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Sweet fuckmuffins is that your bone?

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the only way you wont be getting anything is if somebody else claims you as a dependent or you dont file taxes

    gotta make 3k or more

    I made 2,489

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    oh well shit duder

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i filed taxes for no reason D:

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    you should have just had your parents still claim you and then ask them for whatever money they get from it

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    1) Did that

    2) gonna do that

    300 dollars plz

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I got my tax return already, filed it I guess around a month ago. It was pretty swell.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My taxes get done on the first day. My refund has been and gone.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    My taxes get done on the first day. My refund has been and gone.

    I got my tax return, and used it to make another sixteen-hundred dollars.


    I am a pirate of high finance.

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    My taxes get done on the first day. My refund has been and gone.

    I got my tax return, and used it to make another sixteen-hundred dollars.


    I am a pirate of high finance.

    What kind of get rich quick scheme did you run?

    It was crack wasn't it.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    My taxes get done on the first day. My refund has been and gone.

    I got my tax return, and used it to make another sixteen-hundred dollars.


    I am a pirate of high finance.

    can you do that for me

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    My taxes get done on the first day. My refund has been and gone.

    I got my tax return, and used it to make another sixteen-hundred dollars.


    I am a pirate of high finance.

    can you do that for me

    If you don't mind blood money.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I had a very unique opportunity that I exploited to it's maximum potential. (By maximum potential I mean till I had enough money to trick out my computer)

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So what was it?

    Crack or what?

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    When I was younger I'd get shooting chest pains every so often for no apparent reason. Hasn't happened in a long time though.

    Also dandruff, but shampoo takes care of that.



    Other than that and raging alcoholism I'm just too fucking mean to get sick or hurt.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i have constant ear infections that i technically should be taking meds for but haven't been and as a result my ears have gotten worse lately

    so now, to find another ear doctor in order to avoid awkward conversation with my current one!

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    But now I'm up and ready to do things for myself. If you know anything about me, I cannot STAND being waited on, if I can do it for myself or think I should be able to, I'm doing it. If I can't, I am PISSED.

    You are going to be a raging CUNTFUCK of an old man.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I really wish they had a checkbox somewhere that said "No, I would rather not fuck the economy more, please put my money towards fixing the deficit"

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    fuck no i am spending my $600 on japanese goods

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    But now I'm up and ready to do things for myself. If you know anything about me, I cannot STAND being waited on, if I can do it for myself or think I should be able to, I'm doing it. If I can't, I am PISSED.

    You are going to be a raging CUNTFUCK of an old man.

    I plan on becoming a lot more dangerous as I age

    fighting bears etc

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    shaving with a paralyzed octopus

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    beating a bear half to death with a dislocated leg

    then nursing the bear back to health, making it respect you and having it serve as your sidekick

    then when you get old you can ride it to the grocery store for milk

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i like polar bears

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i like polar bears

    there's no polar bears in my zoo anymore :(

    In relation to the thread, I always have at least 1 ingrown toenail D:

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i like polar bears

    there's no polar bears in my zoo anymore :(

    In relation to the thread, I always have at least 1 ingrown toenail D:

    that's because they're all dying because of global warming

    and it's all your fault

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    In relation to the thread, I always have at least 1 ingrown toenail D:
    just in case?

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    In relation to the thread, I always have at least 1 ingrown toenail D:
    just in case?

    you never know when they come in handy.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What can I say it sucks to be shot

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    man i had 2 ingrown toenails once

    and i kept banging my foot against walls on accident

    terrible

    so much blood

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Brainleech wrote: »
    What can I say it sucks to be shot

    but it looks cool on TV

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I used to have bad vision, but I paid someone to shoot me in the face with lasers so thats fine now I guess.

    Other than that I'm just kind of a fatty.

    And I sort of have to poop I guess.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i poop like every 3 days

    i like it that way but i know it's not good

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ruckus wrote: »
    I used to have bad vision, but I paid someone to shoot me in the face with lasers so thats fine now I guess.

    Other than that I'm just kind of a fatty.

    And I sort of have to poop I guess.
    what do they do exactly

    how does lasik work

    was it expensive?

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Ruckus wrote: »
    I used to have bad vision, but I paid someone to shoot me in the face with lasers so thats fine now I guess.

    Other than that I'm just kind of a fatty.

    And I sort of have to poop I guess.
    what do they do exactly

    how does lasik work

    was it expensive?

    Talking with a few professionals, they tell me this could correct my problem, so I'm interested as well.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    What can I say it sucks to be shot

    but it looks cool on TV

    They don't show the amount of blood though even I surprised that it soaked my shirt, jacket, armour vest, and was starting to stain my pants as well as pooling on the ground beneath me


    And as the venture brothers showed people do crap themselves when they die

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    man i had 2 ingrown toenails once

    and i kept banging my foot against walls on accident

    terrible

    so much blood

    i think i always bang my feet against stuff but you notice more when you have fucking ingrown toenails cause it's so painful.

    I think if I get rid of them this time they won't come back. My feet have stopped growing i think.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    man i had 2 ingrown toenails once

    and i kept banging my foot against walls on accident

    terrible

    so much blood

    i think i always bang my feet against stuff but you notice more when you have fucking ingrown toenails cause it's so painful.

    I think if I get rid of them this time they won't come back. My feet have stopped growing i think.

    or maybe the walls sense the ingrowness and draw your foot towards them

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    it's either lasik or they cut open your eye and put in a new donor lens, right?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Brainleech wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    What can I say it sucks to be shot

    but it looks cool on TV

    They don't show the amount of blood though even I surprised that it soaked my shirt, jacket, armour vest, and was starting to stain my pants as well as pooling on the ground beneath me


    And as the venture brothers showed people do crap themselves when they die

    Who were you with? Are you out now?

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    it's either lasik or they cut open your eye and put in a new donor lens, right?

    Lasik involves cutting your eye open too.

    They slice a flap of tissue almost off, pew pew pew away parts of your cornea underneath the flap, then put the flap back.

    Then you heal and can see, hopefully.

    And it cost me around $2100 per eye.

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    Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A girl at work had to get surgery because her kneecaps turned themselves around ahgalkfkqskfwnfnkwfkrorvkal

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