ChicoBlue [CHAT] himself at the sound of Captain K's angelic voice...

Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name

New chat thread in dedication to just a little too much awesome tonight...

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Grifter

Threepio wrote: »

For the second time in my life I slipped with a knife yesterday and nearly cut off the tip of my left index finger.

I fucking hate knives. I'm moving to soft, blendable foods and safety scissors from here on in.

Better than almost cutting of the tip of your dick.

Threepio

Grifter wrote: »

Threepio wrote: »

For the second time in my life I slipped with a knife yesterday and nearly cut off the tip of my left index finger.

I fucking hate knives. I'm moving to soft, blendable foods and safety scissors from here on in.

Better than almost cutting of the tip of your dick.

Touché.

MagicToaster

How would that even happen?!

Grifter

MagicToaster wrote: »

How would that even happen?!

I could explain it but only if you act out the scenario.

Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name

NightDragon wrote: »

Guys. Guys.

NINE SOLID HOURS of writing this essay. I think I maybe have 30 minutes or an hour more to elaborate.

I am a MACHINE!

tick tick tick tick

I can't find my chapstick though, and I think after using my 4gig flash drive like 3 times I've lost it! Fuck. :<

I think by this point you should check and make sure you haven't been applying your 4gig flash drive to your lips, and saving data to your chapstick...

Grifter

Looks like our boy Jack has gotten his comeuppance.
http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080520-judges-report-in-jack-thompson-case-guilty-on-27-charges.html

Tam

Grifter wrote: »

Looks like our boy Jack has gotten his comeuppance.
http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080520-judges-report-in-jack-thompson-case-guilty-on-27-charges.html

We have to throw a party.

devices

...Thompson has included gay pornography in his court filings, causing the Judge presiding over the case to note that "Mr. Thompson made available for unlimited public viewing, on the court’s docketing system, these graphic images." In this most recent case, Thompson created a picture book in reaction to "the court's inability to comprehend" what he was saying. The book contained pictures of swastikas, a copied dollar bill, monkeys, and, in a surreal touch, a handprint with the word "slap" written under it. That's leaving out the cartoon squirrels. Earlier this year, Thompson asked why another gaming writer doesn't "just molest children directly rather than through Rockstar. It would be more personal that way."

wow man, wow

i mean, at least he threw some gay porn in there

i know all my favorite games feature monstrous throbbing dicks

DMAC

It really blows my mind that he hasn't been banned from practicing law yet. What does it take to get disbarred in Florida?

lyrium

So, I know the posemaniacs website is often offered to people here for help with loosening up and posing and such, but I never saw this particular part of it posted and it wasn't on the list at the beginning of the questions thread. The 30 second drawing page is awesome! I moved it up to 45 seconds because it was my first time, but it helped me so much. I drew so much looser and focused on the basics of the form more than I have before. It was also very helpful that the poses include the muscles so that I understand how the pose works. I just thought I would recommend it to anyone who needs help with that stuff, too. It was one of the most valuable 5 minutes I've spent on art. (and the sketces didn't actually turn out that bad! haha)

http://www.posemaniacs.com/pose/thirtysecond.html

Big Luke Nasty

Its been posted, but that might be something to have put in the OP of the Questions/tutorials thread.

I can agree and attest to its helpfulness.

Godfather

Kinda late to the party, but what's the name of the song that Captain K is spoofing in that batte?

Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name

EDIT: One up'd by DMAC!

DMAC

Godfather wrote: »

Kinda late to the party, but what's the name of the song that Captain K is spoofing in that batte?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f-cEM1l7Ks&feature=related

Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name

Oh shits, way to one up me, in two different ways!

DMAC

Nothing says "I came here to rock" like rainbow suspenders.

Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name

DMAC wrote: »

Nothing says "I came here to rock" and "I like to smash watermelons with a sledge hammer!" like rainbow suspenders.

Tam

This is beautiful and sad. Go ahead. Call me a fag. I don't care.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUSzQBaWq0Q

Godfather

Hey thanks.

On another note, i'm investing in a beautiful mahogandy acoustic guitar for my spanish guitar play style (a.k.a. "flamenco"). It's absolutely gorgeous.

On a slightly related note, i'm now in the hole 1400+ dollars :?

EDIT: She died.

Hrm.

Forbe!

Im in the hole $80,000

Godfather

Forbe! wrote: »

Im in the hole $80,000

Yes yes, but this is BEFORE I sign my life away to college debt!

EDIT: Also, obligatory GOOD GOD MAN!

Mykonos

Forbe! wrote: »

Im in the hole $80,000

gotcha beat by 10k, beardo.


sometimes i wonder if college was worth it

Godfather

Yeesh. Now i'm really glad that i'm only paying $30,000 for my tuition.

Forbe!

That $30,000 in loans really means like $100,000

Godfather

I haven't taken out loans yet. Maybe I should get out while I can?

Forbe!

Or sell that extra kidney.

Godfather

Nooooo I like my kidneys.

Tam

As much as cash money?

Godfather

Where do I sign?

Asamof the Horrible

Godfather wrote: »

SPOILERS!!!!!

!!!!

Lly

DMAC wrote: »

Godfather wrote: »

Kinda late to the party, but what's the name of the song that Captain K is spoofing in that batte?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f-cEM1l7Ks&feature=related

Oooh. I am so doing that song at karaoke on friday!

Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name

Just returned home from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!

Spoiler:

:shock:

Grifter

Mangoes

Mars Elliot wrote: »

Just returned home from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!

Spoiler:

:shock:

How incredible were the zombies?

Were they too much?

Big Luke Nasty

I was texted well into the night and told that it is a must-see. Stupid friends with no jobs.

beavotron

it is confirmed. new apartment is coke head and prostitute free and soooo muuuuuch beettterrrrrarrggh!

but i miss my ferrets
i'll get over it though

DMAC

Fake blindness and tell your roommates they're seeing eye ferrets.

Prospicience

Lly wrote: »

DMAC wrote: »

Godfather wrote: »

Kinda late to the party, but what's the name of the song that Captain K is spoofing in that batte?

karaoke

Oooh. I am so doing that song at karaoke on friday!

My little bro and I did "Don't Stop" by Michael Jackson on saturday... it was glorious.

Received my birthday present from my little bro yesterday, he did good.

NightDragon

Did anybody see this? Jack Thompson hilarity.

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/20/judge-jack-thompson-is-guilty-on-27-of-31-misconduct-charges/

Grifter

NightDragon wrote: »

Did anybody see this? Jack Thompson hilarity.

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/05/20/judge-jack-thompson-is-guilty-on-27-of-31-misconduct-charges/

Yeah, it's looking good.

Grifter wrote: »

Looks like our boy Jack has gotten his comeuppance.
http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080520-judges-report-in-jack-thompson-case-guilty-on-27-charges.html