have no idea why you'd think that

    but okay

    Shouldnt it be Druhim instead?

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yeah, that's what I was thinking

    Although I don't know how he'd get the two of us confused

    well both of us have 'i' and 'h' in our usernames

    so that's probably it

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    dinosaur.gif

    No matter your age, you are now always going to be a feeble old manosaur to me now.

    I have no idea why you'd think that

    but okay

    Shouldnt it be Druhim instead?

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I honestly thought this thread was going to be about ugly dongs.

  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited April 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    I honestly thought this thread was going to be about ugly dongs.

    Who says it couldn't be.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Guys shittin' flowers and rocks, and I thought a few kidney stones hurt.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I love my body, I put it through so much shit and it keeps healing and being back to normal in no time.

    Except recently that is, this past year I have hurt my feet quite a few times, and I think I fucked up my joints while I was at it.

    I like to pretend I can do free style running, and I was at a bar one night with a balcony. Someone mentioned jumping off the bar balcony and I said I would do it. The balcony was only 15-20 ft high and I have jumped off similar stuff before (height wise) so I was acting all courageous about it. No one believes me so I go to show how awesome (in this case retarded) I am by jumping off the balcony.

    I jump of this balcony and I plan to brace, then tuck and roll with the fall. This shit does not work on asphalt. Or at least I have not learned how with asphalt. My feet just slam into the pavement, I feel the bones in my left foot crunch and I hear my right leg make a snapping sound. Ive always jumped off tall things into grass, never pavement, and there is a huge difference between the two.

    I had to take of my shoe and pop my left footbones back into place, nothing was broken on my right ankle, it was just sprained.

    Few months later I sprain the same ankle again playing tag.

    Few months after that I wreck on my bike (not wearing boots) and I bang up my left foot pretty bad.

    Now whenever I go running I can feel the joints ache and my shoe feels awkwardly small.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I sincerely thought you were an old guy. In his 30's atleast. I didn't mix you up with Druhim, I just got this....vibe. Oh well, feeble old manosaur anyways.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I get really bad nosebleeds in the winter and when the seasons change, the skin on my hands peels.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited April 2008
    one time i peed blood

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I am only 21. It's interesting that you'd think I was older, though I can't imagine why.

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    order some pizza and guilt the pizza boy into buying your groceries

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    I honestly thought this thread was going to be about ugly dongs.

    Who says it couldn't be.

    Let's see what the others have to say on this

  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If I stretch, my sternum pops. I mean, not literally, I don't know, but this loud pop echoes just to the right of my heart and my chest hurts for a bit. Then there's this ring of blur around whatever I'm staring directly at with my right eye. Sucks, kept me from being a pilot. Oh well.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Docshifty wrote: »
    If I stretch, my sternum pops. I mean, not literally, I don't know, but this loud pop echoes just to the right of my heart and my chest hurts for a bit. Then there's this ring of blur around whatever I'm staring directly at with my right eye. Sucks, kept me from being a pilot. Oh well.

    i thought it was the flat feet

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My shoulder is so fucked from several dislocations due to football injuries and some car accidents. I've taken more cortisone injections then any person should endure. One day I'll get surgery, probably by the time I'm 40.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I live with people so most things are fine

    the best part was when my friend's girl came in to see how I was after like 2 days

    "oh man how do you get to the bathroom?"

    "I don't"

    "what?"



    then a bajillion years later, she understands and makes a face

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Docshifty wrote: »
    If I stretch, my sternum pops. I mean, not literally, I don't know, but this loud pop echoes just to the right of my heart and my chest hurts for a bit. Then there's this ring of blur around whatever I'm staring directly at with my right eye. Sucks, kept me from being a pilot. Oh well.

    i thought it was the flat feet

    No no, that kept me out of the Army, not the Air Force.

    Edit: Haha, Rane, I know that face. Has she asked anything like that since?

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    kow what the best part is?

    it's my birthday in 4 days

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My birthday was today...well, yesterday, technically. It was Sunday. 22 for me. I got headphones and a 4000 MS point card from my significant other. Not bad, all considered.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited April 2008
    my birthday was last month

    i got a little over 100$

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I broke my left pinkie playing football. I got the thing in a splint and did all that but it's still not quite right. It can't bend as far as the other pinkie and it gets sensitivie from time to time (I can totally sense when it's going to rain). Also got half of each big toenail chopped out and killed because they were in-growing so bad. I think it's because my feet are big and I just will not be able to find shoes that properly fit.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm still trying to get an xbox360 but it doesn't look good

    I'd rather have money at this point

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited April 2008
    xbox360 is pretty cool

    i like mine

    i'm gonna get a pstriple soon

    but gta4 is coming out in 2 weeks

    so thatll delay the pstriple

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  • DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Considering the problems (Red rings and shit), unless you're playing it every other day at least, it'd be a toss up. I managed to justify my purchase of one with Rock Band, Mass Effect, and Call of Duty 4, though.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited April 2008
    i keep mine on its side, on a box out in the open, away from other heated electronics

    the power brick too

    i only play for usually a couple hours at a time

    i don't think i'll get rrod

    if i do there's always xclamp

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    im debating on pre ordering GTA4 somewhere

    if i dont, it will be the first big release i didnt preorder

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I am hoping for a fat refund check from the government to spend on something. I can't decide between a PS3 or money towards an AR-15.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited April 2008
    Gafoto wrote: »
    I am hoping for a fat refund check from the government to spend on something. I can't decide between a PS3 or money towards an AR-15.
    ps3

    what you going to do with a gun

    shoot some animals

    shoot some targets

    fuck

    with the pstriple you get hd gaems and blu ray movies

    8-)

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i got the way wrong impression from the title of this thread

    +./\ 50 ?. 50
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    when do those refunds go out, anyway?

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh hey. Taxes. I should probably file those at the last possible minute today.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    tomorrow is the last day

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    when do those refunds go out, anyway?

    starting in the middle of may i believe

    but when you actually get yours depends on how you file, if you direct deposit, and what your social security number is

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    when do those refunds go out, anyway?

    I dunno if this is reliable, but this says in the summer:
    http://www.bargaineering.com/articles/2008-tax-rebate-stimulus-package-explained.html

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I've read a lot of conflicting shit

    I'm not getting anything I am pretty sure


    SHIIIT

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the only way you wont be getting anything is if somebody else claims you as a dependent or you dont file taxes

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