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RARGH FUCK THE POLICE ANGER AND OTHER SUCH EMOTIONS

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I had some argentinian food with my dad then went home and had a pretty good poop a couple hours later

    STEAM
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    I took a shit yesterday that had the consistency of pudding

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    SO DID I!

    WE ARE BUTT BROTHERS!

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Everybody knows that anytime anyone does anything illegal, they deserve the maximum penalty, regardless of circumstances.

    If you seduce and debauch an unmarried woman in Michigan, you deserve 5 years in a state prison.

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    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Speaking of Michigan, I took a poop last week that looked exactly like it. It was like pooping a lobster claw. I tried to get an upper peninsula going, but my fiber's not so good these days.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The worst thing is poops after consuming a large number of coughdrops

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I won't agree with tickets like that until all cars come with Heads up Displays making my current speed visible while my eyes are on the god damn road.

    (I have never gotten a ticket ever)

    edit: I'm also like 5 topics behind.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Framling wrote: »
    Everybody knows that anytime anyone does anything illegal, they deserve the maximum penalty, regardless of circumstances.

    If you seduce and debauch an unmarried woman in Michigan, you deserve 5 years in a state prison.

    Babysitters should be locked up for raiding the fridge in PA too

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  • LachoneusLachoneus Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    this got boring like two hours ago

    haha

    "No women. No kids."
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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I suppose turning it into another poop thread would get the job done.

    I just had some nice Indian food for lunch - fun times will be had on the toilet tonight.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Speaking of Michigan, I took a poop last week that looked exactly like it. It was like pooping a lobster claw. I tried to get an upper peninsula going, but my fiber's not so good these days.

    Don't you be comparing my glorious state to your malformed excrement.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I thought the whole point of Michigan was to protect the rest of the country from Detroit

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I thought the whole point of Michigan was to protect the rest of the country from Detroit

    The mitten, maybe. What about the scarf?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I thought the whole point of Michigan was to protect the rest of the country from Detroit

    The mitten, maybe. What about the scarf?

    Buffer against too much Canadian influence.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Some kind of slick chrome American prince A blue jean serenadeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    God I'm broke

    thankfully I get paid tomorrow

    paid and laid
    Spoiler:

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    PSN: GrahamCR
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    God I'm broke

    thankfully I get paid tomorrow

    paid and laid
    Spoiler:

    Totally expecting that spoiler to say off

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    BYToady wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    God I'm broke

    thankfully I get paid tomorrow

    paid and laid
    Spoiler:

    Totally expecting that spoiler to say off

    That would have been amazing

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  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Speaking of Michigan, I took a poop last week that looked exactly like it. It was like pooping a lobster claw. I tried to get an upper peninsula going, but my fiber's not so good these days.

    Don't you be comparing my glorious state to your malformed excrement.

    More like don't you be comparing your broken-down little state to the product of my mighty bowel.

    cannon.jpg
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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Can this thread now be about "Foxy Knoxy" (CNN's description), who apparently was high when she talked to police?

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    The worst thing is poops after consuming a large number of coughdrops

    Nah, that blue pepsi made your shit green. Was fucking terrifying.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The only basis you have for that claim, though, is my disapproval. The rest is assumption on your part, which is the error at hand.

    But you know what they say, and error at hand is worth two in the bush.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
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