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This Island Paradise is a Shit Hole

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository SKREEEEEOOOONKKKKKK Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainekekaleliwa

    We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'.
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    a single tear runs down the child's face

    +./\ 50 ?. 50
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    she'll still hang it on the refridgerator door

    so as to not hurt his feelings

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"

    3DS friendcode: 2380-4618-2503
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainekekaleliwa

    chairman you silly motherfucker

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"

    THATS NOT EVEN WHAT A REAL HEART LOOKS LIKE

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"

    Meanwhile, far away in a dark room, a man wearing glasses opens a lesson planner and crosses off one item.

  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"


    "I'm calling your father at work. Do you know how angry he'll be?!

    So angry he beats you till he breaks his arm and cannot work.

    Who's going to take care of us then? YOU HAVE RUINED THIS FAMILY."

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"

    THATS NOT EVEN WHAT A REAL HEART LOOKS LIKE

    lookdadbysageravennc4.jpg

    (this is one of the saddest pictures i have ever seen anywhere)

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie a crucified man can't be attached to anything elseRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that kid is a better artist than me

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository SKREEEEEOOOONKKKKKK Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainekekaleliwa

    chairman you silly motherfucker

    I am the most Hawaiian wahinefucker up in this thread right now

    We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'.
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that kid didn't even tie his shoes what a stupid

    +./\ 50 ?. 50
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    I'm gonna cut your jib till I like it.

    like a kid cutting a heart out of a piece of construction paper.

    when presented to his mother, she sighs and crumples it up very slowly, while shaking her head in a displeased fashion.

    "One of the humps was bigger than the other you worthless little shit stain. What are they even teaching you in school? How to be a failure?"

    THATS NOT EVEN WHAT A REAL HEART LOOKS LIKE

    lookdadbysageravennc4.jpg

    (this is one of the saddest pictures i have ever seen anywhere)

    Ahahahahahaahahaha

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited May 2008
    looks at that kid

    his shoe is untied

    he's probably walking with untied shoes

    he's going to trip and fall and cry like a failure

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie a crucified man can't be attached to anything elseRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainehekaliwaikehulihakiwailulihumuhunakulakipuannakehululikekahehakewainekekaleliwa

    chairman you silly motherfucker

    I am the most Hawaiian wahinefucker up in this thread right now

    Goddamnit

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    that kid didn't even tie his shoes what a stupid

    fucking comb your hair too

    are you trying to look like shit?

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  • KuwaKuwa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    no wonder he is such a failure

  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited May 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    that kid didn't even tie his shoes what a stupid

    fucking comb your hair too

    are you trying to look like shit?

    His mother screams so hard blood comes out of her eyes.

    His father so mad, he chokes on christmas dog

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you stupid fag

    you're supposed to go to oahu

    Truer words...

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    that kid didn't even tie his shoes what a stupid

    fucking comb your hair too

    are you trying to look like shit?

    His mother screams so hard blood comes out of her eyes.

    His father so mad, he chokes on christmas dog

    why do you hate our family?

    youre like a fucking terrorist, fighting a jihad against this family's happiness

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    When that kid blows up a school, they will blame it on Doom 2.

  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository SKREEEEEOOOONKKKKKK Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    On the floating chunk of some destroyed japanese battleship like 50% of the non-imported hispanic sugar cane farmers in that god forsaken state

    We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'.
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    When that kid blows up a school, Jack Thompson blame it on Doom 2.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited May 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    that kid didn't even tie his shoes what a stupid

    fucking comb your hair too

    are you trying to look like shit?

    His mother screams so hard blood comes out of her eyes.

    His father so mad, he chokes on christmas dog

    why do you hate our family?

    youre like a fucking terrorist, fighting a jihad against this family's happiness


    "Go to your room and pack your things.

    You are going to live with grandma at the cemetary.

    We haff built cage to keep you sad."

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    Man, this is a good thread because of their naysaying. Shit, if I'd wanted sympathy I would've gone to... Well, to pretty much any other forum.

    As for how I got here? I was raised here. Been here since I was one, and I'm now doing my damnedest to get the fuck away.

    qsfwtzhym4ax.png
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository SKREEEEEOOOONKKKKKK Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Try swimming

    We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'.
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Building an empire OsloRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, this is some collaborative story telling or something in here.

    Fuck off and die.
  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    When that kid blows up a school, an angel gets its wings.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    On the floating chunk of some destroyed japanese battleship like 50% of the non-imported hispanic sugar cane farmers in that god forsaken state

    chairman, for someone living in boston, you know way too much about hawaii's economy

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie a crucified man can't be attached to anything elseRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    Man, this is a good thread because of their naysaying. Shit, if I'd wanted sympathy I would've gone to... Well, to pretty much any other forum.

    As for how I got here? I was raised here. Been here since I was one, and I'm now doing my damnedest to get the fuck away.

    sucker

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    Man, this is a good thread because of their naysaying. Shit, if I'd wanted sympathy I would've gone to... Well, to pretty much any other forum.

    As for how I got here? I was raised here. Been here since I was one, and I'm now doing my damnedest to get the fuck away.

    who is naysaying? the place sounds like a shithole

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel knows how things is.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    When that kid rings his bell, an angel gets its wings.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    Dead this is a good thread and you should be proud, don't listen to these naysaying yokels.

    How did you come to be living on this island in the first place?

    Man, this is a good thread because of their naysaying. Shit, if I'd wanted sympathy I would've gone to... Well, to pretty much any other forum.

    As for how I got here? I was raised here. Been here since I was one, and I'm now doing my damnedest to get the fuck away.

    who is naysaying? the place sounds like a shithole

    I agree the place sounds terrible, the post itself was fine. He just to alt topics to a horrible extreme and needed to be smacked with a newspaper.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, it's 2 Am here. The Alt-Topics seemed funny at the time.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Building an empire OsloRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Who the fuck gives even two shits about alt topics? Especially here.

    Fuck off and die.
  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie a crucified man can't be attached to anything elseRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Man, it's 2 Am here. The Alt-Topics seemed funny at the time.

    they weren't

    but i guess as the better version of you, that would only make sense

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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