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The Florida Primary Debacle - A Play in One Act
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The Florida Primary Debacle
A Play In One Act
Ext. - Southern US
FLORIDA and the DNC are arguing in the KITCHEN
Florida: We want to be important! Everyone ignores us! We want our primary to be earlyyyyyyyyyyyy.
DNC: Hey Florida, we have rules. If you break the rules, we'll take your delegates.
Florida: You're not the boss of us! We'll do what we want! You can't do anything to us!
Florida: *votevotevote*
DNC: Okay, now you get no delegates. Also: no borrowing the car.
Florida: Wait, what? Hey, give us our delegates! You owe us delegates!
DNC: Tell you what, if you want delegates, then you have to pay for a revote and take out the garbage which is, like, spilling all over the damned floor.
Florida: No man, you can't tell us what to do! You'll cave! You always cave!
DNC: Just wait until your Dad gets home. Oh, wait, here he is now...
HOWARD DEAN walks in
Howard Dean: Did you vote when I told you to wait? Did you vote when I told you to fucking wait? No delegates for you. And if you keep up this shit, no delegates next year, either.
Florida: We don't have to listen to...
Dean: *SMACK*
Florida: OWWWWWW YOU HIT ME
Dean: Shut up and go to your room before I beat you with a fucking belt. And cut your hair, you goddamned hippie.
Florida: I HATE YOU HOWARD DEAN I HATE YOU
FLORIDA scampers from the room like a little bitch
Dean: Hey babe, what's for dinner? I hope it's you.
DNC: Oh Howard, you're incorrigible!
END
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