I caught a pigeon today

Callius

Janson wrote: »

Verily, I conclude that mine own satiation shall be met only by the most succulent of Swans. Its tender breast shall feed my household upon the Sabbath and for a fortnight hereafter. Though the salacious Queen's own hand makes this simple act of survival into the most egregious of criminal acts.

Janson

Callius wrote: »

Janson wrote: »

Verily, I conclude that mine own satiation shall be met only by the most succulent of Swans. It's tender breast shall feed my household upon the Sabbath and for a fortnight hereafter. Though the salacious Queens own hand makes this simple act of survival into the most egregious of criminal acts.

Move that apostrophe from 'It's' to 'Queens' and I shall kiss you.

Callius

Janson wrote: »

Move that apostrophe from 'It's' to 'Queens' and I shall kiss you.

Pony up, sugartits.

The Geek

Has anyone said "choi choi choi" yet?

SpazMuffin

My Aunt an Uncle used to live on a farm and once I saw my Uncle chase down a chicken. That damned chicken tore ass, and when he caught it I thought he killed it because it went totally limp. He tagged it, and then tossed it in the air and it just came back to life. [/bird story]

tl;dr Chicken play dead when caught.

BusterK

If I had a pigeon I would paint it white and call it a dove

Rankenphile

one time I caught a pigeon in my zipper.

Dely Apple

Wait, didn't this exact incident happen a year ago

I know I'm not losing my mind totally

I remember pigeon hijinks

Jermaine Champaigne

BusterK wrote: »

If I had a pigeon I would paint it white and call it a dove

just because you church up a pigeon, that doesn't make you a magician

just a makeup artist

BusterK

Jermaine Champaigne wrote: »

BusterK wrote: »

If I had a pigeon I would paint it white and call it a dove

just because you church up a pigeon, that doesn't make you a magician

just a makeup artist

I don't see the difference

Faricazy

what can i do to a pigeon so people think i'm a wizard?

Jermaine Champaigne

magicians wear eyeliner


wait

I think you're onto possibly the biggest conspiracy since the government became alien snake-people

Blake T

My old cat used to go bed with me at night, wake up at 2AM and go hunting, if she caught something she would come into my room and start meowing (she was a cat that would only meow when she caught something or she wanted some crab or prawns) I would then have to turn on the light pick her up and give her a hug and congratulate her or she wouldn't shut up.

I would then get to go to sleep listening to the crunching of bones.

Then she started developing a lump in her belly but no one believed me, year and a half later the doctor said it had gotten to big and they couldn't operate and they had to put her down.

She was a pretty cool cat though.

Zombiemambo

You fed your cat crab?

Blake T

Zombiemambo wrote: »

You fed your cat crab?

Yeah, she loved it. She would get all excited and stand up on her hind legs and meow.

Not too much, just little bits when we were just shelling them.

Then when she was dying she lived on a steady diet of crab for about 4 weeks as she stopped eating regular food but loved crab so much.

Faricazy

Blaket wrote: »

Zombiemambo wrote: »

You fed your cat crab?

Yeah, she loved it. She would get all excited and stand up on her hind legs and meow.

Not too much, just little bits when we were just shelling them.

Then when she was dying she lived on a steady diet of crab for about 4 weeks as she stopped eating regular food but loved crab so much.

aw

that sucks dude

Blake T

It's alright man, this happened about 4 years ago and she died when she was about 16-18 it wasn't as if she didn't live a good life.

She was a neat friend though.

Jermaine Champaigne

that's not so bad

that's like a hundred in cat years, and she went out enjoying delicacies, what a little character

Ruckus

I thought "Caught a Pidgeon" was going to be some sort of wacky British slang, possibly involving lesbianism.

indeed.

BYToady

Jermaine Champaigne wrote: »

that's not so bad

that's like a hundred in cat years, and she went out enjoying delicacies, what a little character

She was the cool grandma cat that gave all the kittens the best gifts and would drop the occasional f-bomb.

Blake T

Yeah, she was just a tabby we got from a neighbour too.

Our other cat died just over a year ago, she went out at twentyone (apparently the oldest cat in the state was 22) by the end of it she only had two teeth and I'm pretty sure she had gone senile. But she was Burmese and they are a little crazy to begin with.

Jermaine Champaigne

see, now I'm lovin' this cat

she probably rollerbladed sometimes, good for her

Blake T

BYToady wrote: »

Jermaine Champaigne wrote: »

that's not so bad

that's like a hundred in cat years, and she went out enjoying delicacies, what a little character

She was the cool grandma cat that gave all the kittens the best gifts and would drop the occasional f-bomb.

She was the cool grandma cat that would kick your arse. She was getting into scraps until about a year before she died.

Moriveth

World as Myth wrote: »

Janson wrote: »

World as Myth wrote: »

Zonkytonkman wrote: »

i don't know what that word means.

this is why I will forever be your unicorn

janson - which scene?

When Jim Rhodes is about to give the award speech, and he notices that Tony Stark isn't in the audience, and he just looks so sad and disappointed. I felt really hurt on his behalf and wanted to give him a huge hug and my eyes teared up.

I think there is possibly no character in comics that I feel worse for than rhodey

It doesn't help that he's played by Terence Howard in the movie.

Dude always looks like he's about to break down crying.

Ritchmeister

Kusuguttai wrote: »

i got 99 problems but a pidgeon ain't one

I guess not knowing how to spell pigeon is one of them.

Air

one time i was watching tv and a pigeon flew into the window and fell onto the balcony and then lay there coughing up blood for like the next 10 minutes

made it uncomfortable to watch my show

also this was in india so a servant or building guard or someone took care of it

PotU

I once stepped on some bird outside of a restaurant.

mackingtheknife

i have a friend who races doves, who are essentially pigeons
people bet thousands of dollars on such things
the south is eccentric

Blake T

Ritchmeister wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

i got 99 problems but a pidgeon ain't one

I guess not knowing how to spell pigeon is one of them.

This comment was made several pages ago.

But man, it's a cool song reference, let it slide.

Janson

Ritchmeister wrote: »

Kusuguttai wrote: »

i got 99 problems but a pidgeon ain't one

I guess not knowing how to spell pigeon is one of them.

I already made that joke.

Blake T

Well I already pointed it out!

Janson

Well...shucks!

Ritchmeister

Well that's me told. Must be quicker on the draw.

Blake T

Rugby is a pretty neat sport you guys.

PotU

Spoiler:

JoeUser

Why don't we eat swans here? They're pretty much the same as geese, and geese are delicious. And very mean, so eating them is eating revenge.

Blake T

You wish.

sarukun

Because swans are not mean.


Geese are okay to eat because they are fuckers.

lostwords

You know what i'm excited to do once summer finally comes? Go to the nearby park with the big dirty lake, sit on one of the benches with a loaf of bread, and feed the birds for hours and hours, watching people go by on their fancy paddle boats. It will be excellent.

Kuribo's Shoe

did anybody make a joke about shooting it to get 100% completion yet