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RARGH FUCK THE POLICE ANGER AND OTHER SUCH EMOTIONS

the wookthe wook Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Singularity Engine++
I got a speeding ticket this morning. 75 in a 60. That's not even speeding. Frowny face.

s'ok though. I'm in way too good of a mood to have it ruined by a fat motorcycle cop.

so how are the police fucking up your life these days?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i got pulled over the other morning

    but i knew the cop, so we laughed about it and he told to get to work

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella tube Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    fuck tha police

    i can't drive so they aren't

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that is, in fact, speeding

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    slow down meathead

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Phonehand wrote: »
    that is, in fact, speeding

    prove it

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Phonehand wrote: »
    that is, in fact, speeding

    not in California

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    my brother got pulled over for not having his turn signal on when he pulled into our street

    I was with him and the policeman thought I was his daughter (I was 19, he was 21)

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You should've just wrestled him, Wook.

    Cops are all about that.

    If you pin a cop, they tear up the ticket.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    slow down meathead

    I drive at the speed of awesome

    Chico - he was really fat. I don't think I could've moved him

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i feel i am justified in my statement

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've only gotten 1 ticket after being pulled over like 6 or 7 times.

    One time a cop pulled me over for passing someone in my neighborhood going 20 miles over the speed limit at 10 O'Clock in the morning while I was supposed to be in school.

    I told him I was trying to get to the comic book shop and he laughed. Told me not to do it again.

    I somehow dodged speeding, reckless driving, and truency.


    You have no idea how happy I was.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    it cracks me up when people are all like

    "i got a ticket for going 60 in a 55!!"

    oh yeah? whats the speed limit?

    "55"

    and how fast were you going?

    "60"

    hmmm.... interesting

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  • SkyHawk EcksSkyHawk Ecks Registered User
    edited May 2008
    75 in a 60 is poppycock.

    I've gone 150 in a 65.

    I've gotten pulled over for 83 in a 65.

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited May 2008
    the wook? more like the wuss

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime Designated Wizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Um... 75 in a 60 is speeding.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I don't get pulled over much because I walk to work

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  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You know, I hear that most, if not all cops are bastards.

    Somebody should probably barbecue their dicks.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow In The Wild Frontier Off The Beaten TrackRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Don't we have a whining thread for this sort of thing?

    Only thing I've been pulled over for was a hit-and-run. I backed into a friend's car and I guess the neighbor didn't see us work things out so he called in my license plate. Not cool.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I've only gotten 1 ticket after being pulled over like 6 or 7 times.

    One time a cop pulled me over for passing someone in my neighborhood going 20 miles over the speed limit at 10 O'Clock in the morning while I was supposed to be in school.

    I told him I was trying to get to the comic book shop and he laughed. Told me not to do it again.

    I somehow dodged speeding, reckless driving, and truency.


    You have no idea how happy I was.

    And you have no idea why your parents didn't get you an '08.

    ....

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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime Designated Wizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I had a cop pull a gun on me once.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    You know, I hear that most, if not all cops are bastards.

    Somebody should probably barbecue their dicks.

    actually most cops are good guys just doing a shitty job

    there are some who get off on the power trip, but that how shit goes

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wanted to make fun of MagicPrime's typo but he fixed it
    Now I'm angry

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Um... 75 in a 60 is speeding.
    In California, if you're going 75 in a 60, you're probably moving a bit slower than most of the traffic around you.

    It's seriously a totally different culture from most of the rest of the country.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I don't get pulled over much because I walk to work

    they're apparently big on busting jaywalkers here

    which sucks because the lights here are retarded

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My experiences with the police have been pretty good, if occassionally annoying.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I drive very, very fast but I have yet to incur any sort of violation, moving or otherwise.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Um... 75 in a 60 is speeding.
    In California, if you're going 75 in a 60, you're probably moving a bit slower than most of the traffic around you.

    It's seriously a totally different culture from most of the rest of the country.

    That's dogshit.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Um... 75 in a 60 is speeding.
    In California, if you're going 75 in a 60, you're probably moving a bit slower than most of the traffic around you.

    It's seriously a totally different culture from most of the rest of the country.

    seriously. i get so pissed when people are going 75 in the fast lane. fast lane is clearly 80 and up.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the speed limit in MA is pretty damn lenient, too. As long as you're moving "with the flow of traffic" it's very rare that you'll be pulled over at all.

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    only speeding ticket I ever got was going 50 in a 40

    bear in mind though that it was on a road where no one drives under 50

    no one, not even old people follow the speed limit on this particular street

    it was near the end of the month, so I figure the dude was filling his quota

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Um... 75 in a 60 is speeding.
    In California, if you're going 75 in a 60, you're probably moving a bit slower than most of the traffic around you.

    It's seriously a totally different culture from most of the rest of the country.

    seriously. i get so pissed when people are going 75 in the fast lane. fast lane is clearly 80 and up.

    Basically if I can catch up to someone in the fast lane, they are driving too slow.

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime Designated Wizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I wanted to make fun of MagicPrime's typo but he fixed it
    Now I'm angry

    That's what the edit button is for. :lol:

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    not all of us drive a delorean javen (how do you even spell that)

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    I don't get pulled over much because I walk to work
    they're apparently big on busting jaywalkers here

    which sucks because the lights here are retarded
    I keep hearing that, but I've jaywalked immediately in front of cops multiple times, and none of them have ever cared.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    One time in South Dakota I got pulled over for apparently not stopping enough when turning right on a red at 2 am.

    Cops in South Dakota really need more to do than try to catch drunk drivers.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.

    Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?

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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    One time in South Dakota I got pulled over for apparently not stopping enough when turning right on a red at 2 am.

    Cops in South Dakota really need more to do than try to catch drunk drivers.

    we got pulled over for stopping too long at a stop sign

    the cop said 'waiting for that sign to turn green?'

    fag

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    how do you get pulled over for stopping

    you're already stopped.

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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2008
    The only time I've ever been pulled over for speeding was about ten seconds before some other car rear-ended the police car behind me, and the cop told me to go home because now he had something much better to deal with.

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