Stupid shit people do with their kids

Metzger Meister

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

i think the thing said muslim.

either way they're going to hell for not accepting jesus the christ into their hearts.

filthy heathens

I bet an inquistion would straighten out their sinner's hearts

what are they going to do, pacifist us to death?

#pipe

Bearstranaut wrote: »

Fallout wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

My friends never control cried their kids

now they've got a three year old who has to be cuddled to sleep.

That's not cool.

if they just lock the kid in the room all night he'll figure it out himself

Yeah I was like, "Control cry? do you mean just letting them cry themselves to sleep because you are an awesome dude?"

because that's what I would do if I were positive they were not in fact being stalked by a tiger or choking to death on the millions of small toys no doubt left in his crib by some depressed nanny

Yeah see this is exactly what you're supposed to do. When the baby is like 6 months old. half an hour of noise, they get tired and fall asleep. Do it every night for a week and you'll never have trouble getting your kids to sleep again.

If you don't do it they turn into stubborn toddlers who will stay awake screaming bloody murder all fucking night, and eventually teenagers who can't sleep properly and wake their parents up in the middle of the night.

Fiz

Hey Killjoy, you 18 yet?

The video was... interesting. I don't think I could ever have kids the way I do it but even if I did Redi wouldn't be letting me throw the child off a building. We'd let them get strong the old fashioned way - super powers

PiptheFair

Fiz wrote: »

Hey Killjoy, you 18 yet?

The video was... interesting. I don't think I could ever have kids the way I do it but even if I did Redi wouldn't be letting me throw the child off a building. We'd let them get strong the old fashioned way - super powers

going the expose them to radiation route I see

Bearstranaut

#pipe wrote: »

Bearstranaut wrote: »

Fallout wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

My friends never control cried their kids

now they've got a three year old who has to be cuddled to sleep.

That's not cool.

if they just lock the kid in the room all night he'll figure it out himself

Yeah I was like, "Control cry? do you mean just letting them cry themselves to sleep because you are an awesome dude?"

because that's what I would do if I were positive they were not in fact being stalked by a tiger or choking to death on the millions of small toys no doubt left in his crib by some depressed nanny

Yeah see this is exactly what you're supposed to do. When the baby is like 6 months old. half an hour of noise, they get tired and fall asleep. Do it every night for a week and you'll never have trouble getting your kids to sleep again.

If you don't do it they turn into stubborn toddlers who will stay awake screaming bloody murder all fucking night, and eventually teenagers who can't sleep properly and wake their parents up in the middle of the night.

ex: I know a sixteen year old kid who gets tucked in every night.
wtf.

Killjoy

Fiz wrote: »

Hey Killjoy, you 18 yet?

narp

seventeen this summer

Weaver

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

i think the thing said muslim.

either way they're going to hell for not accepting jesus the christ into their hearts.

filthy heathens

I bet an inquistion would straighten out their sinner's hearts

The_Scarab

Bearstranaut wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

Bearstranaut wrote: »

Fallout wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

My friends never control cried their kids

now they've got a three year old who has to be cuddled to sleep.

That's not cool.

if they just lock the kid in the room all night he'll figure it out himself

Yeah I was like, "Control cry? do you mean just letting them cry themselves to sleep because you are an awesome dude?"

because that's what I would do if I were positive they were not in fact being stalked by a tiger or choking to death on the millions of small toys no doubt left in his crib by some depressed nanny

Yeah see this is exactly what you're supposed to do. When the baby is like 6 months old. half an hour of noise, they get tired and fall asleep. Do it every night for a week and you'll never have trouble getting your kids to sleep again.

If you don't do it they turn into stubborn toddlers who will stay awake screaming bloody murder all fucking night, and eventually teenagers who can't sleep properly and wake their parents up in the middle of the night.

ex: I know a sixteen year old kid who gets tucked in every night.
wtf.

haha you should bully them.

PiptheFair

ahahahah he has a pimp cane

Veegeezee

Baby dropping is the new infant immunization.

It's just a coincidence that the symptoms of brain damage show up around the same age as the dropping.

Synthetic Orange

Baby status: shaken.

Killjoy

not stirred

Peas

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YiOiA1yThJ8

Synthetic Orange

Mmmmm, candy

SkankPlaya

The way some kids talk today, if my mom heard me say that stuff when I was their age, I'd still have a bar of soap in my mouth.

Lucky Cynic

You guys have heard of that stooooopid christian couple that instead of treating their daughter's very treatable diabetes, they prayed and saw it as a test of faith.

The daughter died, the sibling is in foster care and they are facing criminal charges for neglect.

Zonkytonkman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_ironing

Lucky Cynic

Zonkytonkman wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_ironing

D:

redfenix

goddamn it, world, stop mutilating people

men of cameroon, stop with the rapings or whatever, jesus.

laughingfuzzball

The people in the video were Muslim. It's also practiced on other towers in the region by Hindus.

Learn to pay attention, fags.

Zephyr

Zonkytonkman wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_ironing

this would be hilarious if it backfires and turns out cameroon has a lot of pedophiles

Jigglypuff

as long as they don ' t do any booty ironing i think i will be okay with it .

trentsteel

Breast feeding until twelve.

Fugitive

Zephyr wrote: »

Zonkytonkman wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_ironing

this would be hilarious if it backfires and turns out cameroon has a lot of pedophiles

Save these people, Iron Man!

trentsteel

One time I saw this little blonde dude of like, eight with his hot mom at the airport and this kid was crawling all over her and obviously being all sexual and rubbing on her and stuff and she just sort of seemed to encourage it and he kept kissing her and eeuuuyyuuch that was creepy.

Kusuguttai

amen nigglypuff

Anjin-San

god

it's like a guy with this gigantic cancerous mole on his face

you sorta want to yank it off

L|ama

Some people around here put their kid in a clothes dryer. We also had the 'pray to cure our kid's cancer' people, didn't work out so good. Then there's the other court case currently going on about the family where one of them beat the baby so hard that he died, and they went to mcdonalds before they went to the hospital.

mcp

ahahahahaahahaha oh shit, that baby dropping video was hilarious.

Dublo7

Oden wrote: »

even if it is a stupid ritual you shouldn't really be all judgemental about it

They're throwing babies off a fucking building.

These people are fucking morons.

CrackedLens

so the most stupid thing that i think is going on now adays with kids is the "everybody is special" thing

every team in the league gets a trophy

every kid in the class gets an award

every kid in the talent show gets a ribbon

these kids need to learn that coming in last IS FUCKING COMING IN LAST!! you dont need to give the 8th place team trophies, because they sucked. if they want a fucking trophy, bust your ass and get better and maybe you'll get one next year

in my opinion, it makes kids weaker and panders to mediocrity to give out "Also Ran" medals

trentsteel

Yeah, I heard one guy's theory as to why there are so many little fuckers around. Basically being told "You are special" with no qualifying factor makes kids think they don't have to be good at anything or put any effort into anything because they are special no matter what. Whatever 'special' means.

CrackedLens

i also hate seeing kids on those fucking leashes

whether they are just wrist straps or backpack things made to look like bears or monkey or whatever, its still a fucking leash

why dont you be a fucking parent and control your kid!! if they run off and get into shit, first explain the dangers and consequences of doing that. if they do it again, FUCKING DISCIPLINE THEM. eventually they will get the message not to run off when mommy and daddy are at the mall

Shorty

CrackedLens wrote: »

so the most stupid thing that i think is going on now adays with kids is the "everybody is special" thing

every team in the league gets a trophy

every kid in the class gets an award

every kid in the talent show gets a ribbon

these kids need to learn that coming in last IS FUCKING COMING IN LAST!! you dont need to give the 8th place team trophies, because they sucked. if they want a fucking trophy, bust your ass and get better and maybe you'll get one next year

in my opinion, it makes kids weaker and panders to mediocrity to give out "Also Ran" medals

the focus of american society has shifted

it is not about being the best anymore

it is about not hurting anyone's feelings

the greatest thing you can do in america is be average

it is a typically myopic standpoint

CrackedLens

Shorty wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

so the most stupid thing that i think is going on now adays with kids is the "everybody is special" thing

every team in the league gets a trophy

every kid in the class gets an award

every kid in the talent show gets a ribbon

these kids need to learn that coming in last IS FUCKING COMING IN LAST!! you dont need to give the 8th place team trophies, because they sucked. if they want a fucking trophy, bust your ass and get better and maybe you'll get one next year

in my opinion, it makes kids weaker and panders to mediocrity to give out "Also Ran" medals

the focus of american society has shifted

it is not about being the best anymore

it is about not hurting anyone's feelings

the greatest thing you can do in america is be average

it is a typically myopic standpoint

exactly the whole "not wanting to hurt anybody's feeling" shit

fuck that. you came in last? too fucking bad, you suck at sports, either get better or try something else.

Shorty

trentsteel wrote: »

Yeah, I heard one guy's theory as to why there are so many little fuckers around. Basically being told "You are special" with no qualifying factor makes kids think they don't have to be good at anything or put any effort into anything because they are special no matter what. Whatever 'special' means.

this is why I think The Incredibles is one of the best children's movies of all time

the message is that you are special if you work for it

and that by declaring that everyone is special

you are really saying that no-one is

Blake T

I'm pretty sure in here we don't congratulate anyone for being shit.

Shorty

CrackedLens wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

so the most stupid thing that i think is going on now adays with kids is the "everybody is special" thing

every team in the league gets a trophy

every kid in the class gets an award

every kid in the talent show gets a ribbon

these kids need to learn that coming in last IS FUCKING COMING IN LAST!! you dont need to give the 8th place team trophies, because they sucked. if they want a fucking trophy, bust your ass and get better and maybe you'll get one next year

in my opinion, it makes kids weaker and panders to mediocrity to give out "Also Ran" medals

the focus of american society has shifted

it is not about being the best anymore

it is about not hurting anyone's feelings

the greatest thing you can do in america is be average

it is a typically myopic standpoint

exactly the whole "not wanting to hurt anybody's feeling" shit

fuck that. you came in last? too fucking bad, you suck at sports, either get better or try something else.

it is a system which will inevitably lead to an Idiocracy-esque society

man I could not laugh at that movie

it was far too ominous

Blake T

Mind you we rarely congratulate people for doing anything good either.

Fallout

america still demands that you be the best or at least pretty good, it is still a very competitive place

but pointing that out is in direct violation of the promise of THE AMERICAN DREAM, WHERE ANYONE CAN BE PRESIDENT OR RICH OR FAMOUS, and is thus a cardinal sin