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ProhassProhass Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
I just had sex for the first time. It was both overrated and incredibly underrated.

You?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Liar.

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    PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Working, so no.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    try doing it again

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Liar.

    Im 21.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Next time try having sex with an actual person as opposed to betty blowup.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This is the. worst.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Next time try having sex with an actual person as opposed to betty blowup.
    This isnt the help forum.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you did it wrong

    or youre a girl

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    did she giggle or look bored

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    did she giggle or look bored
    Niether.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The first time I had sex was pretty rad.

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i'm giggling and looking bored
    hey belruel let's....fuck

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    spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sup guys, I'm here for the sex.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The first time I had sex was pretty rad.

    YEAH!!!


    HI5!!!


    i dont know

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The first time I had sex was pretty rad.

    High-5 for positive first time experiences?

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    was she fat/are you fat

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    noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm in.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Did she trash your house and then make a skirt out of tinfoil?

    Did she find two week old chinese food in your fridge and eat it?

    Did she leave what she didn't eat all over the floor?

    Did she demand to be driven to the gas station naked, to buy cigarettes?




    Was the sex totally awesome after all that

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The first time I had sex was pretty rad.



    Did it involve a Hi 5 Mori?

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    yourclothes wrote: »
    i'm giggling and looking bored
    hey belruel let's....fuck

    man, i have some sunflower seeds right here and they're awesome.

    no, this post has nothing to do with the one i quoted

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The first time I had sex was pretty rad.

    YEAH!!!


    HI5!!!


    i dont know

    WOO

    FUCK YEAH

    WELCOME TO THE PEOPLE WHO'VE HAD SEX CLUB AM I RIGHT

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    was she fat/are you fat

    Nah im quite muscular. I was skinny in highschool, lanky, but sort of filled out afterwards. Worked a lot after high school so little time for girls, still had the shy high school mentality that didnt fit my appearance so I didnt pursue anything, even though im quite physically attractive. Then met her. Shes a ballet dancer. Im in a good place right now guys.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Next time put it in her butt.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    did she moan?
    or
    did you moan?

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    noobertnoobert Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Prohass wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    was she fat/are you fat

    Nah im quite muscular. I was skinny in highschool, lanky, but sort of filled out afterwards, worked a lot. Then met her. Shes a ballet dancer. Im in a good place right now guys.

    Are you going to have it again?

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sounds fantastic then. it'll get better with time and practice

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    yourclothes wrote: »
    i'm giggling and looking bored
    hey belruel let's....fuck

    man, i have some sunflower seeds right here and they're awesome.

    no, this post has nothing to do with the one i quoted

    i have salt and pepper chips

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    spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So like, why isn't anyone blowing me yet?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    spookymuffin wrote: »
    So like, why isn't anyone blowing me yet?
    I have standards.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Robcham wrote: »
    did she moan?
    or
    did you moan?

    did they both make a call

    a call on the moan phone?

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    The first time I had sex was pretty rad.

    YEAH!!!


    HI5!!!


    i dont know

    WOO

    FUCK YEAH

    WELCOME TO THE PEOPLE WHO'VE HAD SEX CLUB AM I RIGHT

    FUCK YEAH

    GENETICALLY SUPERIOR

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    yourclothes wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    yourclothes wrote: »
    i'm giggling and looking bored
    hey belruel let's....fuck

    man, i have some sunflower seeds right here and they're awesome.

    no, this post has nothing to do with the one i quoted

    i have salt and pepper chips

    are they kettle chips? salt and pepper kettle chips are fantastic

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i aint done fucks

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    sounds fantastic then. it'll get better with time and practice

    Yeah it was awkward and fumbly but we had a great time. And to whoever asked before she moaned, I didnt. She came first, but shes not a virigin, so she sort of just "used me" to get herself off, then let me go until I finished up. Was fun, no pressure, no magic sparks, just mucking around and figuring stuff out. Broke a lot of ice between us and was really easy to talk afterwards.

    We're both quite busy but we're trying to see each other as much as possible.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    People have not lived until they have tried Red Rock Deli chips.

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    yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    yourclothes wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    yourclothes wrote: »
    i'm giggling and looking bored
    hey belruel let's....fuck

    man, i have some sunflower seeds right here and they're awesome.

    no, this post has nothing to do with the one i quoted

    i have salt and pepper chips

    are they kettle chips? salt and pepper kettle chips are fantastic

    word

    word

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I haven't had sex since January 4th :(

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    did you fuck her hard?
    coz sometimes that's ain't right to do

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It would be really worrying if Mori posts a different date right now.

    (I don't think he will)

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Prohass wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    sounds fantastic then. it'll get better with time and practice

    Yeah it was awkward and fumbly but we had a great time. And to whoever asked before she moaned, I didnt. She came first, but shes not a virigin, so she sort of just "used me" to get herself off, then let me go until I finished up. Was fun, no pressure, no magic sparks, just mucking around and figuring stuff out. Broke a lot of ice between us and was really easy to talk afterwards.

    We're both quite busy but we're trying to see each other as much as possible.

    haha, a ballet dancer too, flexible.

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