Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
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AbsoluteZeroThe new film by Quentin KoopantinoRegistered Userregular
edited August 2008
Bert circled my little nephew today, that made my day.
I would suppose most of you don't know what that means.
Lots of singles. No RBIs or steals or anything. He is killing my fantasy team.
Also can we finally admit that Carl Crawford isn't a great player?
Crawford has failed to hit his ceiling. It's too bad but yeah, he's a good but not great player.
Also, why are you relying on Ichiro for RBI? The lack of steals sucks but he's never been a big RBI guy, especially because that lineup is awful. If you're going to draft him, you should rely on him for AVG (which he's failed to do this year, sadly) and some steals but not much else.
Lots of singles. No RBIs or steals or anything. He is killing my fantasy team.
Also can we finally admit that Carl Crawford isn't a great player?
Crawford has failed to hit his ceiling. It's too bad but yeah, he's a good but not great player.
Also, why are you relying on Ichiro for RBI? The lack of steals sucks but he's never been a big RBI guy, especially because that lineup is awful. If you're going to draft him, you should rely on him for AVG (which he's failed to do this year, sadly) and some steals but not much else.
I was just looking at his numbers, and it looks like he has a lot of steals compared to other years. He averages 40 steals a year and as of right now he has 35. His AVG and SLG are low this year, along with RBI, but his Runs look right on target. Yeah, and as a leadoff hitter I wouldn't ever rely on him to get RBI...
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
edited August 2008
You should very rarely rely on a lead-off hitter for RBI.
Idx86Long days and pleasant nights.Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
There is nothing worse in the world than going to bed thinking you are going to win a game, and you wake up having blown said lead to the worst team in the majors.
Now I've had my fair share of waking up to victories that maybe shouldn't have been, but you can't lose this game if you want to hang with the big boys. Especially if it's fucking SEATTLE.
Ugh.
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its really one of the best perks about being a cubs fan. It then inspires hot girls to be cubs fans because they see thats what they are supposed to do. So then you're at a bar and some hottie wants to talk about the cubs. Though usually all they say is that Mark prior is cute...
See now, lady Cardinals fans, while maybe a bit more lacking in 'hot girl' numbers compared to the bandwag...err, Cubbie nation, will at least start up conversations about sac flies and pitch counts and such...
ZimmydoomAccept no substitutesRegistered Userregular
edited August 2008
OK, I'm willing to acknowledge that Jason Bay can be as productive as Manny Ramirez, but so far he's actually managed to be more entertaining than Manny.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
OK, I'm willing to acknowledge that Jason Bay can be as productive as Manny Ramirez, but so far he's actually managed to be more entertaining than Manny.
That play was just surreal.
The ball rolling along the top of the wall? Bizarre.
You know, I find this amusing, because the Cubs don't have this problem.
They really, really don't have this problem.
Also, according to an expert on Chicago sports history (my mom) the cameramen used to focus more on gorgeous girls under the reign of Harry Caray. Chicago skeeviness has a long and vibrant history.
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Err... on Baseball Tonight they were saying he's hitting over .400 in his last 7 games...
Also can we finally admit that Carl Crawford isn't a great player?
I was driving down I-69 listening to the 7th on and it took all I had not to just run it into a ditch.
The Tigers radio guys will fight that to the bitter end.
Ahaha.
And you didn't listen to me, you putz.
Well, splitting a series with the Angels? I'll take that!
Small sample sizes make everything fun!
I would suppose most of you don't know what that means.
It was awesome when he straight stole home a couple of years ago.
fo sho, especially after how today started.
I got it.
I can still remember when that whole "Circle Me Bert" thing took off. It was nuts.
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Crawford has failed to hit his ceiling. It's too bad but yeah, he's a good but not great player.
Also, why are you relying on Ichiro for RBI? The lack of steals sucks but he's never been a big RBI guy, especially because that lineup is awful. If you're going to draft him, you should rely on him for AVG (which he's failed to do this year, sadly) and some steals but not much else.
I was just looking at his numbers, and it looks like he has a lot of steals compared to other years. He averages 40 steals a year and as of right now he has 35. His AVG and SLG are low this year, along with RBI, but his Runs look right on target. Yeah, and as a leadoff hitter I wouldn't ever rely on him to get RBI...
Kinda hard to drive guys in when there's nobody on base.
When I went to a Twins game a few years ago, we brought a Circle Me Bert sign, but we weren't circled
Unless his name is Alfonso Soriano.
I have to admit I'm kindof jealous that little poop got on the jumbo screen in the stadium too.
Hey. He went 1-2-3 on Saturday. I'll still reserve judgement. The two hits he gave up were dingers, which is what concerns me.
Now I've had my fair share of waking up to victories that maybe shouldn't have been, but you can't lose this game if you want to hang with the big boys. Especially if it's fucking SEATTLE.
Ugh.
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Metrodome camera crew loves two things: Babies wearing Twins gear, and old people kissing (Kiss Cam).
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Comerica's cameramen are notorious for this. It's pretty awesome from the male point of view.
thats STILL what they say...
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They did this once, and the announcers paused for a second, and then one of them says, "It's a beautiful day at the ballpark."
I would always 'accidentally' say "I'd like to fuck her!... I mean baseball!'
and by always I mean once and then I'd be fired. but it would be legendary. to me at least.
That play was just surreal.
The ball rolling along the top of the wall? Bizarre.
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I'll up the ante, three washed-up veterans and a blowjob from me.
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They really, really don't have this problem.
Also, according to an expert on Chicago sports history (my mom) the cameramen used to focus more on gorgeous girls under the reign of Harry Caray. Chicago skeeviness has a long and vibrant history.
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your quote works really well with this.
I still reserve the right to gloat.
FUCKING TIGERS
You certainly have that right, and it's been well earned...
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Don't worry, they'll do it themselves eventually.