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[Phalla] Phallastar Phallactica - Game Over: Colonial Fleet Wins!

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Well, to me it's interesting that delroland, Seriously and Last Son all ended up voting for me.

    Edit: never mind.

  • ArkasArkas Registered User
    Good luck, guys.

  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    !Seriously

    No blowjobs for you sir.

  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    !Seriously is the final cylon

    What is a Cylon?
    Spoiler:

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    Well, shoot. :| Now I have to get seriously caught up, don't I?

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    And I'm alone on the ship with the murderer? Peachy.

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    !Seriously, yes, but I wouldn't necessarily bank on him being the last.

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    Regardless, I think the idea is that this battle's outcome'll determine the finale.

  • Ares of KobolAres of Kobol Registered User
    To the previous Admiral and the dead Cylon players: I may have PMd you clarifications regarding fleet battle mechanics you may want to share with your successors. You are free to PM these clarifications to them, but in the usual spirit of Phalla, do not include any other information, opinions or personal advice in these PMs. I'm counting on the honor system here.

    This is to help ensure that ignorance doesn't determine the outcome of the game, because due to the time zones and all I may not be able to answer all questions in time.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    My vote record stands as a shining example for all to see.

    Also, my ship is awesome and I am proud to be its Grand Vizier.

  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    I was but a common soldier when the previous admiral was murdered, but I wanted more. Rising in power takes time, but why not take a chance? Imagine my surprise when my bid to become fleet admiral was successful. I was eager to take the job, but the pressures of the job were more than expected. Rough times were had early on, and things looked bleak. So many of our best men were killed, and our first encounter with the enemy fleet was devastating. Twice I have been on the border of death, but was saved by others' sacrifices. But the tide has turned. We have made great strides in breaking the enemy code and eliminating many of the Cylons who conspire to bring our downfall. Soon, it will all be over. I feel that victory is soon in sight. With luck, I will see that day... where humanity overcomes its obstacles and starts anew, to eventually once again prosper.

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    Wildcat because we should have a second place vote-holder, despite the fact that Seriously is seriously guilty as sin.

  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    Death to seriously

    I saved my serious pew pew pews for you ;-)

    NNID: Sabuiy
    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    Holy hell guys,

    Looks like we pulled off another triple-play! That's two in a row!


    Frack guys,

    I think we got this one in the bag!

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    !Wildcat

    We're going to need a strong second place just in case some clever fellow tries to take out the first and nail a bunch of last minute single votees.

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    I see what you did there.

    Seriously

  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User
    It's time to die !Seriously.

    We shall not suffer a Cylon to live.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    Your copiloting skills are unnecessary, !Seriously.

  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    You have 200 Vipers and two available Ace Pilots, each worth 10 fighters.

    Don't we still have 3 Ace Pilots; Hector, Gambit, and Flare? I haven't seen death notifications for any of them.

    Wildcat for 2nd place, Trust being evil further convinces me that you are evil as well.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    You know

    I think I'd be a pretty good admiral.

    !Seriously
    !Seriously

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    Really?

    Actually?

    You sure?

    Are you kidding?

  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    !Sabs
    !Cheez

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    And I'm alone on the ship with the murderer? Peachy.

    I wouldn't worry about it.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    !cj iwakura
    !iamtheaznman

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    !cj iwakura
    !iamtheaznman

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    !Seriously

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Oh cut it out you

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    You were my favorite president, Obbi.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    Guys

    I wish I could stick around until the game ends, but I have a prior engagement and I can't.


    It makes me sad, but I trust you guys will be able to keep the watch here without me.

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  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    Seriously's death is going to be extra gruesome for all those vote changes.

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  • cheezcheez Registered User regular
    Sabs cheez

    I'm such a rebel.

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Dammit, I'm never going to see a phalla all the way through to a win, am I?

    Guys, all I can say is that I'd examine yesterday's voting records closely if I were you. Delroland redvoted me, Seriously redvoted me .... and !Last Son redvoted me. That's either some heck of a coincidence, or something very sinister.

  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Dammit, I'm never going to see a phalla all the way through to a win, am I?

    Guys, all I can say is that I'd examine yesterday's voting records closely if I were you. Delroland redvoted me, Seriously redvoted me .... and !Last Son redvoted me. That's either some heck of a coincidence, or something very sinister.

    You know that you aren't being set up to actually win the vote right? You're just in second place to prevent shenanigans.

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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User
    I hope we survive the fleet battle. Successfully killing off the last Cylon only to get blown up this close to our destination would be quite the shame.

    We await your orders cj. The Cloud 9 is primed and ready.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    Last Son wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Dammit, I'm never going to see a phalla all the way through to a win, am I?

    Guys, all I can say is that I'd examine yesterday's voting records closely if I were you. Delroland redvoted me, Seriously redvoted me .... and !Last Son redvoted me. That's either some heck of a coincidence, or something very sinister.

    You know that you aren't being set up to actually win the vote right? You're just in second place to prevent shenanigans.

    You'll forgive me if I don't believe you.

  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Last Son wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Dammit, I'm never going to see a phalla all the way through to a win, am I?

    Guys, all I can say is that I'd examine yesterday's voting records closely if I were you. Delroland redvoted me, Seriously redvoted me .... and !Last Son redvoted me. That's either some heck of a coincidence, or something very sinister.

    You know that you aren't being set up to actually win the vote right? You're just in second place to prevent shenanigans.

    You'll forgive me if I don't believe you.

    The vote is currently:

    Seriously - 7
    Wildcat - 2
    Last Son - 1

    With less than 30 minutes left you aren't exactly in danger of actually winning it. Also, you forgot to retract your previous vote up there.

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    Wildcat is an innocent confirmed by my seering.

    !Retract Seriously
    !Last Son for second instead.

    Blarney told me that Last Son was confirmed by Obbi's seering, but always thought Last Son could be a thrall. I disagreed with him, but now that it turns out Trust was a thrall it could be true.

  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User
    Regardless, we're killing Seriously, the confirmed Cylon.

    I'd actually prefer a few more Seriously votes. I don't want to see retractions and recasts ending up killing Wildcat and not Seriously.

    Because she needs to die.

    Seriously.

    EDIT: If we want votes for last son, move them from the Wildcat vote pool, not the confirmed Cylon pool.

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  • iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Regardless, we're killing Seriously, the confirmed Cylon.

    I'd actually prefer a few more Seriously votes. I don't want to see retractions and recasts ending up killing Wildcat and not Seriously.

    Because she needs to die.

    Seriously.

    EDIT: If we want votes for last son, move them from the Wildcat vote pool, not the confirmed Cylon pool.

    Seriously is probably the only Cylon left (I hope) and he said he won't be back from vote time. I can always change later.

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