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itchy balls thread

BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
edited May 2008 in Singularity Engine++
i had a motherfucking tick on my balls

yeah and then i dropped it and i have no idea where it went so i vacuumed but it's probably gonna get me again anyways

i have no idea how that fucker found me


fucking ticks

fucking itchy balls

fuck

Bibble on
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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    vacuum your balls for maximum effect

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    Stop running around naked outside.

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    cut your balls off before the infection spreads or take off and nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

    pants are optional it is in our bylaws
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  • BrocratesBrocrates __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    A++ Thread. Would read again.

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka I hate portals. Hopefully not in a portal.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Rash cream works wonders.

    Also Talcum powder.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited May 2008
    there are other ticks

    inside your uretha and anus

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    I WASN'T OUTSIDE FOR A FEW DAYS

    that tick either came off my old sock or some shit or just made a huge trek up to the 2nd story of a building just to bite into my juicy manhood

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Burn the house down, it's the only way to know for sure.

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Like nervous tics?

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited May 2008
    nono man think about it

    there are bugs inside your penis right now

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter literal crow wizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I had a tick on the shaft of my penis once

    I tore it off with a twizer

    it bled like a motherfucker fort almost 5 minutes

    also it hurt like hell

    all in all it was a learning experience

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    you've got lyme balls

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka I hate portals. Hopefully not in a portal.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    When I was in the army there was a guy who got a leech on his scrote. We gave him a box of matches and 5 minutes alone. He ended up with the the nickname "sucker".

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Back in the military one of the guys in my group noticed a tick in his donger after we got back from a treck. While one of us went to get a doctor some guys made him watch porn until the doc arrived.

    Poor guy was in tears

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka I hate portals. Hopefully not in a portal.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The army, gonads and bugs.

    Great mixture.

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  • casper_27dcasper_27d The Friendly Ghost EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Waka Laka wrote: »
    The army, gonads and bugs.

    Great mixture.

    That is why I joined.

    pants are optional it is in our bylaws
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Go Rico's Roughnecks on them bugs

    get doogie howser to read the tick's mind

    bang someone in the shower

    etc etc

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh god that is megg nasty

    that is dog shit dude

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am having some pretty intense deja vu here

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you need to be less gross man

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited May 2008
    i get deja vu a lot when i read forums

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    don't trust the skull

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i get deja vu a lot when i read forums

    zephyr whyd you get jailed

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I have lived this day before.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Iskander wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i get deja vu a lot when i read forums

    zephyr whyd you get jailed

    not everyone in the world has broadband

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter literal crow wizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    don't trust the skull

    What can change the nature of a man?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    don't trust the skull

    you nerd

    you nerdy nerd nerd

    you're the lord reagent of nerdtown

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    limiting reagents

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter literal crow wizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    don't trust the skull

    you nerd

    you nerdy nerd nerd

    you're the lord reagent of nerdtown

    It is *known* to me that you a raging faggot

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    nooooo videogame reference in a videogame webcomic forum

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User
    edited May 2008
    like Alan Thicke?

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, that one episode of House was pretty great.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i get deja vu a lot when i read forums

    zephyr whyd you get jailed

    not everyone in the world has broadband

    I always find it funny, you can be as racist or as idiotic as you want and only get 1 point, but god help you if you post a big arse gif.

    Tube will get you.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Man, that one episode of House was pretty great.

    oh man, with the eurotrip girl? Yes, that was an awesome episode.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter literal crow wizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Man, that one episode of House was pretty great.

    oh yeah man, the one with the cane

    awesome

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Man, that one episode of House was pretty great.

    Vagina tick?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter literal crow wizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Man, that one episode of House was pretty great.

    Vagina tick?

    16 year old supermodel with balls instead of ovaries?

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  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, I should have been more specific, because they're all pretty great episodes.

    But no, I meant the vagina tick episode.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
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