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I caught a pigeon today

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Verily, I conclude that mine own satiation shall be met only by the most succulent of Swans. Its tender breast shall feed my household upon the Sabbath and for a fortnight hereafter. Though the salacious Queen's own hand makes this simple act of survival into the most egregious of criminal acts.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Verily, I conclude that mine own satiation shall be met only by the most succulent of Swans. It's tender breast shall feed my household upon the Sabbath and for a fortnight hereafter. Though the salacious Queens own hand makes this simple act of survival into the most egregious of criminal acts.
    Move that apostrophe from 'It's' to 'Queens' and I shall kiss you.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Move that apostrophe from 'It's' to 'Queens' and I shall kiss you.
    Pony up, sugartits.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Has anyone said "choi choi choi" yet?

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  • SpazMuffinSpazMuffin Hey Cut it outRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My Aunt an Uncle used to live on a farm and once I saw my Uncle chase down a chicken. That damned chicken tore ass, and when he caught it I thought he killed it because it went totally limp. He tagged it, and then tossed it in the air and it just came back to life. [/bird story]

    tl;dr Chicken play dead when caught.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If I had a pigeon I would paint it white and call it a dove

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2008
    one time I caught a pigeon in my zipper.

  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait, didn't this exact incident happen a year ago

    I know I'm not losing my mind totally

    I remember pigeon hijinks

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    If I had a pigeon I would paint it white and call it a dove

    just because you church up a pigeon, that doesn't make you a magician

    just a makeup artist

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    If I had a pigeon I would paint it white and call it a dove

    just because you church up a pigeon, that doesn't make you a magician

    just a makeup artist

    I don't see the difference

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    what can i do to a pigeon so people think i'm a wizard?

  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    magicians wear eyeliner


    wait

    I think you're onto possibly the biggest conspiracy since the government became alien snake-people

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My old cat used to go bed with me at night, wake up at 2AM and go hunting, if she caught something she would come into my room and start meowing (she was a cat that would only meow when she caught something or she wanted some crab or prawns) I would then have to turn on the light pick her up and give her a hug and congratulate her or she wouldn't shut up.

    I would then get to go to sleep listening to the crunching of bones.

    Then she started developing a lump in her belly but no one believed me, year and a half later the doctor said it had gotten to big and they couldn't operate and they had to put her down.

    She was a pretty cool cat though.

  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You fed your cat crab?

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You fed your cat crab?

    Yeah, she loved it. She would get all excited and stand up on her hind legs and meow.

    Not too much, just little bits when we were just shelling them.

    Then when she was dying she lived on a steady diet of crab for about 4 weeks as she stopped eating regular food but loved crab so much.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    You fed your cat crab?

    Yeah, she loved it. She would get all excited and stand up on her hind legs and meow.

    Not too much, just little bits when we were just shelling them.

    Then when she was dying she lived on a steady diet of crab for about 4 weeks as she stopped eating regular food but loved crab so much.
    aw :(

    that sucks dude

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It's alright man, this happened about 4 years ago and she died when she was about 16-18 it wasn't as if she didn't live a good life.

    She was a neat friend though.

  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    that's not so bad

    that's like a hundred in cat years, and she went out enjoying delicacies, what a little character

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I thought "Caught a Pidgeon" was going to be some sort of wacky British slang, possibly involving lesbianism.

    :( indeed.

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    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that's not so bad

    that's like a hundred in cat years, and she went out enjoying delicacies, what a little character

    She was the cool grandma cat that gave all the kittens the best gifts and would drop the occasional f-bomb.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah, she was just a tabby we got from a neighbour too.

    Our other cat died just over a year ago, she went out at twentyone (apparently the oldest cat in the state was 22) by the end of it she only had two teeth and I'm pretty sure she had gone senile. But she was Burmese and they are a little crazy to begin with.

  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    see, now I'm lovin' this cat

    she probably rollerbladed sometimes, good for her

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    that's not so bad

    that's like a hundred in cat years, and she went out enjoying delicacies, what a little character

    She was the cool grandma cat that gave all the kittens the best gifts and would drop the occasional f-bomb.

    She was the cool grandma cat that would kick your arse. She was getting into scraps until about a year before she died.

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    i don't know what that word means.
    this is why I will forever be your unicorn

    janson - which scene?
    When Jim Rhodes is about to give the award speech, and he notices that Tony Stark isn't in the audience, and he just looks so sad and disappointed. I felt really hurt on his behalf and wanted to give him a huge hug and my eyes teared up. :(
    I think there is possibly no character in comics that I feel worse for than rhodey

    It doesn't help that he's played by Terence Howard in the movie.

    Dude always looks like he's about to break down crying.

  • RitchmeisterRitchmeister Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i got 99 problems but a pidgeon ain't one

    I guess not knowing how to spell pigeon is one of them.

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    one time i was watching tv and a pigeon flew into the window and fell onto the balcony and then lay there coughing up blood for like the next 10 minutes

    made it uncomfortable to watch my show

    also this was in india so a servant or building guard or someone took care of it

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    I once stepped on some bird outside of a restaurant.

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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    i have a friend who races doves, who are essentially pigeons
    people bet thousands of dollars on such things
    the south is eccentric

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i got 99 problems but a pidgeon ain't one

    I guess not knowing how to spell pigeon is one of them.

    This comment was made several pages ago.

    But man, it's a cool song reference, let it slide.

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i got 99 problems but a pidgeon ain't one

    I guess not knowing how to spell pigeon is one of them.
    I already made that joke. :P

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well I already pointed it out!

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well...shucks!

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  • RitchmeisterRitchmeister Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well that's me told. Must be quicker on the draw.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Rugby is a pretty neat sport you guys.

  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2008
    Spoiler:

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why don't we eat swans here? They're pretty much the same as geese, and geese are delicious. And very mean, so eating them is eating revenge.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You wish.

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Because swans are not mean.


    Geese are okay to eat because they are fuckers.

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You know what i'm excited to do once summer finally comes? Go to the nearby park with the big dirty lake, sit on one of the benches with a loaf of bread, and feed the birds for hours and hours, watching people go by on their fancy paddle boats. It will be excellent.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    did anybody make a joke about shooting it to get 100% completion yet

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