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[OOG] One Thousand Blank Cards: Witty Sequel Related Title

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hey, next time a challenger approaches...


    Can I come in due to my masterstroke?

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Curse you Stew! You've turned my own beautiful card against me.

    I had so much wanted to watch others attempt to write a horror story, and now, I find that it's me on the chopping block. Oh well.

    Alright, so Evil, shall Hats and I do the story before we play cards? If so, Hats, I propose that in order to do this, we both tell one half. Decide whether you'd like to do the first part or the second part.

    FreeAgent on
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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    No, keep playing cards, Agent. The game has been halted for dumber things and I want a round to actually run smoothly.

    The arbitrary deadline for the super scary ghoststory is Sunday, but play continues per normal.

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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    Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    FreeAgent wrote: »
    Curse you Stew! You've turned my own beautiful card against me.

    I had so much wanted to watch others attempt to write a horror story, and now, I find that it's me on the chopping block. Oh well.

    Yea I decided to use it before someone else got their hands on it. I'm terrible at writing.

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The in-depth update is completed.

    File complaints to my cock.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
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    The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'll take first half of the story.

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    kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait, there were two pimp slap cards in the deck?

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    The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    No, it got sent to me, because he technically couldn't target DarkPrimus. It's not very clear, but it happened.

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    kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fair enough, seemed odd to see it again, hehe.

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    HayasaHayasa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This game is most excellent, and I already have five cards ready to go in case someone slips up and spot opens. I AM EAGER.

    Hayasa on
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Psst... Primus? Evil?

    ...where is everyone? D:

    Edcrab on
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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I died.

    Hands going out. Sorry for the delay.

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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    The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That story was actually based off of real life. Never actually went inside, but damn was that house scary.

    For the record, the murder bit is false, as is the going inside the house bit. The picture was real, but I can't remember what was on it, and the date was made up. The moss-car was real.

    It got torn down a while back.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hmm, is Primus out of cards? I kind of pictured missing card draws as missing the end of round draws, but not the chance to play cards from your existing hand.

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    His hand is empty.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
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    Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I don't know when exactly it will happen, but I'm going to be moving, so their may be a couple of days I won't be able to get on. If it's my turn and I don't post in a while, that's probably why.

    Abysmal Lynx on
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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Any ailments you wanna cure, Jesus?

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Are you there ZombieJesus? It's me, DarkPrimus.

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    Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    Any ailments you wanna cure, Jesus?

    Nope, I'm good, it just felt like as Vice-President Zombie Jesusaur, I needed some power to go with the Jesus part.
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Are you there ZombieJesus? It's me, DarkPrimus.

    I'm here; worship me and someday you to will have eternal life. I'm not to worried about overpopulation seeing as how that testicular torsion of yours will leave you sterile.

    Abysmal Lynx on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Cure plz.

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    Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Cure plz.

    God helps those who helps themselves.

    Sry lol

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Need another player. RNG rolls for all interested parties at 10PM EST.

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yessssss


    Let me in, Oh d6 of fate!!

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, that was easy. Mech, check your PMs.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    God damn it, I missed two entry chances?

    D:

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There will be another.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah, but I know I'm going to miss it. :P

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    HayasaHayasa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What...he....aw man, I missed it.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bah, soon the Zombie effect will end and I'll lose my necromantic power. My evil reign is over!

    ...hopefully Evil chooses to depokeify the masses too.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh, I am so going to hell.

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    Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    godammit hats

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    God damn it, I missed two entry chances?

    D:
    ...damnit, I missed the second one.
    Maybe I'll remember to check in time when the next one pops up.

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    Well, that was easy. Mech, check your PMs.


    Man, I was hoping for another one of those RNG screenshots.


    Only with my name in every slot. You crush me.

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Still Hats' turn as he's a dirty man who can't please WTF.

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
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    Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm moving right now so I probably wont be able to get on for a few days.

    Abysmal Lynx on
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mech failed to describe his vagina in flowery metaphors - therefore his card is invalid and he loses both his next two turns and may never know the joys of being empowered blah blah blah.

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mech failed to describe his vagina in flowery metaphors - therefore his card is invalid and he loses both his next two turns and may never know the joys of being empowered blah blah blah.

    Never said anything about the ignorer's card being invalid in that card.


    Just said I lose two turns.


    EDIT: And everything's wiped clean by the reformat, so I don't even lose two turns! HAH!

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    Abysmal LynxAbysmal Lynx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sigh, their goes all my titles.

    Also, I'm back.

    Abysmal Lynx on
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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    However, it also said before you play your card, and you did not do it before you played your card; therefore you should lose that turn and the next turn.

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    MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    However, it also said before you play your card, and you did not do it before you played your card; therefore you should lose that turn and the next turn.


    It states pretty clearly that I just lose my next two turns and I am not in touch with my womanhood.


    It does not state "The player who does not follow this rule is unable to play a card, and also loses their next two turns (etc.)"

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