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Palm Trees and Drinks with Tiny Umbrellas

GravesGraves Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
Who are they expecting to shade with those things?

So I'm leaving in a few hours for Fort Lauderdale, FL. Gonna stay a night there, then hop down to Miami to get on a cruise.

4/20 to Jamaica what what.

So I'll be gone for quite some time, and I thought it would be nice to have a vacation thread.

What interesting vacation stories/plans do you dudes have?

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Every day is a vacation when you do loads of drugs like I do.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I refused to go on my senior trip because my class had chosen Mexico of all fuck-awful places.
    Funny story - they gave me alot of shit, especially one kid who called me a "close-minded moron," when I said, "I'm not paying $1,100 to get shitty on tequila and stare at the sun along with all the other hack tourists. Sharing a hotel with you fags is the crap-icing on this shitcake."

    I hate it when people say close-minded, when the correct term is narrow-minded. I hate people when they call me a moron.

    So they left, and so did that kid.
    So I slept with his girlfriend.
    She broke up with him when he called from Porto Whatever.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ahahaha.

    "Hack tourists."

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I refused to go on my senior trip because my class had chosen Mexico of all fuck-awful places.
    Funny story - they gave me alot of shit, especially one kid who called me a "close-minded moron," when I said, "I'm not paying $1,100 to get shitty on tequila and stare at the sun along with all the other hack tourists. Sharing a hotel with you fags is the crap-icing on this shitcake."

    So they left, and so did that kid.
    So I slept with his girlfriend.
    She broke up with him when he called from Porto Whatever.

    did you talk to him when he called

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I refused to go on my senior trip because my class had chosen Mexico of all fuck-awful places.
    Funny story - they gave me alot of shit, especially one kid who called me a "close-minded moron," when I said, "I'm not paying $1,100 to get shitty on tequila and stare at the sun along with all the other hack tourists. Sharing a hotel with you fags is the crap-icing on this shitcake."

    So they left, and so did that kid.
    So I slept with his girlfriend.
    She broke up with him when he called from Porto Whatever.

    did you talk to him when he called

    Nah, I didn't even talk to that girl after the one romp.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I thought this was going to be a Snatch thread

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I refused to go on my senior trip because my class had chosen Mexico of all fuck-awful places.
    Funny story - they gave me alot of shit, especially one kid who called me a "close-minded moron," when I said, "I'm not paying $1,100 to get shitty on tequila and stare at the sun along with all the other hack tourists. Sharing a hotel with you fags is the crap-icing on this shitcake."

    So they left, and so did that kid.
    So I slept with his girlfriend.
    She broke up with him when he called from Porto Whatever.

    did you talk to him when he called

    Nah, I didn't even talk to that girl after the one romp.

    well I for one hope they're both dead

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    KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I refused to go on my senior trip because my class had chosen Mexico of all fuck-awful places.
    Funny story - they gave me alot of shit, especially one kid who called me a "close-minded moron," when I said, "I'm not paying $1,100 to get shitty on tequila and stare at the sun along with all the other hack tourists. Sharing a hotel with you fags is the crap-icing on this shitcake."

    I hate it when people say close-minded, when the correct term is narrow-minded. I hate people when they call me a moron.

    So they left, and so did that kid.
    So I slept with his girlfriend.
    She broke up with him when he called from Porto Whatever.

    If you had went, instead of one awkward white chick, you could have had like 10 awkward brown chicks (I believe that is the exchange rate these days).

    Think about that

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    KingAgamemnon wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I refused to go on my senior trip because my class had chosen Mexico of all fuck-awful places.
    Funny story - they gave me alot of shit, especially one kid who called me a "close-minded moron," when I said, "I'm not paying $1,100 to get shitty on tequila and stare at the sun along with all the other hack tourists. Sharing a hotel with you fags is the crap-icing on this shitcake."

    I hate it when people say close-minded, when the correct term is narrow-minded. I hate people when they call me a moron.

    So they left, and so did that kid.
    So I slept with his girlfriend.
    She broke up with him when he called from Porto Whatever.

    If you had went, instead of one awkward white chick, you could have had like 10 awkward brown chicks (I believe that is the exchange rate these days).

    Think about that


    I am not a racist, but the following comment may colour your perception of me -

    I am only attracted to white chicks. I have never gotten wood from Halle Berry or Salma Hayek.


    I don't know what it is man, I just...only dig white girls.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    you don't sound racist, you sound black

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Your penis is a racist.

    Not like my penis.

    My penis is colourblind.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Your penis is a racist.

    Not like my penis.

    My penis is colourblind.

    My grandfather has a shocking view of things which he would like to relate to your penis through correspondence.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I like all vaginas, no matter the color, shape, size, or depth.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Your penis is a racist.

    Not like my penis.

    My penis is colourblind.

    My grandfather has a shocking view of things which he would like to relate to your penis through correspondence.

    My penis is, however, an ageist.

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    KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Your penis is a racist.

    Not like my penis.

    My penis is colourblind.

    My grandfather has a shocking view of things which he would like to relate to your penis through correspondence.

    My penis is, however, an ageist.

    I like em like I likes my liquor

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    I like all vaginas, no matter the color, shape, size, or depth.


    Herpes set the trap and you're falling for it.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    I like all vaginas, no matter the color, shape, size, or depth.


    Herpes set the trap and you're falling for it.

    BTW, what if there were a, say, Puerto Rican girl, but who was adopted by white parents and liked metal or something. In other words, a hot brown girl with middle class values.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    KingAgamemnon wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    I like all vaginas, no matter the color, shape, size, or depth.


    Herpes set the trap and you're falling for it.

    BTW, what if there were a, say, Puerto Rican girl, but who was adopted by white parents and liked metal or something. In other words, a hot brown girl with middle class values.

    Not interested.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    I like all vaginas, no matter the color, shape, size, or depth.


    Herpes set the trap and you're falling for it.

    Herpes schmerpes.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    KingAgamemnon wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    I like all vaginas, no matter the color, shape, size, or depth.


    Herpes set the trap and you're falling for it.

    BTW, what if there were a, say, Puerto Rican girl, but who was adopted by white parents and liked metal or something. In other words, a hot brown girl with middle class values.

    Not interested.

    What if it was a Puerto Rican guy?

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    KingAgamemnon wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    I like all vaginas, no matter the color, shape, size, or depth.


    Herpes set the trap and you're falling for it.

    BTW, what if there were a, say, Puerto Rican girl, but who was adopted by white parents and liked metal or something. In other words, a hot brown girl with middle class values.

    Not interested.

    What if it was a Puerto Rican guy?

    Pass the coconut oil

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    KingAgamemnon wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    I like all vaginas, no matter the color, shape, size, or depth.


    Herpes set the trap and you're falling for it.

    BTW, what if there were a, say, Puerto Rican girl, but who was adopted by white parents and liked metal or something. In other words, a hot brown girl with middle class values.

    Not interested.

    What if it was a Puerto Rican guy?

    Pass the coconut oil

    Puerto Rican's bleed coconut oil.

    All you gotta do is smack him around a bit.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    KingAgamemnon wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    I like all vaginas, no matter the color, shape, size, or depth.


    Herpes set the trap and you're falling for it.

    BTW, what if there were a, say, Puerto Rican girl, but who was adopted by white parents and liked metal or something. In other words, a hot brown girl with middle class values.

    Not interested.

    What if it was a Puerto Rican guy?

    Pass the coconut oil

    :^:

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Graves you should come visit me.

    I'm, like 45 minutes north of Ft. Lauderdale.

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    KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    KingAgamemnon wrote: »
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    Eastern Glow wrote: »
    I like all vaginas, no matter the color, shape, size, or depth.


    Herpes set the trap and you're falling for it.

    BTW, what if there were a, say, Puerto Rican girl, but who was adopted by white parents and liked metal or something. In other words, a hot brown girl with middle class values.

    Not interested.

    Well you just lost your shot buddy!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I want to take a vacation.

    Like take a weekend in Ashland a watch a lot of Shakespeare.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'd like to spend a few weeks backpacking across Ireland.

    I have two weeks of vacation next year, I may do it.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    bring plenty of rain gear my friend

    you can always spot a tourist in Ireland because they're wearing shorts in a thunderstorm

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    I'd like to spend a few weeks backpacking across Ireland.

    I have two weeks of vacation next year, I may do it.

    See you there.

    I want to Interail 1 year for a month or so.

    Then visit friends in America and Europe.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I went inter railing 2 years ago around eastern Europe, it was absolutley brilliant

    It's the type of holiday that you'd almost have a better time if you went by yourself

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    While you're there, remember this:

    Turd = Third

    Tree = Three

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    what is the best country in Europe to visit

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    well that is quite the question

    it depends what you want to get out of your holiday

    overall my favourite city, which I have visited, was Budapest

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    simosimo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    what is the best country in Europe to visit

    switzerland

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    ukraine

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bearstranaut wrote: »
    I refused to go on my senior trip because my class had chosen Mexico of all fuck-awful places.
    Funny story - they gave me alot of shit, especially one kid who called me a "close-minded moron," when I said, "I'm not paying $1,100 to get shitty on tequila and stare at the sun along with all the other hack tourists. Sharing a hotel with you fags is the crap-icing on this shitcake."

    i don't blame you

    why would anyone want to go to such a fucking crap-ass country

    i have a thing for mexican chicks though :o

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    Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I want to take a vacation.

    Like take a weekend in Ashland a watch a lot of Shakespeare.

    ashland is awesome. The best plays there are the new works though.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
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    Airking850Airking850 Ottawa, ONRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm spending a week in the Mayan Riviera next April/May because my brother decided that his wedding should have a $1700 cover charge. Luckily I have some awesome friends who are coming along to keep me company, so it should be pretty fun.

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    While you're there, remember this:

    Turd = Third

    Tree = Three

    Them's fighting words boy.

    Yeah Irish people don't pronounce their "th" very well.

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