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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    Marilyn Monroe did a sex tape

    And somebody is surprised

    That's the surprising part

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User
    You'd think you'd want to share that with the world.

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  • NORNOR Registered User
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    You'd think you'd want to share that with the world.

    I would.

    Swehehehehehahahahahahahahahawhawhawhaw
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User
    For free?

    I don't think I would do it for free.

    But I'd sell it for like 10 bucks.

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  • NORNOR Registered User
    Well duh.

    Swehehehehehahahahahahahahahawhawhawhaw
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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    I don't understand, if you're willing to bang Monroe and film it how come you won't sell it to the world

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS
    the economy is already in shambles

    like people really need to be paying for this

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  • KovakKovak Registered User
    if i were the dude

    i woulda let everyone see it was me

    hi5 the camera at the end

    because damn

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Kovak wrote: »
    if i were the dude

    i woulda let everyone see it was me

    hi5 the camera at the end

    because damn

    Unless of course you were John Fitzgerald Kennedy

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    This thread is big news

    And it figures that a thread related to knob slobbering would be made by none other than Callius

    lol internet
    what is up doggies
    it is so good to post
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    So I've got some rope if you lot feel like rounding up some torches and pitchforks.

    This doesn't have the potential that my plan does. My plan involves a monster truck for Rank and some head for Geek.

    ...wait, what?

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    Amazon wish list | Please check out my wife's blog and jewelry store.
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    150cc wrote: »
    This thread is big news

    And it figures that a thread related to knob slobbering would be made by none other than Callius
    I'm glad I can please.

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  • A CrowA Crow Registered User
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    if i were the dude

    i woulda let everyone see it was me

    hi5 the camera at the end

    because damn

    Unless of course you were John Fitzgerald Kennedy

    Then you hi5 the pope infront of the camera.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    So did Marilyn have a period in her career where she did porn or was an escort or something or do you think someone just had a kink and she fulfilled it?

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  • JedocJedoc Registered User
    I think the basic situation was that JFK was the President and also an unstoppable fuck-bot. There's really not much you can do to resist that particular combination.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    So I've got some rope if you lot feel like rounding up some torches and pitchforks.

    This doesn't have the potential that my plan does. My plan involves a monster truck for Rank and some head for Geek.

    ...wait, what?

    The Geek wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »

    I'm the tiny asian that you sneak into the vault in a lockbox.

    And I'll form the head!

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Callius wrote: »
    150cc wrote: »
    This thread is big news

    And it figures that a thread related to knob slobbering would be made by none other than Callius
    I'm glad I can please.

    <3 Callius

    lol internet
    what is up doggies
    it is so good to post
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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    The Geek wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    So I've got some rope if you lot feel like rounding up some torches and pitchforks.

    This doesn't have the potential that my plan does. My plan involves a monster truck for Rank and some head for Geek.

    ...wait, what?

    An action involving the sucking and licking of your penis by a mouth belonging to, in this instance, Mysst.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »
    So I've got some rope if you lot feel like rounding up some torches and pitchforks.

    This doesn't have the potential that my plan does. My plan involves a monster truck for Rank and some head for Geek.

    ...wait, what?

    An action involving the sucking and licking of your penis by a mouth belonging to, in this instance, Mysst.

    Man, don't be putting dicks in my mouth.

    I mean words.

    Look, just don't do it.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Well which is it Mysst?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Both, I plan on having and eating cake.

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    It's spelled cock.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    It's spelled cock.

    Maybe that's what you're eating...

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    • Agree Awesome
  • A CrowA Crow Registered User
    Larlar wrote: »
    It's spelled cock.

    ZING

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    • Agree Awesome
  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime "We're ready to believe you..." The FirehouseRegistered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Dude, Tank, find the dude, and push a Hot Dog cart on him. It worked in Sleepers

    But being raped by Kevin Bacon is quite the cost to pay.

    does not compute

    I take it you haven't seen Sleepers?

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    This neo-feudalism would be more tolerable if our betters had fancy titles.
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