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laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
From the awesome original movie, to the regrettable second, the forgettable third, and the campalicious series, I am entirely too fond of Highlander.

Hulu has the first season up, which I'm enjoying.

Anyone else remember the animated series? Any decent series has to have a few hilariously terrible spinoffs.

I still haven't seen the fifth movie. I'm not really in a hurry, based on what I heard about the Russian leak.

Duncan or Conner? If you say Amanda you die.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    didn't we just do this

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    goddamn that doctor chick was pretty hot why did Duncan let go of that fine piece of ass

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    the fifth movie kinda threw cannon out the window

    "two highlanders can't gang up on a third? whatever. In this movie it's 1 v 20

    Spoiler:
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    i had such a crush on duncan macleod of the clan macleod

    Spoiler:
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository PAHK YAH CAH IN DAH YAHD BAWH-STANRegistered User regular
    Amand--GURK

    Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    highlander raven was so terrible

    Spoiler:
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    the fifth movie kinda threw cannon out the window

    "two highlanders can't gang up on a third? whatever. In this movie it's 1 v 20

    So did the second, fourth, and the series. The fourth actually did that same thing, though they did point out that it wasn't supposed to happen. They even had multiple killings on holy ground.

  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    the series did that? that was kinda.... key to several battles in the series

    i.e. horsemen of the word i can't spell

    Spoiler:
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Wasn't there a crazy space cartoon as well? Or did I hallucinate that.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Keith wrote: »

    There sure are a lot of MacLeods who also turn out to be immortal.

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  • One Thousand DicksOne Thousand Dicks :D! Registered User regular
    Princes of the Universe is an awesome song.

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    the series did that? that was kinda.... key to several battles in the series

    i.e. horsemen of the word i can't spell

    "That" being completely ignore any attempt at continuity with the preceding works.

    The fourth movie is the first time I know of that they broke the "one on one" rule.

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    Theidar wrote: »
    Wasn't there a crazy space cartoon as well? Or did I hallucinate that.

    There was. It was terrible.

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    there was a Saturday morning cartoon series, and then there was a Highlander anime movie.


    oh god the anime sucked pretty hard.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    I made this thread a while ago

    it was better

    fuck this thread doggie

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Theidar wrote: »
    Wasn't there a crazy space cartoon as well? Or did I hallucinate that.

    There was. It was terrible.

    God, I was hoping I had imagined that.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    the series did that? that was kinda.... key to several battles in the series

    i.e. horsemen of the word i can't spell

    "That" being completely ignore any attempt at continuity with the preceding works.

    The fourth movie is the first time I know of that they broke the "one on one" rule.

    when you say first and fourth and fifth

    it's all over my head

    there was a movie with duncan and connor

    they totally shit on the one on one rule

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Registered User regular
    I was a fan of the series until that the last season or two.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
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    I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS


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    I HAVE NO RIVAL


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    NO MAN CAN BE MY EQUAL


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    take me to the future of your woooooorld

  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    skull man for OP

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    i didn't mind the third highlander film so much

    at least it kind of made a little bit of fucking sense as compared to the second

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Knob wrote: »
    i didn't mind the third highlander film so much

    at least it kind of made a little bit of fucking sense as compared to the second

    I'll agree to this.



    Also, the bad guy in the first one is the voice of Spongebob's boss.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    it'd be neat if someone not retarded did something with the ip

    which film had sean connery

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    the series did that? that was kinda.... key to several battles in the series

    i.e. horsemen of the word i can't spell

    "That" being completely ignore any attempt at continuity with the preceding works.

    The fourth movie is the first time I know of that they broke the "one on one" rule.

    when you say first and fourth and fifth

    it's all over my head

    there was a movie with duncan and connor

    they totally shit on the one on one rule

    Highlander- Conner is killed, Sena Connery is his mentor, dude kills Sean way back when, Conner kills dude in the 1980s

    Highlander II- Sean Connery is resurrected to help Conner defeat a corporate superpower and extradimensional immortals in the distant future. Also magic

    Highlander III- Conner isn't really the last immortal, there was another one hiding in a cave or something. He may or may not be a wizard.

    Highlander: Endgame- Conner goes into a coma on holy ground along with a bunch of others to make sure that the wrong person won't win the game. One of these wrong people breaks in and kills all of them except Conner. He gest a gang together to jump all of the other immortals walking around, Duncan and Conner team up to kill him and end the game.

    Highlander: The Source- Duncan fights some dudes, and probably wins the game again.

    Someone is "the one" in every movie. Sometimes theres a flimsy reason behind why last time didn't count. Most of the time there isn't.

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    it'd be neat if someone not retarded did something with the ip

    which film had sean connery

    The first and second. The third might have had him in some of the recycled footage, I don't remember.

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Umm Connor was in the movies, not Duncan. Except the last one.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I am looking forward to watching one episode of the series on Hulu and then turning it off forever

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    I've only ever seen the first movie

    am I missing out

  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Hoquiam, WARegistered User regular
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Skull Man wrote: »
    I've only ever seen the first movie

    am I missing out

    Not terribly. I think some of the TV show was kind of neat, but nothing spectacular from what I've heard.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    so why did duncan cut his hair for the movie?

    that looked uber gay

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User
    didn't we just do this

    Oh come on, Shoe.

    It's been over 10 hours since that thread disappeared, so why not make a new one?

    You know, like the ones about new clothes or not jerking off or...

    I thought you'd understand the time cycle around here by now.

    If it sucks, it has to be repeated with greater frequency.

    That's why Riotcow threads only happen on certain secret holy days and are never the same thread twice.

    Let's go start a thread about who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or David Hasslehoff.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    The second movie is good just because it's so ridiculous. The third is pretty much the first, a second time.

    The fourth is a continuation and modernization of the series- lots of dudes with swords killing each other for some reason and also Duncan gets the ladies.

    The series was good, but very eighties. It's pretty cheesy, lots of filler, but occasionally the writers were allowed to do something neat. I never actually watched the finale because after the Ahriman thing was resolved, season six turned into a pile of shit. They were trying to do The Raven, but failing even worse. I should take care of that.

  • honkymcgoohonkymcgoo Registered User regular
    the whole series is summed up in one phrase for me. " No cover, NO loooooooove baby."

    I didn't even know what the fuck and avitar was until about 5 minutes ago.
  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User
    Isn't it no glove?

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    The last five minutes of the first season:
    Spoiler:

    I can never decide if it's awesome or terrible.

  • honkymcgoohonkymcgoo Registered User regular
    Shoggoth wrote: »
    Isn't it no glove?

    Nope, its cover.

    I didn't even know what the fuck and avitar was until about 5 minutes ago.
  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Registered User regular
    Speaking of 400 year old immortals...

    Anyone watch that new series on Fox, New Amsterdam?

    It's about a modern day homicide detective in New York that goes by the name of John Amsterdam. He was a solider 400 years ago and they were fighting Native Americans and another guy was cold killing the females and Amsterdam tried to stop him and got a fucking sword ran through his heart for his trouble. He wakes up that night surrounded by that chick and some other old American Indian ladies, they had done some juju on him and brought him back, they tell him he won't age or die until he finds the one true love. That we all supposedly only have one soul mate throughout all time.

    He wears the stereotypical detective threads, drab colored dress shirt and tie thats been loosened slightly and the top button undone. Along with a sweet knee length black leather trench coat.
    He is funny, and reckless, a loner except for one friend who knows the truth. He's pretty good at what he does and is really smart, knows his history because he lived it.
    Lots of flashbacks, he makes offhanded comments about his past that make people think he's odd. Takes a picture of time square every year with the same camera and from the same spot since cameras have been around.

    8 episodes are out and you can watch them all on Hulu.com (and it's legal).

    edit: suffers from the occasionally bad green screen shot.

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