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Greatest piece of home entertainment EVER? I think so...

ScottyScotty Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
Taken from Gizmodo...

"We knew that there was a motorized, fully-articulated R2-D2 projector with built-in DVD, iPod dock, all kinds of digital media inputs, and Millennium Falcon remote control, but we never—EVER—imagined it would be so amazingly drooltastic as this video shows. Time to put on your LEGO-made Han Solo jacket or Leia bikini, and buy this thing—because after watching it in action, I don't care about the lack of Full HD support: this thing is absolutely I must have, caress, fondle, and lick all over material. Reaching nerdgasm, however, still costs $2,995."


If you haven't seen it...you owe yourself...
http://gizmodo.com/386007/r2+d2-projector-in-action-video-verdict-a-must-have

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, for that price, it better give me blowjobs too. Sloppy ones, at that. No cold, dry, machine-like robot sucking.

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  • ScottyScotty Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I don't really think I owe it to myself

  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    3 grand eh. I think i'll pass.

    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Hey, Satan.
  • ScottyScotty Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Can we forget the price for a second and talk about the actual product? I think it's quite impressive. Does it do everything you think it should do? Does the remote work for you? I agree with others on the site that a lightsaber remote would have been cooler.

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    All those questions seem moot when you realize it's $3000

  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    As far as dumb nerd toys go this one is way up there with the best of them in terms of how much of a stupid fucking nerd one needs to be to buy one

  • ScottyScotty Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I understand.

    Believe me, I'm as practical as the next guy/girl and could never pay out such coin for something that's such an incredible novelty. (My wife would kill me, and I would probably beat her to it actually)

    I just thought it was cool, and that maybe others might too.

    So you're saying I am wrong in thinking that it is pretty damn cool, nifty, swell or even top drawer?

  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime "We're ready to believe you..." FireSideWizardRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Scotty wrote: »
    Can we forget the price for a second and talk about the actual product? I think it's quite impressive. Does it do everything you think it should do? Does the remote work for you? I agree with others on the site that a lightsaber remote would have been cooler.

    Designed so that when you salute it the lightsaber shoots out of the top?

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    This neo-feudalism would be more tolerable if our betters had fancy titles.
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Scotty wrote: »
    Can we forget the price for a second and talk about the actual product? I think it's quite impressive. Does it do everything you think it should do? Does the remote work for you? I agree with others on the site that a lightsaber remote would have been cooler.

    Ok, forgetting the price. They should have added a port for a fleshlight. Because if you have one of these in your home you have obviously given up on sex with another human being and you should have just used that $3000 on whores. Whoops, there's that whole price thing again.

    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Hey, Satan.
  • ScottyScotty Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Scotty wrote: »
    Can we forget the price for a second and talk about the actual product? I think it's quite impressive. Does it do everything you think it should do? Does the remote work for you? I agree with others on the site that a lightsaber remote would have been cooler.

    Designed so that when you salute it the lightsaber shoots out of the top?



    See, now that would be pretty great, especially if it could sense where you were somehow and shoot it at you to catch.:P (Ok, yeah, that's pretty damn geek lazy there)

  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie the way you look should be a sinRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    looks interesting, actually

    but of course, 3k is a lot

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    this thread disappoints

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dru looks down from on high

    and scowls

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Where's the little shock-prod

    Whats the point if R2 can't awkwardly extend his little tazer and make your friends piss themselves

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Where's the little shock-prod

    Whats the point if R2 can't awkwardly extend his little tazer and make your friends piss themselves

    It's no use... you can only own one of those if you have no friends.

  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited May 2008
    This projector is snake oil

    goddamn snake oil

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Where's the little shock-prod

    Whats the point if R2 can't awkwardly extend his little tazer and make your friends piss themselves

    It's no use... you can only own one of those if you have no friends.

    This is a valid point

    I think if I'm ever incredibly wealthy this is one of the things I'll secretly own for when I'm eating cheetohs in my boxers at three in the morning, but will never emerge otherwise

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Where's the little shock-prod

    Whats the point if R2 can't awkwardly extend his little tazer and make your friends piss themselves

    It also needs a robotic phallus to interact with the other computers and electronics in my house. By giving them a good solid robot boning, and spinning it.

  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    how is this projector better than less expensive projectors

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Where's the little shock-prod

    Whats the point if R2 can't awkwardly extend his little tazer and make your friends piss themselves

    It also needs a robotic phallus to interact with the other computers and electronics in my house. By giving them a good solid robot boning, and spinning it.

    Exactly

    Features, people

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    star wars was alright i guess

  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited May 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    star wars was alright i guess

    I mean captain kirk is all right but they really aren't all that dynamic of characters...

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    $3000, and it doesn't even have HD?

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    $3000, and it doesn't even have HD?

    It says in the advertisement that is does have HD

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    $3000, and it doesn't even have HD?

    It says in the advertisement that is does have HD

    gizmondo states that it does not have full HD support

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    $3000, and it doesn't even have HD?

    It says in the advertisement that is does have HD

    gizmondo states that it does not have full HD support

    Whats the difference

    It said HD gaming so I just assumed, if it doesn't do it outside of that that is hella gay

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2008
    man, whatever, that fucking thing is hot

  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    robothero wrote: »
    star wars was alright i guess

    I mean captain kirk is all right but they really aren't all that dynamic of characters...

    i heard there is a new one coming out with that guy from the american comedy about zombies

  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    $3000, and it doesn't even have HD?

    It says in the advertisement that is does have HD

    gizmondo states that it does not have full HD support

    Whats the difference

    It said HD gaming so I just assumed, if it doesn't do it outside of that that is hella gay

    Yeah but it's not full!

    What kind of shitty-ass HD isn't full

    I mean, gaaaaawd

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    $3000, and it doesn't even have HD?

    It says in the advertisement that is does have HD

    gizmondo states that it does not have full HD support

    Whats the difference

    It said HD gaming so I just assumed, if it doesn't do it outside of that that is hella gay

    i have no idea what it actually means

    but if i can't afford it, i'm sure as hell going to knock it down a peg

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2008
    pretty sure it means 720 instead of 1080

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, look at that lazy mother fucker laying back on the couch and playing games on the ceiling.

    I want to fucking do that.

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, look at that lazy mother fucker laying back on the couch and playing games on the ceiling.

    I want to fucking do that.

    in my experience, it's a pretty uncomfortable way to play, and it just feels wrong

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If this stimulus plan gave me $3000 dollars instead of $300 I would be highly tempted to buy this. I am hardly a Star Wars fan and I find it fascinating.

    This is pretty tits, and those that say otherwise are just bitter they can't afford it.

    Spoiler:
  • life3life3 Registered User
    edited May 2008
    I know someone who knows someone who has one of these. I don't know if this is true, but I also heard it responds to voice commands and screams in terror when you mention Darth Vader.

    I must see it in action.

    HOW APPROPRIATE [URL="aim:goim?screenname=skullc0rp"]YOU[/URL] FIGHT LIKE A COW
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I think it's kinda cool :(

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I made a thread about this like a year ago

    nobody cared

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    If this stimulus plan gave me $3000 dollars instead of $300 I would be highly tempted to buy this. I am hardly a Star Wars fan and I find it fascinating.

    This is pretty tits, and those that say otherwise are just bitter they can't afford it.

    I'm bitter that I can't afford this thing, but I'm not going to knock it. It's awesome.

    I can't afford $3000 hooker, either, but you don't see me trying to convince myself that they're horrible.

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