I don't get pulled over much because I walk to work
they're apparently big on busting jaywalkers here
which sucks because the lights here are retarded
2 out of 3 of the lights on my route to work are total bastards
if you don't press the walk button well before the light changes, it won't even stay green long enough to cross the street
Yeah they're like that here. I don't know why there's a button. Why can't they just light up "Walk" automatically like in the city?
well as far as my town goes, I'm pretty sure it's because I'm one of maybe four people that actually walk anywhere
and the city rightfully does not care about our pedestrian needs
there are a ton of pedestrians here, so it doesn't make sense
luckily the drivers are really nice, though. if i step into the street and then see a car they always stop to let me go, even after i tell them to
unlike philadelphia where i'd get honked and cussed at
In California, if you're going 75 in a 60, you're probably moving a bit slower than most of the traffic around you.
It's seriously a totally different culture from most of the rest of the country.
where is the speed limit 60? I can't even imagine a speed limit of 60.
55 or 65 or in some remote places, 70 I think.
but 60?
anyway, New Mexico? Fuck that place. I got a ticket for 80 in a 75 there. It was a fucking Indian cop, apparently they have those in New Mexico. It was half a fucking mile over the border from Arizona where I happily went 80-85 thru the whole state (limit = 75) You have to plead guilty right there, on the spot. Either that or come back 6 weeks later and go to Tribal Court (hint: they don't like white people). Fucking scam is what it is.
oh one time in high school I got pulled over for "lane deviation" and the chick cop insisted on patting me down and it was creepy and weird.
I got pulled over several times for speeding in my 1979 Ford Ranger. Mind you, this was in a 65 zone, and had I ever managed to get the thing over 65, it probably would have exploded. They sure did make sure to administer those field sobriety tests, y'know, since they had me pulled over anyway, and would I mind if they just took a look around my truck?
The only time i've been pulled over was in New Jersey. I was doing 85 in a 65. The cop let me off though since he saw I was military and I told him I was dropping off my friend and just trying to get home.
jersey cops are dicks, i hear
my brother's only ticket (that i know of) was in jersey
All I know is that when I was leaving that state, every mile someone was pulled over. The only other time I've seen that many cops is when there is a huge accident.
And yet an accident slows down all traffic for half an hour or more.
Why don't you people, you know, slow down? Take life a little easier?
Driving fast is enjoying life.
Driving slow is lame.
And when you swerve and hit the guard rail and do three corkscrews in the air before smashing into a beautiful ball of death and fire, you get to look cool on the 6:00 news.
Some dumb highschool bitch a couple years ago sped down a road in Olympia, called Wheeler, that was really fun to speed on - bumpy and awesome as fuck.
We never went too fast, though, because at the end there's a little hump and then an intersection where you can turn only left or right.
Because if you go straight you'll go through a guardrail fall 2 stories and land on the Northbound lane of Interstate 5.
Bitch is drunk with 2 friends in the car. Goes straight. The car does a barrel roll and lands top down. Kills her friends, but she of course lived.
Bunch of Highschool richboys in my town were doing jumps in the mini-coop their lawyer dad bought for hi . They hit a big ass oak tree in mid-air, the car ricocheted off the tree and landed on the roof. Broke one kids arm, gave 2 of them a concussion and one of the kids in the back had half the skin scalped off the top of his head along with more or less fracturing every bone in his face. The cars "owner" the driver, walked away with some bruises.
Yeah, Speed limit traffic really belongs in the middle lane.
But I really do not see an awful lot of people doing anything faster than 75 in the fast lane in So Cal.
o_O
Everywhere north of there does way more. I mean, we were on the 5 on the way down to Anaheim from the Bay Area, and doing 105 in the slow lane. We were being passed by an awful lot of people.
And in the Bay Area, anything under 80 has zero business in the fast lane.
I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but I rarely see anybody doing more than 80, and even 80's pushing it.
70-65 is by far the average speed in any lane left of the slow lane.
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oh one time in high school I got pulled over for "lane deviation" and the chick cop insisted on patting me down and it was creepy and weird.
I got pulled over several times for speeding in my 1979 Ford Ranger. Mind you, this was in a 65 zone, and had I ever managed to get the thing over 65, it probably would have exploded. They sure did make sure to administer those field sobriety tests, y'know, since they had me pulled over anyway, and would I mind if they just took a look around my truck?
do you look like a serial killer?
do you often follow people on backroads without your headlights at night and then turn them on when you're right behind them and
In California, if you're going 75 in a 60, you're probably moving a bit slower than most of the traffic around you.
It's seriously a totally different culture from most of the rest of the country.
where is the speed limit 60? I can't even imagine a speed limit of 60.
55 or 65 or in some remote places, 70 I think.
but 60?
anyway, New Mexico? Fuck that place. I got a ticket for 80 in a 75 there. It was a fucking Indian cop, apparently they have those in New Mexico. It was half a fucking mile over the border from Arizona where I happily went 80-85 thru the whole state (limit = 75) You have to plead guilty right there, on the spot. Either that or come back 6 weeks later and go to Tribal Court (hint: they don't like white people). Fucking scam is what it is.
65 is the limit for most freeways in California.
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oh one time in high school I got pulled over for "lane deviation" and the chick cop insisted on patting me down and it was creepy and weird.
I got pulled over several times for speeding in my 1979 Ford Ranger. Mind you, this was in a 65 zone, and had I ever managed to get the thing over 65, it probably would have exploded. They sure did make sure to administer those field sobriety tests, y'know, since they had me pulled over anyway, and would I mind if they just took a look around my truck?
well the glove compartment is locked so's the trunk in the back
and i know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that
where is the speed limit 60? I can't even imagine a speed limit of 60.
55 or 65 or in some remote places, 70 I think.
but 60?
anyway, New Mexico? Fuck that place. I got a ticket for 80 in a 75 there. It was a fucking Indian cop, apparently they have those in New Mexico. It was half a fucking mile over the border from Arizona where I happily went 80-85 thru the whole state (limit = 75) You have to plead guilty right there, on the spot. Either that or come back 6 weeks later and go to Tribal Court (hint: they don't like white people). Fucking scam is what it is.
The 5 through the Seattle area is mostly 60.
Of course, between about half an hour south of the Bay Area and Bakersfield I think it's 80-85.
anyway, New Mexico? Fuck that place. I got a ticket for 80 in a 75 there. It was a fucking Indian cop, apparently they have those in New Mexico. It was half a fucking mile over the border from Arizona where I happily went 80-85 thru the whole state (limit = 75) You have to plead guilty right there, on the spot. Either that or come back 6 weeks later and go to Tribal Court (hint: they don't like white people). Fucking scam is what it is.
my guess is you were on the Navajo reservation
the tribe gets a percentage of the money from the ticket
oh one time in high school I got pulled over for "lane deviation" and the chick cop insisted on patting me down and it was creepy and weird.
I got pulled over several times for speeding in my 1979 Ford Ranger. Mind you, this was in a 65 zone, and had I ever managed to get the thing over 65, it probably would have exploded. They sure did make sure to administer those field sobriety tests, y'know, since they had me pulled over anyway, and would I mind if they just took a look around my truck?
well the glove compartment is locked so's the trunk in the back
and i know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that
jay-z is the best legal advice my ghetto could ever receive
oh one time in high school I got pulled over for "lane deviation" and the chick cop insisted on patting me down and it was creepy and weird.
I got pulled over several times for speeding in my 1979 Ford Ranger. Mind you, this was in a 65 zone, and had I ever managed to get the thing over 65, it probably would have exploded. They sure did make sure to administer those field sobriety tests, y'know, since they had me pulled over anyway, and would I mind if they just took a look around my truck?
well the glove compartment is locked so's the trunk in the back
and i know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that
By the time they got around to asking, the passenger door was usually open, and they were shining their flashlight around the cab.
It was a 1979 Ford Ranger. It didn't have a glove compartment that closed, or a trunk. :P
oh one time in high school I got pulled over for "lane deviation" and the chick cop insisted on patting me down and it was creepy and weird.
I got pulled over several times for speeding in my 1979 Ford Ranger. Mind you, this was in a 65 zone, and had I ever managed to get the thing over 65, it probably would have exploded. They sure did make sure to administer those field sobriety tests, y'know, since they had me pulled over anyway, and would I mind if they just took a look around my truck?
well the glove compartment is locked so's the trunk in the back
and i know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that
By the time they got around to asking, the passenger door was usually open, and they were shining their flashlight around the cab.
It was a 1979 Ford Ranger. It didn't have a glove compartment that closed, or a trunk. :P
oh one time in high school I got pulled over for "lane deviation" and the chick cop insisted on patting me down and it was creepy and weird.
I got pulled over several times for speeding in my 1979 Ford Ranger. Mind you, this was in a 65 zone, and had I ever managed to get the thing over 65, it probably would have exploded. They sure did make sure to administer those field sobriety tests, y'know, since they had me pulled over anyway, and would I mind if they just took a look around my truck?
do you look like a serial killer?
do you often follow people on backroads without your headlights at night and then turn them on when you're right behind them and
I was a teenager with long hair driving a beat-up pickup truck. That was pretty much all the reason the cops needed to be a douche to me.
Despite the fact that people don't like to admit it, even if you're going 1 mile of the speed limit a cop can write you a ticket. Regardless of what the "flow of traffic" is.
Despite the fact that people don't like to admit it, even if you're going 1 mile of the speed limit a cop can write you a ticket. Regardless of what the "flow of traffic" is.
And I can also stand on a street corner yelling about how everyone who's not a Christian is a sinner who deserves to burn in hell for all eternity.
Despite the fact that people don't like to admit it, even if you're going 1 mile of the speed limit a cop can write you a ticket. Regardless of what the "flow of traffic" is.
Except even those laser guns have a margin of error so if they really did write you up for a single mph you could probably get it thrown out anyway.
Despite the fact that people don't like to admit it, even if you're going 1 mile of the speed limit a cop can write you a ticket. Regardless of what the "flow of traffic" is.
nobody's arguing that. they're arguing the radically inconsistent way the law is applied in real life. who really gives out tickets for 5 over? really.
oh one time in high school I got pulled over for "lane deviation" and the chick cop insisted on patting me down and it was creepy and weird.
I got pulled over several times for speeding in my 1979 Ford Ranger. Mind you, this was in a 65 zone, and had I ever managed to get the thing over 65, it probably would have exploded. They sure did make sure to administer those field sobriety tests, y'know, since they had me pulled over anyway, and would I mind if they just took a look around my truck?
do you look like a serial killer?
do you often follow people on backroads without your headlights at night and then turn them on when you're right behind them and
I was a teenager with long hair driving a beat-up pickup truck. That was pretty much all the reason the cops needed to be a douche to me.
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same thing here. except i was reading a book at a park in my truck
Despite the fact that people don't like to admit it, even if you're going 1 mile of the speed limit a cop can write you a ticket. Regardless of what the "flow of traffic" is.
nobody's arguing that. they're arguing the radically inconsistent way the law is applied in real life. who really gives out tickets for 5 over? really.
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there are a ton of pedestrians here, so it doesn't make sense
luckily the drivers are really nice, though. if i step into the street and then see a car they always stop to let me go, even after i tell them to
unlike philadelphia where i'd get honked and cussed at
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55 or 65 or in some remote places, 70 I think.
but 60?
anyway, New Mexico? Fuck that place. I got a ticket for 80 in a 75 there. It was a fucking Indian cop, apparently they have those in New Mexico. It was half a fucking mile over the border from Arizona where I happily went 80-85 thru the whole state (limit = 75) You have to plead guilty right there, on the spot. Either that or come back 6 weeks later and go to Tribal Court (hint: they don't like white people). Fucking scam is what it is.
i said my car, not my colon
did she have an alibi?
All I know is that when I was leaving that state, every mile someone was pulled over. The only other time I've seen that many cops is when there is a huge accident.
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Bunch of Highschool richboys in my town were doing jumps in the mini-coop their lawyer dad bought for hi . They hit a big ass oak tree in mid-air, the car ricocheted off the tree and landed on the roof. Broke one kids arm, gave 2 of them a concussion and one of the kids in the back had half the skin scalped off the top of his head along with more or less fracturing every bone in his face. The cars "owner" the driver, walked away with some bruises.
The next week the kid was driving a new Cadillac.
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I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but I rarely see anybody doing more than 80, and even 80's pushing it.
70-65 is by far the average speed in any lane left of the slow lane.
What does this even mean?
Like, he was part of a Native American police force?
or just a Native American on the normal police force?
or a guy from India on the police force?
or what
U-G-L-Y
That cop aint got no alibi
she ugly uh uh she ugly
our favorite quote from her: "I didn't t-bone the police car, I sideswiped it"
do you often follow people on backroads without your headlights at night and then turn them on when you're right behind them and
65 is the limit for most freeways in California.
well the glove compartment is locked so's the trunk in the back
and i know my rights so you gon need a warrant for that
Of course, between about half an hour south of the Bay Area and Bakersfield I think it's 80-85.
i'm thinking you got pulled over by an agent of the Cherokee nation.
protip: they don't actually hold any jurisdiction. anywhere.
my guess is you were on the Navajo reservation
the tribe gets a percentage of the money from the ticket
so they hand them out pretty liberally there
hey man, big difference
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It was a 1979 Ford Ranger. It didn't have a glove compartment that closed, or a trunk. :P
aw snap
sounds like you had a few problems!
Despite the fact that people don't like to admit it, even if you're going 1 mile of the speed limit a cop can write you a ticket. Regardless of what the "flow of traffic" is.
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However, that, too, would make me a total dick.
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Then again, almost exactly on year later, at the exact same spot, for doing 62 in a 35.
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Except even those laser guns have a margin of error so if they really did write you up for a single mph you could probably get it thrown out anyway.
nobody's arguing that. they're arguing the radically inconsistent way the law is applied in real life. who really gives out tickets for 5 over? really.
hi5
same thing here. except i was reading a book at a park in my truck
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