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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm in.

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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Everyone should try having sex in a public pool. It's a fascinating experience.

  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BEHOLD MY SEED

    It needs to have a sort of villanous ring to it, as though I might leap of the room cackling madly.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Ragamuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Everyone should try having sex in a public pool. It's a fascinating experience.

    It's a trap!

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Straight porn is gross in several ways.

    There are no Y chromosomes in my porn.

    Dyke.

    I prefer bookstore/coffee shop girls to dykes, but if they wear their leathers right who am I to judge.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Movie Theater.
    My old primary school.
    Graveyard
    Car
    Toilet
    Pool

    is about as creative as I've been.

    At a graveyard? How were you not creeped out by all the dead people around you?

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Movie Theater.
    My old primary school.
    Graveyard
    Car
    Toilet
    Pool

    is about as creative as I've been.

    At a graveyard? How were you not creeped out by all the dead people around you?

    they were dead. that's not creepy.

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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri says: DROPPIN' LOADS!

    Aegeris mom says: Ya gotta clear the drains

    Aegeri says: Certainly!

    Aegeris mom says: can't have you dropping a load during your presentation

    Aegeri says: Though God does get upset

    Aegeris mom says: ah well make sure you have a dump at 12pm

  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Movie Theater.
    My old primary school.
    Graveyard
    Car
    Toilet
    Pool

    is about as creative as I've been.

    At a graveyard? How were you not creeped out by all the dead people around you?

    Ever done it on a mortician's slab? If not, you have not lived.

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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Everyone should try having sex in a public pool. It's a fascinating experience.

    It's a trap!

    http://www.wsbtv.com/news/13626279/detail.html !!!

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Movie Theater.
    My old primary school.
    Graveyard
    Car
    Toilet
    Pool

    is about as creative as I've been.

    At a graveyard? How were you not creeped out by all the dead people around you?

    Goths are pretty hot, and what's more goth than dead people.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Haha, one girl I went "DROPPIN' LOADS" to went offline immediately.

    VICTORY IS MINE.

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    oh man

  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    be back in a few chat. Gim you are free to start holding without me so you'll all be warm when I get back.

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  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Oh Gods my mom just came on MSN.

    DROPPIN' LOADS!!!!

    Hahahaha!

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm disappointed that no one replied to my post in the House thread... I guess I'm a sexually depraved deviant...

  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    Movie Theater.
    My old primary school.
    Graveyard
    Car
    Toilet
    Pool

    is about as creative as I've been.

    At a graveyard? How were you not creeped out by all the dead people around you?

    I suppose I could have been. If she hadn't just pulled me down and decided that was where it was going to happen. It wasn't like I was going to say no.

  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, the dead people all tend to be underground and out of sight. Now if it was an above ground situation, then it would be quite different.

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  • AegeriAegeri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri says: DROPPIN' LOADS!

    Aegeris mom says: Ya gotta clear the drains

    Aegeri says: Certainly!

    Aegeris mom says: can't have you dropping a load during your presentation

    Aegeri says: Though God does get upset

    Aegeris mom says: ah well make sure you have a dump at 12pm

    Aegeri says: You're certainly quite right! It will help keep me calm.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would like to have sex in a graveyard someday.

    Considering I live three blocks from Colma and I have a penchant for getting together with ex-goths, I think this might be an attainable goal.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    I would like to have sex in a graveyard someday.

    Considering I live three blocks from Colma and I have a penchant for getting together with ex-goths, I think this might be an attainable goal.

    But can you secure access to a mortician's slab? Because really.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I suppose I could have been. If she hadn't just pulled me down and decided that was where it was going to happen. It wasn't like I was going to say no.

    I guess this is just me not having a penis to do the thinking for me, but there's no way I could become aroused at a cemetery.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Church wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I would like to have sex in a graveyard someday.

    Considering I live three blocks from Colma and I have a penchant for getting together with ex-goths, I think this might be an attainable goal.

    But can you secure access to a mortician's slab? Because really.

    I could probably manage it.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So I just played basketball for like three hours and it culminated with me punching the pole repeatedly.

    So like, i'm really hungry now.

    (Edit: I wanted to have sex in a cometary back in my day. . .but then I found out a lot of people I knew had already accomplished the feat and it lost the mystique.)

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    fuuuuck i got stuck in a discussion about gender roles and poetry for like two hours on MSN

    and now i have to get up at 8:30 to discuss marxist theory i haven't read

    balls

    later dudes

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I suppose I could have been. If she hadn't just pulled me down and decided that was where it was going to happen. It wasn't like I was going to say no.

    I guess this is just me not having a penis to do the thinking for me, but there's no way I could become aroused at a cemetery.

    You say this like girls who get turned on by death aren't common. Shit, I go to a Nekromantix concert and by the time the encore's over I've got five of them stuck to my jacket.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I guess this is just me not having a penis to do the thinking for me, but there's no way I could become aroused at a cemetery.

    It has nothing to do with penises and everything to do with defying convention.

    Also because graveyards have such nice grace and lovely shade and pretty flowers all over and the deer and the birds and such.

    --

    Feral: I have no idea who the Nekromantix are but you need to get me tickets and reccomend a hotel with lots of spiderwebs but no barf on the walls.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ok, I should have said "not having a penis and not being goth." What I meant is, I can't imagine being aroused at a location that I found as repressive as I find a cemetery.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    (Edit: I wanted to have sex in a cometary back in my day. . .but then I found out a lot of people I knew had already accomplished the feat and it lost the mystique.)

    Mortician's slab.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nekromantix = Danish psychobilly band.

    They share a singer with their sister act, The Horrorpops.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    I would like to have sex in a graveyard someday.

    Considering I live three blocks from Colma and I have a penchant for getting together with ex-goths, I think this might be an attainable goal.

    Three blocks from Colma, eh? I have bad blood with someone who used to live there. Can you burn down the Mr. Pickles up there? It would be a moral victory for me.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    fuuuuck i got stuck in a discussion about gender roles and poetry for like two hours on MSN

    and now i have to get up at 8:30 to discuss marxist theory i haven't read

    balls

    later dudes

    I blame all of those baby sandwiches.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    today I shall mostly be translating Plato...this sucks hard

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I would like to have sex in a graveyard someday.

    Considering I live three blocks from Colma and I have a penchant for getting together with ex-goths, I think this might be an attainable goal.

    Three blocks from Colma, eh? I have bad blood with someone who used to live there. Can you burn down the Mr. Pickles up there? It would be a moral victory for me.

    No!

    Every time I pass that place I say, in my best Butters voice, "Aw, I thought you were Mr. Pickles!" And if I have a South Park fan in my car, we laugh and laugh and laugh.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    God I love Meat Loaf.

    I realize this means that my opinions on music taste are invalidated for all eternity but I don't care.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar QA Tester -> Game Producer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ok, I should have said "not having a penis and not being goth." What I meant is, I can't imagine being aroused at a location that I found as repressive as I find a cemetery.

    It's just that many people do not find them oppressive. They tend to look rather cheerful and peaceful to me, if often quite tacky.

    --

    The only thing worse than translating Plato is realizing that he was probably serious.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait did Aegeri have freaky sex in a cemetery? I came in late here.

  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    is there any way to randomize my netflix queue?

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait did Aegeri have freaky sex in a cemetery? I came in late here.

    It was in a cemetery.

    He hasn't yet established that it was freaky.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • GimGim gossamer and quicksilver Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wish my penis would do my thinking for me. At best, it's an awkward cohabitation.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Wait did Aegeri have freaky sex in a cemetery? I came in late here.

    It was in a cemetery.

    He hasn't yet established that it was freaky.
    Did he think beforehand "maybe I should put down a towel" ?

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