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Do you like tanning
Mister Longbaugh
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so, a friend of mine works as a cameraman in the booming colorado porn industry. he likes to hint that he has seen horrible, horrible things but on sunday he told me the most amazing story.
some months back he was the cameraman for a male/male scene. one of the guys, we'll call him ted, had gotten the most ridiculous spray-on tan a few hours before filming began and showed up to the set with a wonderful orange hue.
anyways ted and his buddy are going through the motions, and finally they get to the payoff of any porn: the money shot. ted gets down and takes a shot in the face. now, apparently, ted had not heeded the instructions given to him at the spray tan place; namely that you must let the tanning agent set on your skin before, say, taking a shower or going swimming or being hosed with a load of semen. ted had to stay still for a moment while the cameraman took still photos.
once that was done ted procured a towel and cleaned himself off. only, something was wrong. where the jizzbomb had been there was now a semi-permanent mark on his skin, as if he had been burned with acid.
"it had been pretty drippy," my friend told me. "he kind of looked like gorbachev or something."
ted was mortified, and quickly made his exit.
let this be a lesson to you about the dangers of spray-on tanning salons.
some months back he was the cameraman for a male/male scene. one of the guys, we'll call him ted, had gotten the most ridiculous spray-on tan a few hours before filming began and showed up to the set with a wonderful orange hue.
anyways ted and his buddy are going through the motions, and finally they get to the payoff of any porn: the money shot. ted gets down and takes a shot in the face. now, apparently, ted had not heeded the instructions given to him at the spray tan place; namely that you must let the tanning agent set on your skin before, say, taking a shower or going swimming or being hosed with a load of semen. ted had to stay still for a moment while the cameraman took still photos.
once that was done ted procured a towel and cleaned himself off. only, something was wrong. where the jizzbomb had been there was now a semi-permanent mark on his skin, as if he had been burned with acid.
"it had been pretty drippy," my friend told me. "he kind of looked like gorbachev or something."
ted was mortified, and quickly made his exit.
let this be a lesson to you about the dangers of spray-on tanning salons.
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pretty funny
That's how much I like tanning.
They have to make them somewhere.
Why not Colorado?
It's not like anyone goes there.
that was dumb and you should feel bad.
It's always really nice out where I live, so people can tan year-round. I have to avoid this pastime since I have a skin problem where parts of my skin have no pigmentation. It'd only be a problem if I wasn't already kind of white to start off with.
for a year
would anyone notice?
depends
you fuckin' anybody?
depends
who's asking?
well if no one sees your taint I imagine no one would notice a fake tan
if someone sees it they might notice
ANOTHER CASE CLOSED
by skull man
by a dude
there's few times when a chick would see your taint
gay fucking? maybe
just girls?
It sounds like the name of a counterculture punk band
On the same label as the Dead Kennedys
well it is really not difficult at all to convince guys to be in videos.
What kind of fucked up gay porn studio uses girls in their shoots?
It would suck so hard to be the guy in those videos
They look like dead Indian people.
Is that what they were trying to accomplish?
shock videos
"Ok."
nobody is looking at the guy
It is not that simple Mister Longbaugh
SSSHHHHH
i'm in the zone
I don't even know you any more