RARGH FUCK THE POLICE ANGER AND OTHER SUCH EMOTIONS

PiptheFair

I had some argentinian food with my dad then went home and had a pretty good poop a couple hours later

Me Too!

I took a shit yesterday that had the consistency of pudding

ChicoBlue

SO DID I!

WE ARE BUTT BROTHERS!

Framling

Everybody knows that anytime anyone does anything illegal, they deserve the maximum penalty, regardless of circumstances.

If you seduce and debauch an unmarried woman in Michigan, you deserve 5 years in a state prison.

Jedoc

Speaking of Michigan, I took a poop last week that looked exactly like it. It was like pooping a lobster claw. I tried to get an upper peninsula going, but my fiber's not so good these days.

AMP'd

The worst thing is poops after consuming a large number of coughdrops

BYToady

I won't agree with tickets like that until all cars come with Heads up Displays making my current speed visible while my eyes are on the god damn road.

(I have never gotten a ticket ever)

edit: I'm also like 5 topics behind.

Me Too!

Framling wrote: »

Everybody knows that anytime anyone does anything illegal, they deserve the maximum penalty, regardless of circumstances.

If you seduce and debauch an unmarried woman in Michigan, you deserve 5 years in a state prison.

Babysitters should be locked up for raiding the fridge in PA too

Lachoneus

Wren wrote: »

this got boring like two hours ago

haha

Tweaked_Bat_

Jedoc wrote: »

I suppose turning it into another poop thread would get the job done.

I just had some nice Indian food for lunch - fun times will be had on the toilet tonight.

Wrench N Rockets

Jedoc wrote: »

Speaking of Michigan, I took a poop last week that looked exactly like it. It was like pooping a lobster claw. I tried to get an upper peninsula going, but my fiber's not so good these days.

Don't you be comparing my glorious state to your malformed excrement.

Centipede Damascus

I thought the whole point of Michigan was to protect the rest of the country from Detroit

DarkPrimus

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

I thought the whole point of Michigan was to protect the rest of the country from Detroit

The mitten, maybe. What about the scarf?

Centipede Damascus

DarkPrimus wrote: »

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

I thought the whole point of Michigan was to protect the rest of the country from Detroit

The mitten, maybe. What about the scarf?

Buffer against too much Canadian influence.

Grey Ghost

God I'm broke

thankfully I get paid tomorrow

paid and laid

Spoiler:

most likely not laid

BYToady

Grey Ghost wrote: »

God I'm broke

thankfully I get paid tomorrow

paid and laid

Spoiler:

most likely not laid

Totally expecting that spoiler to say off

The Black Hunter

BYToady wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

God I'm broke

thankfully I get paid tomorrow

paid and laid

Spoiler:

most likely not laid

Totally expecting that spoiler to say off

That would have been amazing

Jedoc

Wrench N Rockets wrote: »

Jedoc wrote: »

Speaking of Michigan, I took a poop last week that looked exactly like it. It was like pooping a lobster claw. I tried to get an upper peninsula going, but my fiber's not so good these days.

Don't you be comparing my glorious state to your malformed excrement.

More like don't you be comparing your broken-down little state to the product of my mighty bowel.

JoeUser

Can this thread now be about "Foxy Knoxy" (CNN's description), who apparently was high when she talked to police?

L|ama

AMP'd wrote: »

The worst thing is poops after consuming a large number of coughdrops

Nah, that blue pepsi made your shit green. Was fucking terrifying.

Ruckus

laughingfuzzball wrote: »

The only basis you have for that claim, though, is my disapproval. The rest is assumption on your part, which is the error at hand.

But you know what they say, and error at hand is worth two in the bush.