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[Game Over] Phalla of the Caribbean - East India Victory!(?)

cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm RogueCoral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Chatlog
The voyage nears its conclusion, mates.

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Finale

Day 10

Day 9

Day 8

Day 7

Day 6

Day 5

Day 4

Day 3

Day 2

Day 1 / Mechanics

Prologue

Clarifications
Bogey wrote:
Making more than the customary (1) goodbye post in the game thread after you are killed is against the Rules of the game. Dead players are not allowed to talk about the game or any of the mechanics in any of the threads in the forum. Failure to comply will result in a tempban by me.


Requests for clarifications can be posted in orange.
Spoiler:


Roster

1. Cold Salmon and Hatred, Denizen of the Depths, slain day 1
2. tehcoolryan, sailor, slain day 7
3. Raneados, sailor, slain day 9
4. ChicoBlue, sailor, slain day 5
5. Kovak, sailor, slain day 3
6. The Geebs That Is A Mod, sailor, slain day 2
7. Matatat, sailor , slain day 5
8. Tossrock, Denizen of the Depths, slain day 5
9. real_pochacco, sailor, slain day 9
10. Centipede Damascus, sailor, slain day 8
11. robothero, sailor, slain day 2
12. ZeroFill, sailor, jailed day 2
13. Theidar, Ragetti, slain day 1
14. Daric, sailor, slain day 6
15. thorgot, sailor, slain day 1
16. Green, sailor, slain day 9
17. Marshmallow, sailor, slain day 5
18. Kusuguttai, sailor, slain day 4
19. Koshian, First Mate of the Denizens of the Depths, slain day 10
20. Rygar, sailor, slain day 4
21. Munkus Beaver, Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate, sailor, slain day 4
22. durax, sailor, slain day 9
23. Ranx, sailor, slain day 1
24. The Otaku Suppository, sailor, slain day 9
25. cheez, sailor, slain day 7
26. Fembot, sailor, slain day 7
27. Orestes, Davy Jones, slain day 6
28. sarukun, sailor, slain day 4
29. Ultarune, Officer of the East India Trading Company, slain day 4
30. Zombies Tossed My Salad!, Officer of the East India Trading Company, slain day 4
31. animal companion, sailor
32. Dislexic, sailor
33. Crono729, sailor, slain day 7
34. Plutonium, sailor, slain day 3
35. Grundlterror, sailor, slain day 8
36. Darkblade_1, Denizen of the Depths, slain day 5
37. the wook, sailor, slain day 10
38. Seriously, sailor, gunned down day 8
39. TehSpectre, sailor, jailed day 2
40. cheshire, Tia Dalma, slain day 9
41. Osvik, sailor, jailed day 2
42. Jigrah, sailor, slain day 4
43. CrackedLens, sailor, slain day 9
44. Anjin-San, sailor, slain day 5
45. Volucrisus Aedrius, sailor, shark baited day 3
46. Lol!, William Turner, sailor, slain day 2
47. That Dave Fella, sailor, slain day 6
48. Zzulu, sailor, slain day 2
49. Bearstranaut, Elizabeth Swann, sailor, slain day 2
50. PotU, (ex-) Commodore James Norrington, slain day 3
51. SpeedySwaf, sailor, slain day 10
52. Jimothy, Captain Jack Sparrow, slain day 6
53. mrpaku, sailor, jailed day 2
54. Koan, Pintel, sailor, slain day 8
55. Vaan Diras, sailor, slain day 1
56. Javen, sailor, gunned down day 8
57. DrZiplock, sailor, overdosed day 4
58. JohnHam, Commodore of the East India Trading Company, slain day 9
59. Straightzi, Officer of the East India Trading Company, slain day 4
60. naporeon, sailor, jailed day 2
61. Gumpy, sailor, slain day 5
62. B:L, Commodore of the East India Trading Company, slain day 6
63. life3, sailor, slain day 4
64. Stew_Stick, Lord Cutler Beckett of the East India Trading Company, slain day 6
65. Bogey, Commodore of the East India Trading Company
66. Mr. Defecation, sailor, slain day 9
67. Soup, sailor, slain day 9
68. Monkeyfeet, sailor, slain day 1
69. BlackCloud, sailor, slain day 9
70. TheLawinator, sailor, slain day 9
71. Fishman, sailor, slain day 10
72. zanmatto, sailor, shark baited day 3
73. Dogbone33, sailor, slain day 9
74. Skull Man, Zombie Pirate LeChuck, slain day 5
75. Belruel, sailor, slain day 9
76. precisionk, sailor, slain day 3
77. moleface, Captain Hector Barbossa, sailor, slain day 7

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Posts

  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    SHIT my internet went out, shit.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It isn't so much that I'm suspicious of her now. I'm just upset we missed out on a kill tonight that we need pretty badly.

    Edit-Well there is the cap'n. You can't pour rum into the ISP to make it behave cap'n.

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    yes, i am really really pissed. because chances are i have been killed now without making an important move

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bel was too busy drinking all the rum to kill someone.

  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i drove to my friend's house to steal his internet, and arrive here too late, maaan i am so pissed

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository SKREEEEEOOOONKKKKKK Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dude, internet TOTALLY drank all my rum and destroyed my sea homework.

    So your "internet", whatever witchcraft that be went out this evening. What about last night? Nothing like allowing the baddies a few more chances to kill those last specials while our can't tell my left from right retarded evil captain fucks us all over.

    What the hell have I been saying all this time. But thank the gods Grundl was there to cast off suspicions.

    You feculent scum, may the Locker take you all.

    We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'.
  • JohnHamJohnHam Famous Actor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That is some powerfully weak sauce, let's see what narration brings, I guess.

  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    people in my house aren't electricians, i tried guys, i tried.

    its been out for hours, but i had no one's internet to steal because he didn't get home from work until just a few minutes ago. i asked cj is my vote could still go out, but in the interest of fairness he said it couldn't, which i understand, but it totally sucks more than a lot.

    so who is captain for tomorrow then, i have to try and contact them with my suspicions.

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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Does anybody know what good specials are left? I'm trying to think of characters from the movies. Are their going to be all the captians from third movie or is that a captian teague?

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bogey, did you get my PM about any upcoming games?

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bah, all right, i've done what i have to do in case i get hit tonight, i'm going to go shoot something in gears of war with my friend, i am so damn mad at everything.

    be back in a bit guys, good luck in narration

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    isn;t that twice bel hasn't made a captain kill?

    mmmm

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  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    HE PLANKED CHEEZ YESTERDAY

    I thought I might have to yell because you apparently didn't notice when I said it in the last thread.

    Edit: Using 'He' in the strictly Phalla sense of the word, naturally.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Day 9 - Absentee Management


    "Captain! CAPTAIN!" Koan ran across the deck in a near panic, using his coat as cover from the violent rain.

    "Confound it all..." The man gave a sigh, and opened the container of rum in his hand, making the best of the few drops that were left inside.

    "Guess it can wait till morn'-" The half-finished sentence was replaced by a choking sound, as a thin spike of hardened material impaled Koan through the chest. With a hacking laugh, the killer thrusted the arm-weapon off to the side, tossing the gutted remains of the sailor to the deck, Koan's eyes left frozen in an open, dead stare.

    ______________________


    "Nope, haven't seen the Cap'n anywhere, meself," Centipede Damascus gave a disinterested shrug, and gestured passively at the deck above. "Ship seems to be doin' fine for now... what with the calm of the storm and all." The sailor paused, and gave the uniformed man a look, as if finally noticing what was off about the person addressing him... particularly, the massive rifle he wielded.

    "Not safe for you to be carryin' that thing around, mate."

    "You're right, of course... you can have it." The taller individual turned the weapon about, and thrust the pointed end of the bayonet into Centipede's throat.

    Pausing only to wipe the murder weapon clean with a single brush of his handkerchief, the man continued on, discarding the bloodied cloth along the way.



    ______________________



    "Y' wouldn't make a man walk the plank unless ordered, would ya?" Grundlterror did his best to plead with the mob that had gathered behind him, slowly but surely spurning him towards the dark sea.

    It seemed his efforts fell on deaf ears.

    Grundlterror clearly had no intention of moving unless spurned onward, so it was the weight of numerous thrown objects that did the trick.

    The sailor might have kept his footing, had not the cannonball thrown by a particularly strong crew member shattered the wood beneath his feet, sending Grundlterror spiralling into the ocean below.


    The crew went about their business, little of which involved any real work, until they realized Captain Belruel had returned.

    "Back to work! There's still headway to be made while the weather's on our side!"


    They seemed in no real hurry to do as the Captain demanded, until two rounds from a pistol did the talking.

    The mob dispersed, leaving the corpses of Javen and Seriously dead on the deck as they spurned The Phalliant closer towards its supposed destination.


    For the first time in uncounted hours, land was visible in the distance, though the skies did not brighten.



    The Dead

    Koan, Pintel, sailor
    Centipede Damascus, sailor
    Grundlterror, sailor
    Javen and Seriously, sailors, slain for abandonment

    Captain - Belruel
    First Mate - durax

    Vote closes at 11:00 PM EST tomorrow. PMs will follow shortly.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nobody wants to kill me, why is this?

    I am a super boring sailor guy.

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  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, there goes Pintel... never would have guessed Koan, myself.

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    OoooOOOooOOOOoo

    Good luck, mates!

    OOOOooooooOOOOo

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

    Koan. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Huh, somebody thought I was important enough to kill.

    Interesting.

    I'll see ye beyond the pearly gates, me lads!

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    have fun shooting blindly into the dark!

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Despite the number of living, I've taken steps to ensure that the game will end soon.

    The events of the next two days at most will determine the finale.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    good lord


    3. Raneados
    9. real_pochacco
    16. Green
    19. Koshian
    22. durax
    24. The Otaku Suppository
    29. Ultarune
    31. animal companion
    32. Dislexic
    37. the wook
    40. cheshire
    43. CrackedLens
    51. SpeedySwaf
    58. JohnHam
    65. Bogey
    66. Mr. Defecation
    67. Soup
    69. BlackCloud
    70. TheLawinator
    71. Fishman
    73. Dogbone33
    75. Belruel

    22

    2 days to finish it

    grr

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    problem is we don't have any sort of anything. No network, no trust

    nada

    :/

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository SKREEEEEOOOONKKKKKK Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    problem is we don't have any sort of anything. No network, no trust

    nada

    :/

    Uhhh

    We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'.
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    well

    I don't

    D:

    you guys should get on that if you have it

    villagers dying etc etc

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    well, we have no outed specials anymore, so the rest of us normies need to speculate and try and figure it out for ourselves. the game is ending soon, if any of you have a secret ace in the hole, now's the time.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I have something in my hole

    wait what?

  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Honestly, the evil people are going be paying attention to the thread, that is what evil people do.

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !VOTE BELRUEL

    the bee must go

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    god I'm so torn as to who to vote for

    D:

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bel has been in power too long with little to no opposition

    strange things are afoot at the Circle K

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    welllelelel

    maybe elect a new captain?

    I know it's hard with all the not-here people but :/

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository SKREEEEEOOOONKKKKKK Monster IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm up for a new captain, but it suddenly occurs to me. When Koshian suggested it, it seemed like a good idea at face value. However, seeing as how it has basically distracted all of us to the point all we really do is argue about how damn suspicious the captain is, I realize what a brilliant strategy it is. Still Bel sucks gets her out, but also

    !vote Koshian

    unless someone can convince me otherwise

    We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty, and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'.
  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that is a very good point, and you realize that he was pushing to be captain at the beginning, but all of a sudden he doesn't even mention himself to be captain while he is espousing the idea of getting new ones in.

    this would make him appear to be just helping, and hopefully the idea would stick without anyone paying much attention to who is giving the advice. koshian has been sticking to the sidelines, barely piping in here enough to be present without being at the front of anyone's minds.

    anyone have a link to fishman's post about koshian? he brought up a lot of good points through that analysis.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    post it

    i would like to read it

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lemme go see if i can find it

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  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    3DS friendcode: 2380-4618-2503
  • UltaruneUltarune Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Despite the number of living, I've taken steps to ensure that the game will end soon.

    The events of the next two days at most will determine the finale.

    No Kraken attack, no Kraken attack, no Kraken attack!

    Vote Koshian
    Vote Ranedos I don't recall anything terrible happening to us under his captaining.

    tentative votes, will review tonight

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    that was hella nicely put together

    dang!

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Koshian

    Sorry running mate but wow let's see you refute that

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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