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Eurovision; we are superior

RichardTauberRichardTauber KvltRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
So Eurovision. (Not for you american commercial pigs) Who should win, who should buy new shampoo and who has gotten bigger boobs since last time?

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What?

    What?

    What is this?

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lets all commit suicide with forks and corncobs.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    Eurovision produces the worst crap

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2008
    you guys don't understand because you don't eat baguettes

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  • Track NineTrack Nine Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The pirates will win - it's Eurovision.

    Personally, I like Germanys entry.. so they'll lose.

    Worst in competition - Spain.

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I like Azerbaijan. Now they only need to change their country's name to something I can spell. The whole angel/devil-thing was all kinds of awesome/gay.

    Too bad about the former yugoslavian republic formerly known as macedonia. They used to be my favourites.

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    edited May 2008
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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PUSH THE BUTTON PUSH THE BUTTON

    :whistle:

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    We will lose. I'm willing to bet money on that.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I will tell you a secret. Just a little secret.

    You are incredibly beautiful tonight.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    We will lose. I'm willing to bet money on that.

    GODDAMMIT GENERAL FRANCO NOT THIS AGAIN

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  • Track NineTrack Nine Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    We will lose. I'm willing to bet money on that.

    There's not a bookie in the world that will take that bet.

    Whether or not we get any points at all - that's where the action is.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PUSH THE BUTTON PUSH THE BUTTON

    :whistle:

    such an awful song

    though i did like lordi's win in 2005, was it

    it was

    though i feel 'we are the winners of eurovision' should have gotten something

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lordi was terrible.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    1. It sucks.

    2. Some east European country, of course.

    3. Who cares?

    4. We don't even participate because we don't need that shit. Just thought, "Man, we can't win, so fuck that, yo!"

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    We need to conquer some more countries. Apparently the baltic countries have forgotten our mighty warmachine.

    What?! It works for russia and serbia.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the other countries always gang up anyway

    like greece i think and another country that doesn't matter anymore

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i love eurovision for some reason i do not understand

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  • kitchkitch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    kitch on
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    man why the hell does russia get so many points their song was terrible

    greece I understand

    giant boobs in pink dress and all

    but russia

    three metrosexual men dancing and singing

    what the hell europe

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I like how Terry Wogan is, at least 95% of the time, a raving lunatic blaming everything on conspiracies and backhanded deals - when the truth is that yes, that goes on but also that the UK entry is always shitter than holy shit.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PUSH THE BUTTON PUSH THE BUTTON

    We always knew it was terrible. Honestly? we sent those guys in as a joke.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    shut it scarab it's all franco's fault we lose

    at everything

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I like how Terry Wogan is, at least 95% of the time, a raving lunatic blaming everything on conspiracies and backhanded deals - when the truth is that yes, that goes on but also that the UK entry is always shitter than holy shit.

    The UK needs to send some hooligans singing "You'll never walk alone" and throwing empty beer bottles.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    man why the hell does russia get so many points their song was terrible

    greece I understand

    giant boobs in pink dress and all

    but russia

    three metrosexual men dancing and singing

    what the hell europe
    why does israel get to participate in Eurovision anyway
    European Broadcasting Union

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    man why the hell does russia get so many points their song was terrible

    greece I understand

    giant boobs in pink dress and all

    but russia

    three metrosexual men dancing and singing

    what the hell europe
    why does israel get to participate in Eurovision anyway
    European Broadcasting Union

    because we begged a whole lot

    seriously

    also france used to fucking love us like 30 years ago so that probably helped

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    kitch wrote: »

    Can't find sick fucks anywhere else in the world, nope.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Iceland has terrible taste.

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Denmark sucks. Pölse-eating hobos who can't speak properly.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Iceland has terrible taste.

    Iceland's point giver looked like she single handedly clubbed every baby seal in her country. and then ate them.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Wwwait a second.

    This shit just happened now.

    Huh!

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh god

    portugal

    your anchor women fucking sucks

    jesus

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  • RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Norway has been independent for way too long now.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Denmark sucks. Pölse-eating hobos who can't speak properly.

    Yeah pretty much. Man you should hear the southern and western Danish accents. So fucking horrible.

    Wait did Norway just vote for Denmark as well?

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    kitch wrote: »

    Can't find sick fucks anywhere else in the world, nope.

    what the fuck was with austria itself apologising for him

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    god I would bang that hungarian so hard

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